(Ralph is all upset. He is pacing.)

Alice: "Ralph, I know that you wanted the Astros to lose."

Ralph: "I wanted the Yankees to win Alice. There season is on the brink of collapse. They were on a tear. Now look. They have to win these next three games. I also had to endure Garrity yelling at me and bragging that the Astros won. I never brag. I am the bigger man."

Alice: "Ralph..."

Ralph (yells): "DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT ALICE!"

(Ed comes on down. He blows his nose out of sadness.)

Ed: "What a bad game Ralph. The Yankees could have clinched the pennant at home. Now look at there chances."

Ralph: "You got that right. But, if the Yankees do win this series which, they will, it looks like they will face the Nationals. I sooo want that Stephen Strasburg to be heartbroken that he isn't getting a World Series ring this year."

Ed: "What a shame that he decides to play for the Nationals and not the Yankees."

Ralph: "I wonder what would Donald Trump do when the Yankees meet the Nationals."

Ed: "To the losing team, he would say: 'You're fired.'"

(Ralph laughs.)

Ralph: "We can all agree that the whole MLB postseason is the fall classic."

(They all sing a song about the MLB postseason being the fall classic.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)