(Ralph & Ed are boarding a train.)

Ralph: "I wish the girls would arrive on this train. I don't want them to miss this trip to Minneapolis."

Ed: "After the Yankees won 8-2, I am ready for the Yankees to sweep the Twins."

Ralph: "What a game. They made the Twins look bad. Those Twins must be feeling a sense of angst now."

Ed: "Now, this will be very good. I have a great feeling that the Yankees will win and go on to the American League Championship Series."

Ralph: "And hopefully, it will be against Tampa and not Houston. Where are the girls? They are going to miss this train. Maybe they are on one of the other trains?"

Ed: "Imagine if they did miss this train, that would give us one whole free day in Minneapolis...Hahahaha!"

Ralph: "Hahahaha!" (sarcastically): "Wouldn't that be terrible?"

Ed: "If they miss this train, they got their own tickets."

Ralph: "Yeah, they do. Let's see, we got all these pieces of Yankee memorabilia for us to wear."

Ed: "I got this Yankee bear to carry around. We will be prepared for the game."

Conductor (yells): "ALL ABOARD!"

(The train leaves. Conductor comes by.)

Ralph: "Conductor, when are we going to arrive in Minneapolis?"

Conductor: "Gentlemen, this train ain't going to Minneapolis. We are going in the other direction to Norfolk, Virginia."

(The condutor leaves.)

Ed: "Ralph, it looks like you caused us to strike out."

Ralph (yells): "YOU WANT ME TO KNOCK YOU OUT NORTON?"

(Ralph chases after Ed.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"