Stuart: "Mount Stacey."

Deirdre: (enters)"Good morning, gentlemen."
Mike: "Hey, Deirdre... Where's your broomstick?"

Deirdre: (to Mike)"The way you walk around like you own the place, I figure you must have a nice engine under the hood."
Mike: "That's just a rumor... One you're welcome to spread around."

James: We've got to rescue her from that monster!
Mike: He's her boyfriend, he's not Jason.