J - Jolene Hunnicutt, Dynamite Trucker

K = Kooky = Vera, a bit

L = Loony Tunes: Vera!

M = Mel

N = Nutty = Vera

O = One Too Many Girls

P = Pink waitress dresses

Q = Quarrelsome = Mel

R = Rotten food at the diner

S = Snarky = Mel

T = The Last Review

U = Undercooked food might be found at Mel's

V = Vera

W = What Happened to the Class of '78?

X = X-rated dates maybe Flo had sometimes

Y = Yelling, Mel's favorite pastime

Z = Zesty salad dressing at Mel's

A = Alice

B = Better Never Than Late

Corner tables at the diner

Dog Day Evening

E = Earl Hicks

F = Flo

G = George Burns guest starred

H - Hamburgers , a popular food at Mel's

I = Indigestion = On The House at Mel’s

J = Jeopardizing health by eating at Mel's

K = Kleenex to blow your nose at the diner

L = Left-over potluck is what Mel used for his daily specials

M = Mel

N= Nutty Vera

O = Open sign at the diner window

P = Food Poisoning = an occupational hazard of eating at Mel’s

Q = Quiet (not a trait of Mel's)

R = Rotten food at the diner

S = Sassy waitresses

T = The Accident

U = Upset Mel when he thought of losing money

V = Vera

W = Whipped Cream for the pie at Mel's

X = exassperating = Vera to Mel

Y = Yelling, Mel's on-the-house specialty

Z = Zoo that Vera fled to

A = Alice

B = Bigmouth = Mel

C = Chomping down on Mel's burgers

D = Doris Roberts guested as Alice's mother

E = Earthquake

F = Freaky sometimes, Vera

G = Goofball: Vera

H - Hair in the soup probably at Mel's

I = Ill stomachs after eating Mel's cooking

Jam on toast for breakfast at Mel's

K Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding! = Kiss my grits!

L = Linda Lavin

M = Mel’s Diner

N = New waitress, Jolene

O = Overbearing = Mel

P = Pie at the diner

Q = Questionable cooking = Mel’s Diner

R = Radio show that gave Vera a prize to Las Vegas

S= Mel Sharpels

T = Tummy aches from Mel's cooking

U = Ulcers from Mel’s cooking!

V = Vicious gas attacks from Mel's cooking!

W = Wisecracking Flo

X = X-rated sex perhaps men wanted (and sometimes snagged) from Flo!

Y = Yelling = A favorite pastime of Mel’s

Z = Thomas Azzari, production designer and art director

A - Alice doesn't live here anymore - The movie the TV series was based on !

B = Beth Howland, Vera

C = Chuck (one of the regular customers)

D - Delicious - something Mel's food was never described as !

E = Eccentric: Vera's aunt Agatha

F = Food at Mel's Diner that was sometimes edible

G = Gross! = Mel’s food

H = Henry Beesmayer

I = If The Shoe Fits

J = Jolene Hunnycut

K = Kiss my grits!

L- Lunch menu

M = Marie: Mel's girlfriend

N = Nutty = Vera

O = Overweight: Henry

P =Prickly = Mel

Q = Quisp cereal on the menu

R = Red ketchup in the bottles on the tables

S = Sassy Flo

T = The Accident

U = Unpalatable dishes made by Mel

V = Vera

W = Who Killed Bugs Bunny?

X = X-rated dates Flo may have had

Y = Yelling = Mel's speciality

Z = Zany Vera

A = A Piece of the Rock

B = Belle

C = Crummy food

D = Dollars to Donuts

E = Eclairs at the diner

F = Food, if you can call it that, at Mel’s Diner.

G = Good food, go somewhere else besides Mel's to get some!

H = Horrible food! = Mel’s specialty

I = Italian dressing for the wilted salads at Mel's

J = Jerry Reed Fish Story

K = Kenny Cole

L = Linda Lavin

M = Mel's Diner

Nutty = Vera IMO

O = The Odd Couple

P = Pickles on Mel's burgers

Q = Quarrelsome = Mel

R = Red lipsticks worn by the waitresses

S = Snarky = Mel to all

T = Truck driver: Jolene

U = Ugly disposition= Mel, rather often

V = Vera's Mortician

W = White apron Mel wore

X = extra bad cooking = Mel’s specialty!

Y = "Yellow Rose of Texas" - Flo's favorite song

Z = zany adventures, from time to time

A = Alice!

B = Bad food at Mel's

C = Crummy food

D = "Dingy" Vera

E = Edible? = Mel’s food

F = Florence Jean Casselbury

G = Kiss my grits!!!

