View Full Version : What Would You Like On Your Headstone?


Foggy
10-02-2019, 07:58 PM
Since this is October and Halloween is at the end of the month, I thought I would start a morbid thread

This is something that I'm sure we really don't think about. Besides none of us will be here to see if it gets done or not.

Notice how I used "headstone" instead of "tombstone", so I could try to avoid the pizza jokes.


Anyway here is what I would like on mine.

name
Birth date - Death date
Married date

and then this
"I know something you don't know"

and maybe even add
"NA NA NAAA NAH GOODBYE"


What would you like on your headstone?

Ohio8
10-05-2019, 10:32 AM
Nothing at all. I am going to be cremated and have my ashes scattered on Lake Erie.

dakert
10-06-2019, 02:50 PM
In all my years of living I never once thought of what would be on my headstone. Like Ohio8 I expect to be cremated or just chucked on to the burn pile. You did make me hungry for a Tombstone supreme which we only had on Sunday during The Wonderful World Of Disney :wave:

MrCleveland
10-06-2019, 09:07 PM
I'm planning on getting my body cremated also...I want some of my ashes where my papa lived at, some in Milan, Ohio, and some in Nelson, Ohio.

The remaining ashes will be in a box with good pictures of me.

Bonniegirl
10-06-2019, 09:35 PM
I want my tombstone to say ............


" Here lies Michael Lembeck's biggest fan" !!:D:lol::heart::eyes::love:

opus
10-06-2019, 09:38 PM
I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered over Valerie Bertinelli.

SitcomsHeydayfan
10-06-2019, 10:20 PM
GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! I've got things to do and places to go!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

AB
10-07-2019, 04:53 PM
Nothing at all. I am going to be cremated and have my ashes scattered on Lake Erie.

Same here except for the location, I'd like mine spread on Kentucky Lake.

Theda Bara
10-07-2019, 07:06 PM
Je suis mort

Foggy
10-07-2019, 07:15 PM
Je suis mort


Well if you are not Je suis mort -- that would mean you were buried alive.

Hopeful you are not Je suis mort et en Enfer.

Foggy
10-07-2019, 07:38 PM
Since this is October and Halloween is at the end of the month, I thought I would start a morbid thread

This is something that I'm sure we really don't think about. Besides none of us will be here to see if it gets done or not.

Notice how I used "headstone" instead of "tombstone", so I could try to avoid the pizza jokes.


Anyway here is what I would like on mine.

name
Birth date - Death date
Married date

and then this
"I know something you don't know"

and maybe even add
"NA NA NAAA NAH GOODBYE"


What would you like on your headstone?


WOW! I thought I was being original - but it has already been done!

Found here at number 6

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tombstones-epitaphs/

Number 7 is pretty funny.
I will have to try number 8 and number 28
Number 17 had a hidden message
I also think number 33 and number 44 are worth reading

Anyone else who wants to take the time to read them and share?

Who would have thought there would be a website with grave messages :lol:

Foggy
10-07-2019, 07:53 PM
Yes to both ;) LOL

Been a bad girl, very, very bad girl :devil:


Or better yet, I want this on my headstone:

"Merde ! J'suis mort !"

If you must get explicit!

Or you could do like number 17 found here in this website:

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tombstones-epitaphs/

Wawwie
10-07-2019, 07:54 PM
I don't care

Foggy
10-07-2019, 07:59 PM
I don't care

Right next to yours

"DO TOO"

Torgo
10-07-2019, 08:46 PM
I drank what?

Bonniegirl
10-07-2019, 09:34 PM
I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered over Valerie Bertinelli.



:lol::D

Well, me and Lem just bought a plot , we are going to be buried together!! ;)His stone will read I :heart: Bonnie and mine will read I :heart: Michael!!! :cool:

Foggy
10-08-2019, 08:01 AM
:lol::D

Well, me and Lem just bought a plot , we are going to be buried together!! ;)His stone will read I :heart: Bonnie and mine will read I :heart: Michael!!! :cool:

A singular plot?
Do you intent to go at the same time?
Same casket?
Who will be on.... oh nevermind :D

Fleet
10-17-2019, 03:54 AM
Two simple words: "Halloween Enthusiast"

tlc38tlc38
10-18-2019, 01:40 PM
Deuteronomy 15:10