My Name is Earl quotes and lines.

Earl:

Joy:

A drunken Joy: "Who threw that drink at me?"

Earl: "But one day I'm going to get my life together. But not today, cause today I'm driving a stolen cop car."

Randy & Earl:

Randy:

Earl:

Randy:
I should be on that show where you have to remember the names of things. What's it called again?

Earl:

Darnell Turner:
That was more than street smarts. That was street genius.

Joy:

Earl Hickey:
[looking for escaped prisoner] Okay look, we have 46 hours, Frank couldn't have gotten that far. Where's the ice cream store?

Randy Hickey:
It's the one next to the train station and that costume store, near the bong shop where they make the fake IDs. We just have to look for a guy who could be dressed as anything and whose anywhere train might go.

Joy:

Catalina: This is the sweetest, most justified kidnapping I've ever seen.
Randy: How many have you seen?
Catalina: About five or so.

Earl:

Earl talking to Catalina:

Earl: Ain't no use running, fool! I know where your momma parks your house!

Joy:

[title sequence voiceover]

Earl : You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things, and then wonders why his life sucks? Well... that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner. Karma. That's when I realised I had to change. So, I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and, one by one I'm going to make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl.

Catalina:

[Randy opens the door]

Earl : Randy?

Randy : No.

[Closes the door again]