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MA
01-05-2020, 09:16 AM
Annie: I don't know what's going on with me.

MA
01-06-2020, 06:56 AM
Ruthie: Is this a way a woman who wants to be a minister should behave?
Lucy: No...

MA
01-09-2020, 09:24 AM
Mary: You know, don't you?
Carlos: All I know is that I love you.
Mary: How do you know?!
Carlos: Just say it.
Mary: I can't.
Carlos: Why?
Mary: Because once I say it, it'll be true.
Carlos: And I want it to be true.
[Long pause]
Mary: We're gonna have a baby.
Carlos: Yes! [hugs Mary] Oh, yes!
Mary: Soy una gallina loca emperazada!

MA
01-11-2020, 03:18 PM
T-Bone: [to Eric after Eric invites him and the two homeless girls to spend the night at the Camdens] You can't die from having too big a heart, can you?

JO Sweet Heart
02-01-2020, 10:02 PM
I love what Ruthie had to say when she saw how much tampons and pads were after getting her period. She was like, "I can't afford to be a woman!" :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

MA
02-05-2020, 11:17 AM
Ruthie : I got it
Eric : Dinner?