Riverdale:

Archie Andrews. "You can't go through life trying not to get hurt." "Don't underestimate her and don't bet against her."

Angel/Cordelia Chase: "Yeah, Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel."

Ben Matlock(Matlock): Yesterday You Wanted A Wedding, Not A Divorce. Now You"ve find to kill one another, What Happened?"

Lucifer TV Show

Lucifer: “I’m like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well.”

Supernatural

Dean: “Must be rough… to believe in something so much and have it disappoint you like that.”

The Invaders/Opening narration: "The Invaders. Alien beings from a dying planet. Their destination, the Earth. Their purpose, to make it their world."

Jane The Virgin

Michael: Jane, what's wrong?

Jane: Rafael and I broke up.

Michael: Are you okay?

Narrator: Which brings us back to the last stage of grief: acceptance.

Jane: Yeah, I am, actually. I have to be. Better to know now, you know? Before the baby comes, in the long run, it's better to know now.

Dynasty(Original)
Krystle to Blake: Blake, you have a great talent for knowing where oil is and how to get it out.

Frank from Blue Bloods "I'm the commissioner. I know everything."

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Waltons Narrator: [as John Boy writing in his journal after the barn dance]

We are all dancers. In each of us there is a need to move to the beat of music, to circle, to tempt, to embrace, and finally to move together in pairs.

And when all else of 1934 is forgotten, I will still treasure this house, this year, and this night.

When Calls The Heart

Elizabeth Thatcher:
So much of what matters in life relies on trust. Remembering to trust God, discerning which people are worthy of our trust. For when we place our hearts, our lives, in someone else's hands, it is an act of Faith. It requires courage and hope but it's worth the risk. Because it's trust which brings us love.

Strong Medicine:

Dr. Luisa 'Lu' Delgado: [upset that school won't allow girl to keep inhaler on hand] Do you have any idea what it's like trying to breathe with a plastic bag over your head? Because that's what it is like for someone who is having an asthma attack!

Knots Landing

Paige Matheson: "You don't know the meaning of the word trust."
Anne Matheson: "Sweetie, yes, I do."
Paige Matheson: "The only kind of trust you know has the word "fund" behind it."

Dallas

JR Ewing:
You wouldn't be trying to blackmail old J.R., would you?

Chicago Fire

Shay: "Oh my God."
Severide: "What?"
Shay: "I just took this baby proofing quiz and our apartment is a death trap."

Chicago PD

Dawson: Morning, sunshine.
Platt: [unamused] Funny.

Dallas:

Promised Land:

(Gerald McRaney) "I don't understand it. When I was in the Corps, I could swim through ice water for hours."
(Wendy Phillips) "When you were in the Corps, you had hair -- and youth and stamina."
(Gerald McRaney) "Get in here and warm me up, woman, and I'll show you stamina."

Miami Vice:

Touched By An Angel:

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Once Upon a Time - Charming:

The X-Files

Scully: "Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!"
Mulder: "I guess their parachutes didn't open."

Outcast

The Reverend Anderson:

Nash Bridges

[Nash is recovering from amnesia]

Harvey Leek:
Hey, Nash! You still remember who I am, don't you?

Nash Bridges:
Okay! Listen! Everybody, listen! I remember everybody. Alright? I didn't hit my head that hard.

Evan Cortez:
Hey, Nash, you remember me?

Nash Bridges:
You I meant to forget.

Here Come The Brides

Aaron Stempel: "Alright, Bolt, if you can come back here in six months with 100 brides and keep them here for a year, then you win. If not, Bridal Veil Mountain becomes mine."

Black Sheep Squadron

Major Greg 'Pappy' Boyington : The only way we're gonna win this war is if Tokyo is more fouled up than Washington.

The Wild Wild West

Artemus Gordon: "Did it ever occur to you that red might mean danger? For instance, red for fire, fire of explosion?"

Knightrider

Michael Knight:

Boston Legal

Carl Sack : [Arguing, in court, about television age-ism] You know, the only show unafraid to have its stars over 50 is "Bo..."...
Carl Sack : Gee, I can't say it.
[- gesturing toward the cameras and the audience -]
Carl Sack : It would, um, break the wall.

Memphis Beat

Dwight:

Matlock

Ben Matlock: Feed My Cats Sara & Esther

[punches Matlock out]

Michelle Thomas: Ben!

Being Human (US)

Josh:

Magnum P.I.

Magnum: I'm not an intruder, I'm a guest!

Starsky and Hutch tv show

Huggy: "Your car club ain't comin', huh?"
Hutch: "How can they? The computer says I don't exist!"

Starsky and Hutch:

Starsky: "If this was a cowboy movie, I'd give you my boots."

Kojak

Lt. Theo Kojak:
Hey, does Ginger Rogers fall over Fred Astaire's feet, huh? These two twinkle-toes could get up on the Goodyear Blimp in flight, get down without mussing any hair.

Devious Maids:

The Greatest American Hero:

Columbo:

Laredo:

Fargo:

KITT: "That can't be KARR. We destroyed KARR two years ago."
Michael Knight: "I know. Gimme a scan of the license plate."
KITT: "I saw him explode! You saw him explode!"
Michael Knight: "So much for wishful thinking."

Fargo:

Filthy Rich:

This was supposed to be the first grandchild, not that thing. That baby, a little demon here to shatter our world.

