View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 3)


Frank Gannucci
10-08-2019, 09:30 AM
(The NY Yankees win the ALDS, 3 games to 0, by beating the Minnesota Twins 5-1.)

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at Target Field.)

Ralph: "Boy considerating that we initally got on the wrong train due to your gaffe Norton, we were lucky that we saw the Yankees win."

Ed: "Yeah, it was my fault that you LED us on the wrong train."

Ralph: "I just wish that I can rub it in that Joe Fenstablau's face as well as Alice's mother's face. She was rooting for the Twins. Oh baby."

Ed: "This was the only time where you could prove her wrong boy."

Ralph: "Time for the Yankees to go to the ALCS and hopefully win it all. I would hate to see them lose again."

Ed: "True."

Ralph: "What a great place for the Yankees to win the ALDS. They got the bullseye right at TARGET field. Hahahahaha!"

Ed: "They should have painted the baseball field to look like a target board. That's what I would have done."

Ralph: "The field would look so good. Time for us to go to the consession stand and have beers."

(Later on, the girls have to pick up the boys due to them drinking.)

Alice: "What do you boys have to say for yourselves?"

Ralph & Ed (drunkenly singing off-key): "Iiiiiii, weeeeeeeeeeeee had a dream that the Yankeeeeeeeeeeeeeees wooooooooooooooooooooooooooon."

Ed: "Do-whop. Do whop."

(Alice goes to get the car. Ralph sees a fountain.)

Ralph: "Let's go get a drink."

(Ralph & Ed do and fall into the fountain.)

Ralph: "Alice, the bath water is cold. Why am I in my clothes taking a bath?"

(The gilrs angerily take the boys out of the water while people laugh at the boys.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Ladies and gentlemen, time to introduce the cast. First: Jean Kean."

(Crowd cheers as Jean comes on stage and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Crowd cheers as Audrey comes on stage and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Crowd cheers as Art comes on stage and greets Jackie.)

Jackie: "GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)