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MA
12-06-2019, 08:43 AM
Dan: How did you get appointed to the bench?

MA
01-02-2020, 10:48 AM
Flo: Parents say the darnedest things, don't they?

MA
01-05-2020, 09:06 AM
Dan Fielding:
Wait a minute, you're carrying 250,000 bucks around in a coffee can?

MA
01-06-2020, 07:10 AM
Christine: [regarding Dan's impotence] Dan, you know there are several books on this subject that might be of some use to you.
Dan: Such as?
Christine: [as everyone turns their gaze on her] Well..."The Little Engine That Could."

MA
01-09-2020, 09:30 AM
Harry: So you really believe you're responsible for everything that happens in the next year?
"1987": I'm gonna make NBC the number-one network again!
Harry: [bangs gavel] Held over for a psychiatric evaluation.

AB
09-08-2021, 08:02 PM
Roz:

MA
09-09-2021, 07:22 AM
Judge Harry T. Stone:
Surely, murder is not the only answer.

AB
09-09-2021, 09:07 PM
Dan:

MA
09-10-2021, 07:46 AM
Art Fensterman:
It's probably not that important, sir, but remember the fourth floor?

Harry Stone:
yeah...

Art Fensterman:
It's not there anymore

AB
09-13-2021, 10:15 PM
Roz:

MA
09-16-2021, 02:01 PM
[after an electrician uses ashes from an urn in a coffee maker to test the circuit]

Judge Harold 'Harry' T. Stone:
That wasn't herb tea... that was Herb!