Post any quotes or lines from Santa Clarita Diet.

Eric:

Shelia:

“Our kitchen looks like the inside of a shark.”— Joel

Eric:

Abby:

Joel:

Gary:

Sheila Hammond : The undead can't eat the undead.

Shelia:

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Eric:

Gary:

Joel Hammond : Someday, if you have kids, and you get a virus and start killing people, you'll appreciate how well your mother and I are doing.

Gary:

Joel Hammond : It’s kind of ironic. The more care you put into a murder, the harsher society judges you.

Shelia & Gary:

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Joel & Shelia:

I just wanted your vomit. Why’d you have to make it weird?

— Abby Hammond

Becky:

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Shelia:

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Joel:

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Eric & Abby defrosting a frozen thumb:

“Why do we gotta live between two cops? Why couldn’t it be two rival pastry chefs?” – Joel

Abby & Eric:

Abby & Joel:

Joel:

“I had such a good day at the asylum.”— Joel

Shelia & Gary:

You know what’s cool? I’m never surprised anymore.

- Abby Hammond

Joel:

Dan & Joel:

Anne:

Anne:

Joel:

“No dad, come look, the lack of strawberries is appalling.”— Abby

Joel:

“We’re hand models and we have to protect our assets from sun damage.”— Eric

Tommy:

I always wonder if it’s better to bury two bodies in one place or spread them around. I’m sure there’s a right answer, but I never want to meet the person who knows it.

- Joel Hammond

Dan & Joel:

Shelia:

Sheila Hammond : Here’s the deal with life. No matter how much we want to control it, we can’t always know where it’s going to take us.

Ramona & Joel:

Joel:

Eric:

Joel Hammond: Here’s a solution. Let’s all stop talking until I can think of what to say next.

Abby & Ramona:

Joel:

I always wonder if it’s better to bury two bodies in one place or spread them around. I’m sure there’s a right answer, but I never want to meet the person who knows it.

Eric:

Joel Hammond : Here’s a solution. Let’s all stop talking until I can think of what to say next.

Joel & Gary:

Joel Hammond: I found pictures of a few women, but they were taken from inside a toilet, so probably not serious relationships.

Joel, Shelia & Ramona:

Ramona & Shelia:

Abby Hammond:

You know what’s cool? I’m never surprised anymore.

Shelia & Joel:

Shelia:

Eric Bemis : When you bottle up your feelings, they come out in other ways.

Eric:

Sheila Hammond: You’re the best husband an undead wife could ever ask for.

Shelia:

Eric Bemis : When you bottle up your feelings, they come out in other ways.