Frank Gannucci
10-04-2019, 11:39 PM
(Ralph & Ed are getting in a taxi cab.)
Ralph: "Wow! What a great game Norton. The Yankees really clobbered the Twins boy."
Ed: "It all seemed like Minnesota was going to beat them early on."
Ralph: "We are all set to go to Minneapolis to see the Yankees beat the Twins and advance to the next round where hopefully they will beat Tampa Bay. It is a shame that the Yankees won't play Miami in the World Series. I want them to be right in that fun and sun capital of the world, Miami Beach."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "Hopefully they won't play the Astros otherwise Houston, we may have a problem."
(Both of them laugh.)
Ralph: "Driver, take us to Chauncey Street in Brooklyn."
(The driver takes off.)
Driver: "Sir, by the way, I have to pick up these two gentlemen here."
(The gentlemen are Harvey and George. Ralph is all upset.)
(The driver picks them up.)
Harvey: "Hello Ralph. So you think that the Yankees are going to beat the Twins into pretzels? You think that you are a wise guy huh? I don't like wise guys."
Ralph: "You think you are a big shot. Oh, I want to see the Twins make it to game 5...I want to see the expression on your face when the Yankees win."
Ed: "And you will see Ralph stufing his face with food."
(Ralph elbows Ed.)
Ed: "You should have heard what Ralph said to you. He thinks that you and George have the hots for each other and you are idiots for supporting the Twins."
(Later on, Ralph comes home with Ed with lots of bandages on his face.)
Ed: "I always knew that you are smart Ralph. Why did you have to say all those things in the cab about Harvey and George being gay and being idiots for supporting the Twins?"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "How sweet it is."
(Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"
(Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: "Wow! What a great game Norton. The Yankees really clobbered the Twins boy."
Ed: "It all seemed like Minnesota was going to beat them early on."
Ralph: "We are all set to go to Minneapolis to see the Yankees beat the Twins and advance to the next round where hopefully they will beat Tampa Bay. It is a shame that the Yankees won't play Miami in the World Series. I want them to be right in that fun and sun capital of the world, Miami Beach."
(Crowd cheers.)
Ed: "Hopefully they won't play the Astros otherwise Houston, we may have a problem."
(Both of them laugh.)
Ralph: "Driver, take us to Chauncey Street in Brooklyn."
(The driver takes off.)
Driver: "Sir, by the way, I have to pick up these two gentlemen here."
(The gentlemen are Harvey and George. Ralph is all upset.)
(The driver picks them up.)
Harvey: "Hello Ralph. So you think that the Yankees are going to beat the Twins into pretzels? You think that you are a wise guy huh? I don't like wise guys."
Ralph: "You think you are a big shot. Oh, I want to see the Twins make it to game 5...I want to see the expression on your face when the Yankees win."
Ed: "And you will see Ralph stufing his face with food."
(Ralph elbows Ed.)
Ed: "You should have heard what Ralph said to you. He thinks that you and George have the hots for each other and you are idiots for supporting the Twins."
(Later on, Ralph comes home with Ed with lots of bandages on his face.)
Ed: "I always knew that you are smart Ralph. Why did you have to say all those things in the cab about Harvey and George being gay and being idiots for supporting the Twins?"
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "How sweet it is."
(Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"
(Crowd cheers.)