Nick makes really bad
Coffee. But everyone still
Drinks it (warily)

Scanlon is evil:
A slimy troublemaker
Hated by all cops!

Harris is a smart
Dresser: wears Halston, Gucci
And Fiorucci!

Marty is gay and
Likes to lift things. One day he
Stole “dynamite” case

Nick like to play the
Horses. He seldom wins and
“Cops” to bad coffee.

Harris likes to dress
To the nines. He always looks
Like he’s from GQ

Harris had a bad
Dream in “Quarantine” And he
Disses everyone!

Nick’s coffee is so
Awful. It makes all the cops
Gag. Truly wretched!

Nick likes to play the
Horses. But he always seems
To lose. Poor broke Nick!