Frank Gannucci
10-18-2019, 10:23 PM
(Ralph & Ed come home. They are dressed in their Raccoon uniforms.)
Ralph & Ed (yells): "THE YANKEES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES."
Ralph: "That was a great game Norton. The Yankees needed that momentum."
(Alice comes out. Crowd cheers.)
Alice: "Ralph & Ed, would you two keep it down? Plus, the Yankees need to win the next two games. That is an insurmountable task."
Ralph: "Alice, after this game, the Yankees will beat those 'insurmountable' odds. The Yankees are just like me. I always beat insourmountable odds."
Ed: "Ralph, what about that last bowling ball..."
Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT NORTON!"
Ed: "Hopefully, they will beat the Astros in Houston. They need those two wins."
Alice: "Don't get your hopes up Ralph."
Ralph: "I will Alice. I will get my hopes up."
Ed: "You will get your hopes up much like your cholesterol level."
Ralph (yells): "OOOOOOOH, YOU ARE A RIOT NORTON! A REAL RIOT!"
Ed: "You should have seen Ralph after the last Yankee losing game Alice. He looked like he was going to throw up and if he did, we would all drown in puke."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT NORTON! GET OUT!"
Ed: "Ralph, you forgot to give me the Raccoon bye-bye." (raising the tail of his Raccoon cap): "Whooooo!"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph & Ed (yells): "THE YANKEES ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES."
Ralph: "That was a great game Norton. The Yankees needed that momentum."
(Alice comes out. Crowd cheers.)
Alice: "Ralph & Ed, would you two keep it down? Plus, the Yankees need to win the next two games. That is an insurmountable task."
Ralph: "Alice, after this game, the Yankees will beat those 'insurmountable' odds. The Yankees are just like me. I always beat insourmountable odds."
Ed: "Ralph, what about that last bowling ball..."
Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT NORTON!"
Ed: "Hopefully, they will beat the Astros in Houston. They need those two wins."
Alice: "Don't get your hopes up Ralph."
Ralph: "I will Alice. I will get my hopes up."
Ed: "You will get your hopes up much like your cholesterol level."
Ralph (yells): "OOOOOOOH, YOU ARE A RIOT NORTON! A REAL RIOT!"
Ed: "You should have seen Ralph after the last Yankee losing game Alice. He looked like he was going to throw up and if he did, we would all drown in puke."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT NORTON! GET OUT!"
Ed: "Ralph, you forgot to give me the Raccoon bye-bye." (raising the tail of his Raccoon cap): "Whooooo!"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Crowd cheers.)