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AB
01-29-2020, 05:56 PM
Post your favorite quotes & lines from The Orville.


Bortus, LaMarr & Gordon:

AB
01-29-2020, 05:58 PM
Ed & Alara:

AB
01-31-2020, 04:42 PM
Yaphit to Pria: "You know, this may sound blunt, but you are the only white woman I've ever found attractive."

MA
02-05-2020, 11:41 AM
Finn: I don't even see any fish.
Grayson: The Kaylon were thorough.

AB
02-05-2020, 05:08 PM
Yaphit

MA
02-05-2020, 05:15 PM
Mercer: You want the top or the bottom?
Grayson: I like to be on top.

AB
02-05-2020, 06:07 PM
Ed & Kelly:


Mercer: "What was I like in the other timeline?"
Grayson: "You were a perfect gentleman."
Mercer: "Well, that's boring."

MA
02-05-2020, 06:55 PM
Dr. Finn: It's all you, Isaac. You're sure this'll work?
Isaac: Not at all, Doctor.

AB
02-24-2020, 08:07 PM
Kelly:

MA
03-09-2020, 03:35 PM
The young always dismiss the old. It's a way of pushing away the truth.

- Dr. Finn

AB
07-07-2020, 05:47 PM
Bortus:

AB
07-07-2020, 05:52 PM
Bortus:

MA
07-08-2020, 05:59 AM
"We need no longer fear the banana." —Ed

AB
07-08-2020, 05:28 PM
Yaphit & Claire:

AB
07-08-2020, 05:41 PM
Claire & Yaphit:

AB
07-08-2020, 05:49 PM
Yaphit & Claire:

AB
07-09-2020, 08:55 PM
Bortus & Ed:

MA
07-10-2020, 05:06 AM
Isaac: "Are we... bonding?

AB
08-23-2020, 07:03 PM
Ed & Kelly:

MA
09-09-2020, 07:35 AM
Grayson: Do a good job and I'll have a bourbon waiting for you.
Mercer: You got a deal.

AB
09-09-2020, 07:21 PM
Kelly:

MA
09-19-2020, 08:01 AM
Heveena: Who is she?
Mercer: That's Dolly Parton.
Heveena: She speaks with the might of a hundred soldiers!
Mercer: Yeah, yeah, I guess she does.
Heveena: This is the voice of our revolution.

AB
09-28-2020, 05:09 PM
Kelly:

MA
10-01-2020, 05:44 AM
The universe is not governed by individual perception. It matters what's true.

- Mercer

AB
11-03-2020, 06:10 PM
Yaphit & Claire:

AB
11-04-2020, 07:00 PM
Gordon:

AB
11-24-2020, 11:42 PM
LaMar & Gordon:

MA
11-25-2020, 09:38 AM
Keyali: According to the chronometers, two full days have passed!
Malloy: Man! How was your weekend?

AB
12-13-2020, 07:18 PM
Gordon:

MA
12-14-2020, 04:59 PM
Grayson: Because you were captain, the Kaylon were defeated.
Mercer: Because I was captain?
Grayson: Yes.
Mercer: I stopped the Kaylon?
Grayson: Right.
Mercer: I had to swim with my shirt on until I was twenty.

AB
01-07-2021, 05:57 PM
Yaphit:

MA
01-07-2021, 05:59 PM
"You will be silent!" —Bortus

AB
01-25-2021, 05:50 PM
Gordon:

MA
01-27-2021, 03:08 PM
"We need no longer fear the banana." —Ed

AB
02-10-2021, 08:38 PM
Bortus & Ed:

AB
02-27-2021, 04:09 PM
John & Gordon:

AB
03-29-2021, 05:35 PM
Bortus:

MA
03-30-2021, 06:38 AM
Mercer: I hope that this marks a new era of non-violence between our two peoples.
Krill Ambassador: We will see. A peace is only as strong as those who uphold it.
Grayson: And, of course, trust is earned.
Krill Ambassador: We agree on that, Commander.

AB
04-17-2021, 07:17 PM
Alara & Claire:

MA
04-18-2021, 07:59 AM
Real is relative....Goals change. Things become more beautifully complicated. So we have to stop every so often and reassess. What is it you really want?

- Dr. Finn

AB
04-26-2021, 06:49 PM
Kelly:

AB
04-27-2021, 07:09 PM
Yaphit:

MA
05-09-2021, 09:45 AM
Heveena: Who is she?
Mercer: That's Dolly Parton.
Heveena: She speaks with the might of a hundred soldiers!
Mercer: Yeah, yeah, I guess she does.
Heveena: This is the voice of our revolution.

AB
01-28-2022, 07:00 PM
Claire & Yaphit:

MA
02-02-2022, 07:21 AM
“You paint some flames on the side, maybe, like, a rainbow unicorn, you got something.”
— Gordon Malloy