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AB
12-07-2019, 05:59 PM
Abishola & Kemi:

AB
12-07-2019, 06:03 PM
Gloria:

MA
12-08-2019, 07:23 AM
"Tell me, when has that ever been good?"

- Auntie Olu

AB
12-10-2019, 04:53 PM
Abishola & Gloria

AB
12-11-2019, 04:46 PM
Bob:

AB
12-17-2019, 05:17 PM
Abishola:

MA
12-19-2019, 01:05 PM
Tunde: Square hamburger, round buns? Somehow it works.

AB
01-12-2020, 02:55 PM
Dottie & Tunde:

MA
01-13-2020, 09:56 AM
Bob: You embarassed to be seen with a white guy? Abishola: Yes. Goodbye.

AB
01-19-2020, 06:04 PM
Dottie & Tundee:

AB
01-19-2020, 06:16 PM
Abishola & Dottie:

AB
01-20-2020, 02:11 PM
Bob:

AB
01-23-2020, 05:51 PM
Tunde:

AB
01-26-2020, 01:51 PM
Tunde:

AB
01-27-2020, 05:01 PM
Goodwin:

AB
01-28-2020, 05:43 PM
Abishola, Tunde & Dottie:

MA
02-05-2020, 12:32 PM
Douglas: So Dad was, like, a racist?
Dottie: It was a different time!
Christina: It was the nineties.

AB
03-03-2020, 05:45 PM
Kemi:

MA
03-09-2020, 04:51 PM
Bob and Abishola are on the bus

Bob: This is nice. I thought there'd be more weirdos...
Abishola: You are the weirdo.

AB
03-11-2020, 04:44 PM
Abishola: "In Nigeria, I never thought about the color of my skin. I was just Abishola Bolatito Doyinsola Oluwatoyin Adebambo."

Bob: "Just?"

MA
03-13-2020, 09:31 AM
Uncle Tunde: A country that does not honor its elders cannot benefit from their wisdom.

AB
03-17-2020, 04:11 PM
Bob:

MA
03-18-2020, 07:51 AM
Abishola: I'm not going to do that.
Dottie: Oh. Why?
Abishola: You don't pay me enough to commit murder.

AB
03-23-2020, 06:38 PM
Douglas:

MA
03-30-2020, 06:17 AM
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AB
04-02-2020, 04:32 PM
Bob:

MA
04-02-2020, 06:19 PM
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AB
06-27-2020, 06:53 PM
Kemi:

AB
06-30-2020, 05:31 PM
Bob & Dottie:

MA
07-01-2020, 10:50 AM
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AB
01-08-2021, 06:27 PM
Tunde & Dottie:

MA
01-08-2021, 10:03 PM
Bob: You look beautiful today.
Abishola: Thank you, Bob.
Bob: It's weird how this bench has kind of become our bench.
Abishola: Actually the plaque on the back says it's in loving memory of Stanley Webber.

AB
04-08-2021, 07:02 PM
Dottie, Olu & Tunde:

MA
04-15-2021, 09:12 AM
Kemi: My son called. His wife is pregnant!
Abishola: Congratulations.
Kemi: That makes 5 grandchildren. My sister only has 2. I win again!
Abishola: Mmm Hmm.
Kemi: When we take our next family photo, she will be humiliated!

AB
05-05-2021, 06:28 PM
Bob & Abishola:

AB
05-07-2021, 06:14 PM
Bob:

MA
05-07-2021, 06:16 PM
Gloria: What have I told you since the first day you worked here?

Abishola: Don't sleep with a married doctor unless I intend to get pregnant.

Gloria: No, the other thing.

Abishola: Don't make waves.

Gloria: And what did you do today?

Abishola: I made a wave.

AB
10-29-2021, 06:11 PM
Gloria & Kemi:

MA
11-30-2021, 11:48 AM
Abishola:

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