View Full Version : The Biggest Blair/Jo Putdown


Impressions
06-23-2002, 09:08 PM
Sometimes arguing can't be the solution, but with Blair and Jo that's a whole 'nother story!! Some times they can make a scene. But whatever it is they can't stand each other!
What is the biggest Blair/Jo Letdown?
Post your thoughts below, they can be quotes.

ABlairican Pie
06-23-2002, 09:57 PM
Hmmm...I'm thinking when Jo called Blair a "1" on her computer dating scale.

I think I can do better....

Kay Scarpetta
06-23-2002, 10:01 PM
Blair: What were you doing in the library, reading "Dumbo"?

Jo: I don't have to. I bunk next to her!

ks
06-23-2002, 11:01 PM
There are so many. One I still die laughing over is when Alex, Mrs. G's son pays them a visit...

Blair: I know a phony when I see one.

Jo: You should. You spend enough time lookin' in the mirror.




I laughed until I hurt...












ks

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks
06-23-2002, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by ks
There are so many. One I still die laughing over is when Alex, Mrs. G's son pays them a visit...

Blair: I know a phony when I see one.

Jo: You should. You spend enough time lookin' in the mirror.




I laughed until I hurt...












ks

LOL!! That IS good, but, I like Double Standard and sooooo, I like it when Jo said, " I am going with your FRIEND, so eat your heart out *applause* and DON'T forget to put KETCHUP on it!!"

I laughed so hard...

ks
06-23-2002, 11:47 PM
I liked that one too, Lizzy:lol:

Of course we have to give Blair a fair shot at well...


Beverly Anne: I wonder what's wrong with Jo.

Blair: Today or in general?








ks

*Marilyn Monroe*
06-24-2002, 12:35 AM
I like any of the ones where Blair had a "brilliant idea" lol

One of them goes something like this...
Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
Jo: Dont frighten it. It's lonely up there.
Please correct that, cuz it's wrong!

Kristina
06-24-2002, 01:13 AM
Blair: Jo do you know what this means?
Jo: YEAH I don't have to hear you breathe again!
Blair: and I don't have to see your ugly face again!!!


they got all excited lol. That's from "Four Muskeeters".

MandieR1980
06-24-2002, 01:32 AM
Blair: A Warner is like a delicate souffle
Jo: Yeah, light and empty

#1_Nancy_McKeon
06-24-2002, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by NancyMcKeon1987
I like any of the ones where Blair had a "brilliant idea" lol

One of them goes something like this...
Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
Jo: Dont frighten it. It's lonely up there.
Please correct that, cuz it's wrong!

Since you asked someone to correct it I will for ya. :)

Blair: "A brilliant idea just popped into my head."
Jo: "Ooh, well, don't frighten it. It's a lonely place in there."

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes! :)

Originally posted by Tad Warner
Hmmm...I'm thinking when Jo called Blair a "1" on her computer dating scale.

I think I can do better....

When I read this post that's the exact one that popped into my head.

Tootie: "Dont you find it degrading?"
Blair: "Not when you're a 10."
Jo: "If you're a 10. I'd hate to see a 1."
Blair: "Then avoid mirrors."

ChickenLegz
06-24-2002, 09:58 AM
I like it whenever Jo calls Blair "Ferra".

Kay Scarpetta
06-24-2002, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by ChickenLegz
I like it whenever Jo calls Blair "Ferra".

Your meltin' my toothbrush, Ferrah!

Kay Scarpetta
06-24-2002, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon
Tootie: "Dont you find it degrading?"
Blair: "Not when you're a 10."
Jo: "If you're a 10. I'd hate to see a 1."
Blair: "Then avoid mirrors."

:rotflmao: I like that one. Go Blair! :dance:

ChickenLegz
06-24-2002, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Your meltin' my toothbrush, Ferrah!

LOL-Yeah I was thinkin that when I posted it!:lol:

ABlairican Pie
06-24-2002, 09:15 PM
Actually, the name was Farrah, as in Farrah Fawcett, you know, one of the original Charlie's Angels, and the most desired woman of the late '70's????


Of course you don't remember.

:rolleyes:

I like this Blair putdown of Jo:TURN BLUE!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!! Oh that was hot!!!!! Blair, you are sooooooo
cold!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blair was so bad-a$$, I'm tellin' ya.

Kay Scarpetta
06-24-2002, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by Tad Warner
Actually, the name was Farrah, as in Farrah Fawcett

Well however the hell you spell it....I don't give a British brown cow how you spell it....I SPELL IT FERRAH!

Have a more then splendid day.

FOLrocks1
06-24-2002, 09:30 PM
LOL! There are sooo many!

hypr56
06-25-2002, 11:20 AM
I just thought the episode Dear Apple was a Jo/Blair classic.:wave: :wave: :wave:

ABlairican Pie
06-25-2002, 10:11 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhh, so you wouldn't give a British brown cow how to spell the name...That's the problem with people today. You JUST DON'T CARE!!!! OH, CRUEL HEARTLESS WORLD!!!!!! WHERE, OH, WHERE IS THE LOVE???????????????? :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

ABlairican Pie
07-05-2002, 07:37 PM
Here's another one:

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!"

:rotflmao:





Oh, wait. That was from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

Woops.:rolleyes:

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks
07-05-2002, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Tad Warner
Here's another one:

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!"

:rotflmao:





Oh, wait. That was from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

Woops.:rolleyes:


lol....

you crack me up...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!:rotflmao: It was like you dropped off the planet!!

ABlairican Pie
07-05-2002, 08:32 PM
Has it been that long?? I guess it has. DID I MISS ANYTHING??

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks
07-05-2002, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by Tad Warner
Has it been that long?? I guess it has. DID I MISS ANYTHING??

:lol:

ChickenLegz
07-07-2002, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Tad Warner
Actually, the name was Farrah, as in Farrah Fawcett, you know, one of the original Charlie's Angels, and the most desired woman of the late '70's????


Of course you don't remember.

:rolleyes:

I like this Blair putdown of Jo:TURN BLUE!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!! Oh that was hot!!!!! Blair, you are sooooooo
cold!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blair was so bad-a$$, I'm tellin' ya.


Yeah- Ferrah hair!!! I knew that!!