H = Hot Coffee at Mel's

I = Inane story plots at times

J = Jukebox at Mel's (I think there is one, I forget.)

K = A Piece Of The Rock

L = Lovely person, Vera

M = Marie, Mel's lady friend

N =Nutty Vera

O = Oh! George Burns

P = Pickles for Mel's burgers

Q = Quisp cereal that might be on Mel's breakfast menu

R = Robert Goulet

S = Stow it!

T - Tayback, Vic Tayback as mel

U = Upset stomach = an occupational hazard of eating at Mel’s

V = Vera

W = What Happened to the Class of '78?

X = Xtra gut on Mel's belly

Y = Yelling by fatso Mel

Z = Zesty salad dressing at Mel's

A = Alice

B = Block Those Kicks

C = Cowboy with spurs (Western omelette with fries in diner lingo)

D = Dog Day Evening

E = Eat at Mel's Diner at your own peril

F = Flo

G = Grits!

H = Horrible cooking courtesy of Mel

I = Italian dressing for the diner salads

J = Jerry Reed

K = Kelly Ann Conn as Tammy

L = Love Is a Free Throw

M = Mel

N- No Checks

O - Oh! George Burns

P- Patties on the cheeseburgers

Q = Quick service at Mel's on a good day

R- Restaurant

S = Snarky = Mel

T = The Last Review

U- UpChuck. Something many people do after eating at Mel's Diner.

V = Vera

W- Weight that Mel needs to lose

X = X-tra Large White T-shirts on Mel

Y = Yelling by bigmouth Mel

Z- Zero times Alice sang a song that entertained me

A - Alice

B- Big country breakfast at Mel's Diner

C = Celia Weston

D- Dinner at the Diner

E = Egg salad sandwich at Mel's Diner for lunch

F- French fries - popular side dish at the diner

G- Grits

H = "Horse's patoot" is one of Flo's go to insults

I =Indigestion! = On the House! At Mel’s lol

J- Jolene's southern accent

K = Key Lime Pie might be on the menu

L = Loudmouth Mel

M- Meals served at Mel's

N = No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

O = Overbearing and obnoxious Mel

P- Polly Holiday got her own spin-off series

Q - Quarrelsome Mel

R = Ruthie

S = Space Sharples

T- Tuna On Toast lunch special

U = Unclean t-shirt Mel wears at the diner

V- Vera's weird bunk beds

W = Waffles at Mel's

X = Xmas tree on the counter that was pink

Y = Yecch! = Mel’s cooking

Z = Zany Vera

A = A Night To Remember

B = breakfast foods all day

C = Florence Castleberry

D = Diner

E = Eating, if you can call it that, at Mel’s Diner.

F- Fruits and vegetables, things you rarely see at Mel's Diner

G = Gouda Cheese maybe on a platter at Mel's

H- Hot dogs at Mel's

I = Ice Cream at Mel's

J = Jolene Is Stuck On Mel

K = Kale Salad not on Mel's diner menu

L = Linda Lavin

M = Mel

N = Nutty = Vera

O = Orange Juice at breakfast time at Mel's

P= The Pork Chops Boss Hoss Ate At The Diner

Q = Queasy = What you might feel after one of. Ex’s meals

Q = Queasy = What you might feel after one of Mel’s meals

R=Ramon Noodles

S=Shampoo Chili

T = The Night They Raided Debbie's

U - Uniforms that the girls wear

V = Vic Tayback

W = White Milk to drink at Mel's

X = X-rated = Flo's dates

Y = Yellow mustard for diner sandwiches

Z = Zero gourmet sensitivities = Mel

A = "Alice & the Acorns" episode

B- Brian , Vera's boyfriend that enjoyed old Humphrey Bogart movies ( this ep.is on right now ) !:D

C = Flo Castlebury

D = Diner

E - Earthquake

F = Flo Castleberry

G = Good Night, Sweet Vera

H = Hot coffee at the diner

I = It Had To Be Mel

J = Juice for breakfast at Mel's

K = Kooky - Vera

L = Linda Lavin

M = Phil McKeon

N = Napkins on the tables at the diner

O = Overbearing and obnoxious Mel

P = Phillip McKeon

Q - Quick with a quip, Flo

R - Romancing Mr. Stone

S = STOWE IT!

T = Vic Tayback

U = Unappetizing food at Mel's

V = "Vera's Popcorn Romance" episode

W = Whipped Cream to make Mel's pies edible

X = Extra bad cooking, which was Mel's specialty