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Allison: "How Can you say that?"
Joe: " I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it"
Allison: "Here's the weird thing."
Joe: "You can't possibly say that with a straight face."
Medium is back on Start TV, so if you'd like to post quotes or lines for it, you can do so here.
Allison: "How Can you say that?"
Joe: " I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it"
I'm going to be making an A-Z game for it as well if you'd like to post in that.
Allison Dubois : I just had a weird dream...
Joe Dubois : Of course you did. It's a day ending in "Y".
[Allison is annoyed about having to clean the house before her birthday party]
Joe Dubois : Aren't you going to get that?
Allison Dubois : Why? It's one of the wicked stepsisters calling to say she's coming to the ball, but she wants me to stop and clean her fireplace.
I'm going to be making an A-Z game for it as well if you'd like to post in that.
Sounds good!
Sounds good!
I'm going to go and make it right now!
Allison: "It's nine o'clock, how am I supposed to know you're okay? How do I
know you're not lying dead somewhere?"
Joe: "If something happened, somebody would've called. If I were dead, who
are we kidding, you'd be the first to know."
[Allison is hunting for her keys]
Joe Dubois : Keys? I would think even to get a psychic learner's permit you'd have to be able to find a lost set of...
Allison Dubois : [holding them] Keys?
Allison: "Psychic with a bad sense of time and memory."
Joe: "Do you remember where you live?"
Allison: "Hmm, I'm seeing a house, I'm seeing a guy in his underwear. I'm seeing lots of dishes in the sink."
Joe: "It's amazing how you do that."
Allison Dubois : A psychic with a bad memory. Go figure.
Ariel: "Oh my goodness, here comes Sean."
Bridgette: "Maybe he's going to propose."
Allison Dubois : Psychic with a bad sense of time.
Joe Dubois : Do you remember where you live?
Allison: What? You told me to dream about anything other than Murcado. It's not my fault my brain picks Sin City.
"Keys? I would think even to get a psychic learner's permit you'd have to be able to find a lost set of --"
"Keys?"
Joe: "Aren't you going to get that?"
Allison: "Why? It's one of the wicked stepsisters calling to say
she's coming to the ball, but she wants me to stop and clean
her fireplace first."
(Patricia Arquette) "Psychic with a bad sense of time."
(Jake Weber) "Do you remember where you live?"
(Patricia Arquette) "Hmm, I'm seeing a house. I'm seeing a guy in his underwear. I'm seeing lots of dishes in the sink."
(Jake Weber) "It's amazing how you do that."
Allison: "When I was younger, if I drank too much I didn't hear or see them."
Joe: "If you want me to, I can bring you a bottle with a nipple on it."
Allison Dubois : It's 9:00.
Allison Dubois : Ow!
(Patricia Arquette) "How can you say that?"
(Jake Weber) "I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it."
ThisLittlePiggy 02-05-2020, 08:23 PM Allison: "I just had a weird dream --"
Joe: "Of course you did. It's a day ending in "Y"."
Allison: "A psychic with a bad memory. Go figure."
[The Ghost of Doctor Charles speaking to the butcher]
Angel of Death:
Be careful, bathrooms can be very dangerous places. Did you know, that 47% of all accidental deaths take place in the home, and that 61% of those happen in the family bathroom?
Allison Dubois : [to Joe] What? You told me to dream about anything other than Murcado. It's not my fault my brain picks Sin City.
[the family just finished having some cake to celebrate Joe getting put in charge of an important project]
Ariel Dubois:
So let me get this straight. The reason we get to stay up an extra half hour and eat cake is because Daddy got put in charge of some really cool project.
Joe Dubois:
[Still eating cake] That is correct.
Ariel Dubois:
Only you can't tell us about this really cool project because it's top secret.
Joe Dubois:
That is also correct.
Ariel Dubois:
[Excited] Can we at least have a hint?
[Joe motions that his lips are locked and the key is thrown away, meaning he won't tell]
Allison Dubois:
Okay, on that note, come on, you little security risks. It's time to hit the hay. Joe, you got Bridge?
Joe Dubois:
Yes. [Reaches for Bridgette, waking her up] Come on, kiddo. Time for bed.
Bridgette Dubois:
[Sleepily] But I don't want to go to bed. I like staying up late.
Joe Dubois:
Really? You got a funny way of showing it.
Bridgette Dubois:
Congratulations again, Daddy. If you can't get that ship up to Mars, nobody can.
Captain Kenneth Push:
Now, you ponder that for a second and then you tell me one more time where you think this body is.
Allison Dubois:
You're standing on it.
Joe Dubois:
Cockadoodle doo.
Allison Dubois:
Cockadoodle who?
Joe Dubois:
Nevermind, I take that back, it's way too early for this kind of talk. Do you know that it's barely five o'clock?
Allison Dubois:
Hey, is that says J. heart A.?
Joe Dubois:
Is that what that says? Huh. I have no idea who'd done that.
Allison Dubois:
You liar. [Grabs his head lovingly] Give me a kiss.
Joe Dubois:
What if I don't?
Allison Dubois:
Well, I might call the cops you little vandal.
Joe Dubois:
I hate this. I hate the way you use me.
Allison Dubois:
Oh, shut up and kiss. [They kiss] Mm. That was pretty good. I think you're safe for now.
Joe Dubois:
Oh, thank godness cause I'm out of clean underwear and I hate the idea of going to the big house on dirty shorts. [Allison laughs] I hate what they've got to say about you.
Allison Dubois:
You're always that romantic, Joe Dubois.
(Patricia Arquette) "What? You told me to dream about anything other than Murcado. It's not my fault my brain picks Sin City."
(Allison wakes up as Elvira)
Joe & Allison:
Allison Dubois : He looks pretty good, don't you think?
Joe Dubois : For a functional alcoholic - absolutely. You know he's still out there drinking by himself?
Allison Dubois : Wow, who died and appointed you the mayor of Funville?
(Patricia Arquette) "He looks pretty good, don't you think?"
(Jake Weber) "For a functional alcoholic; absolutely. You know he's still out there drinking by himself?"
(Patricia Arquette) "Wow, who died and appointed you the mayor of Funville?
Allison Dubois:
Oh, I had a real nightmare, that Cynthia Keener had a nightmare.
Joe Dubois:
Keener, what could possibly give that woman nightmares, other than somebody named Dorothy dropping a house on her?
Joe Dubois : Ever since you made the decision not to go to law school, to go to work for the D.A. as a consultant, I don't know, you seem kinda...
Allison Dubois : Bitchy? Cranky? Pissed off?
Joe Dubois : You can read minds.
Allison Dubois:
Oh, I had a real nightmare, that Cynthia Keener had a nightmare.
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