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MA
12-30-2019, 03:25 PM
“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

MA
01-05-2020, 09:11 AM
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott

MA
01-06-2020, 07:17 AM
Oscar: I can play basketball if you need any help.
Michael: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.

MA
01-09-2020, 09:35 AM
Stanley: This is not the meal I was promised. I'm going to have no energy for the rest of the day.
Kevin: I cancelled my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this?
Michael: You know what, guys? Let's just enjoy lunch.
Kevin: With what? How? Sometimes, Michael, sometimes...

DA23_ROX
01-24-2020, 02:29 PM
"How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so." Gently with a rose? In a funny way, like it's a hilarious joke? Or do you just let it go, because saying it would just make things worse? ... Probably the funny way." ~ Michael Scott

MA
02-05-2020, 12:42 PM
“Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did…” – Michael Scott

Ohio8
05-31-2023, 11:33 PM
Michael Scott: "You don't know how high I can fly."

Ohio8
02-10-2024, 08:00 PM
(Last line of the series.)
Pam: "There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?"

TMC
04-08-2024, 01:01 AM
The 10 Best Michael Scott Quotes in 'The Office,' Ranked (https://collider.com/michael-scott-quotes-the-office-ranked/)

That's what he said.

MkIII
04-11-2024, 10:32 AM
“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

This line is so funny

TMC
05-26-2024, 02:35 AM
The Office’s Guest Star Plan Could’ve Hilariously Paid Off One Of The Show’s Most Iconic Lines (https://screenrant.com/the-office-katee-sackhoff-guest-star-plan-battlestar-galactica-joke/)

A potential guest star opportunity on The Office that never panned out would have been the perfect callback to one of the sitcom's most quoted lines.

TMC
06-24-2024, 08:52 PM
The Office: 25 Pick-Up Lines Used By The Characters (https://screenrant.com/the-office-best-pick-up-date-quotes/)

Though the show saw plenty of heartwarming romance during its run, the best Office pick-up lines ranged from sweet to truly awkward and awful.

TMC
10-08-2024, 09:41 PM
The Office: 30 Best Quotes About Love & Romance (https://screenrant.com/the-office-romance-relationships-dating-quotes/)

Though known for its comedy, Dunder Mifflin has plenty of romance and dating. Here are The Office (https://screenrant.com/db/tv-show/the-office/)'s best quotes about love and romance.

ScrantonicityII
10-11-2024, 12:54 PM
You're not real, man! ~ Creed

TMC
11-11-2024, 01:20 AM
10 Best Lines in The Office That Were Totally Improvised (https://www.cbr.com/the-office-best-lines-improvised/)

The Office (https://www.cbr.com/tag/the-office/) is a home of great jokes and iconic lines, but some of the best were actually created on the fly.

MA
07-21-2025, 08:54 AM
Jan Levinson : [singing] You might've learned shapes or blocks or clocks or colors, or you might've learned that we're all sisters and brothers!

TMC
09-15-2025, 08:35 PM
16 Years Later, Steve Carell's Greatest The Office Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History (https://www.cbr.com/steve-carell-greatest-the-office-line-funniest-quotes/)

A single line from The Office encapsulates the humor and humanity of Michael Scott.

MA
09-17-2025, 08:00 AM
Dwight Schrute: "The worst thing about prison was the dementors".

TMC
10-20-2025, 08:08 PM
Nearly 20 Years Later, Steve Carell's Most Unhinged 'Office' Line Is Still the Greatest in Sitcom History (https://collider.com/steve-carell-greatest-line-the-office/)

Michael Scott summed himself up perfectly without even knowing it.

MA
10-21-2025, 05:15 PM
Kelly Kapoor: "Who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?"

TMC
11-29-2025, 09:15 PM
This 1 Quote From 'The Office' Proves What Kind of Person Michael Scott Is (https://collider.com/the-office-michael-scott-best-quote/)

Michael Scott, the living dichotomy.

MA
12-02-2025, 07:43 PM
"I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do." — Michael Scott

TMC
12-25-2025, 10:03 PM
20 Best Quotes From The Office, Ranked (https://screenrant.com/the-office-best-quotes-ranked/)

With nine seasons of hilarious, emotional, and relatable moments, there are endless quotes from The Office that still live rent-free in our heads.

MA
12-30-2025, 09:16 AM
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them." — Andy Bernard

TMC
02-18-2026, 09:49 PM
17 Years Later, Steve Carell's Greatest The Office Line Is Still 1 of the Funniest Quotes in Sitcom History (https://www.cbr.com/steve-carell-funniest-the-office-quote-stress-relief/)

A single line from The Office Season 5 captures the humor and humanity of Michael Scott.

MA
02-19-2026, 10:39 AM
"Uh...nope. Nope. This isn't the surprise. It's surprising because you didn't expect it, but you will...you'll know it when you see it." — Michael Scott

TMC
03-15-2026, 07:52 PM
Michael Scott's 5 Best Quotes From The Office (https://www.cbr.com/best-michael-scott-quotes-the-office/)

Michael Scott was one of the best Dunder Mifflin managers on The Office, largely due to the unforgettably hilarious quotes he delivered every episode.

MA
03-19-2026, 07:47 AM
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott

TMC
03-22-2026, 07:05 PM
This 10/10 'Office' Quote Was Completely Improvised by Steve Carell (https://collider.com/best-office-quote-michael-scott-negotiation-episode-steve-carell/)

It's your new favorite moment.

TMC
03-28-2026, 07:49 PM
13 Years Later, Andy Bernard's Greatest Office Line Is Still One Of The Best Quotes In Sitcom History (https://screenrant.com/the-office-andy-bernard-finale-quote-best-sitcom-history/)

Andy Bernard's poignant line from The Office finale captures a universal truth about life, making it one of the most best sitcom quotes of all time.

MA
04-03-2026, 08:21 AM
Michael Scott: “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation.”