First line: 5 syllables, second line 7, third 5

I'll start

Lou plastered again
Sue Ann horny: has her way
Lou upset next day

Oh, Mary, Mary

You like dumb, awful Rhoda?

And not dear, sweet me?

Ted Baxter flubs news
Lou livid: ready to fire
Dumb, cheap vain doofus

Lou thinks Ted’s a dope
And so do the rest of us
All laughing at him.

Sue Ann is hot to
Trot. She would surely win a
Race to Lou’s bed. Yup!

Who can turn the world
On with her smile? She can make
A nothing day great!