Lisa hates farm life
New York is where she’d rather
Be. Thinks farm life sucks!

Mr. Haney is a
Con artist who tries to scam
Oliver a lot!

Arnold the cute pig
He's the best of the Ziffels
As smart as a whip

Lisa’s hotcakes are
Inedible. But did make
Great manhole covers.

Ziffels are convinced
Arnold predicts the weather
Using his pig tail

The Ziffel’s Arnold
Is a most Mensa-like pig
Arnold is quite smart!

He is furry pink
He is treated like a boy
His name is Arnold

The Monroe Brothers
Are lousy carpenters and
One is really a chick!