- Becky

Emergence:

LA's Finest:

McKenna: What’s up, kiddo?
Izzie: I think we work best with healthy boundaries based on my respectful deference to you as an authority figure.
McKenna: Respectful, really?
Izzie: Mostly.

Surface:

12 Monkeys:

Store Owner & Jennifer:

Mannix/Daniel Brewer: "I really don't feel sorry for Alan; each of us makes his own way."

Twelve Monkeys

James Cole:

Shameless

“Doing things you don't want to do is how you make a relationship work.”
— Frank Gallagher

The Incredible Hulk

David Banner: "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

The Good Fight

Diane Lockhart: Bad things happen to good people.

The Wild Wild West

Jim: "By the way Artie. How are you going to escape?"
Artie: "Oh, the usual way. Guile.. cunning...trickery."

The Bionic Woman

Jaime Sommers:
Harry, you gotta be about the sweetest guy that ever lived. How come some lady hasn't snatched you up yet?

Harry Anderson:
Well, cause I always say no. I've been waiting for you, honey but I should have known that by the time you grew up I'd be way too old for ya.

Jaime Sommers:
You're not old.

Jaime Sommers:
I used to drive you to school when you were a teenager.

Jaime Sommers:
Yeah, and I was in love with you then, so that has nothing to do with it

The Dukes of Hazzard

Rosco:

9-1-1

Bobby: You can't just rush into any dangerous situation and assume it's gonna be okay. Cause sometimes it's not and I'm tired of being on the other side of those hospital visits.
Buck: Bobby. I am not Athena.

Grimm

Nick:

Reaper

Mr. Oliver: Kyle, did you wish your brother a happy birthday?
Kyle: The guy's twenty-one, lives with his parents, and wears an apron for a living. There's no happy in that birthday.

Prison Break

Michael:

911: Lone Star

Michelle: Why didn't he say something?
Owen: He wanted to save his kids?
Michelle: If he had spoken up, maybe we could've saved him too.

Dead Like Me

The Walking Dead

“They’re gonna feel really stupid when they find out… They are screwing with the wrong people.” — Rick

The Rockford Files

Jim: "You know what's wrong with karate, Jerry? It's based on the ridiculous assumption that the other guy will fight fair."

Chuck

Roan Montgomery : Because I'm not in love with one of the agents.
Chuck Bartowski : I'm not... I care about them. I care about *both* of them. Besides, we both heard what she said, okay? To her, I'm just an asset.
Roan Montgomery : No. You're not. Trust me. The lady doth protest too much.

Yellowstone
Rip:

Xena: Warrior Princess

Xena: It's not easy trying to prove you're a different person.

Z Nation

Garnett:

Dark Shadows
Barnabas: "I wouldn't be a Collins if I didn't recognize that my heart, my soul, that my roots are here. And- perhaps- my destiny."

Little House On The Prairie

“I knew there would be rivers to cross and hills to climb, and I was glad, for this is a fair land and I rejoiced that I would see it.”

Laura Ingalls

White Collar

Peter and Neal:

White Collar

Neal: You want me to pull the records? We have clerks for that.
Peter: I have something better. I have you.

9-1-1

Doug : Accidents happen, right? My mother always used to say that an accident was just an opportunity to learn. The problem, Maddie, is that you never do.

The X-Files

Eladio:

The Librarians

Eve Baird:
Still nothing on that locked room in the basement.

Jenkins:
Hmm, yes, I thought for a moment that the large animal room had moved, but...

Eve Baird:
Wait, what? "Large animal room"? Just how large are we talking?

Jenkins:
Oh, I guess Nessie is probably the largest animal down there.

Eve Baird:
When you say "Nessie," you don't mean Loch Ness Monster?

Jenkins:
Colonel Baird, "monster" is such a label.

Prison Break

Gretchen aka Susan:

The West Wing

Flight Attendant: Sir, I'm going to have to ask that you turn off your cellular phone.
Toby: We're flying in a Lockheed Eagle Series L-1011. Came off the line ten months ago. Carries a Sim-5 transponder tracking system. And you're telling me I can still flummox this thing with something I bought at Radio Shack?

Big Sky

Rick: "After today, I am out of the kidnapping business."

Monk

Adrian Monk : I am the beast!

12 Monkeys

Cole:

The Virginian

Betsy Garth:
How come you weren't at the dance the other night?

The Virginian:
I had a lot of paperwork to catch up on. Did you have a good time?

Betsy Garth:
Fine. Got the bruises on my feet to prove it.

The Virginian:
Dancing with Randy again, eh? Outside of that, anything special happen?

Betsy Garth:
Oh, Trampas met a new girl.

The Virginian:
I said did anything *special* happen.

The Wild Wild West:

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn:
How long before we go?

Byron Sully:
You're not going. The women stay in camp.

Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn:
Not this woman.

Mission Impossible:
Voice on Tape: "As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Jim. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds."

Life On Mars

Windy:

Rizzoli & Isles

Jane:

The Wild, Wild West/President Grant: "You will pay for your treason, in the fires of Hell."

Bonanza


Hoss: "Folks around here judge a man by what he is, not what he was."

12 Monkeys

Jennifer:

Due South

Fraser : She shot my hat, Ray.
Ray Vecchio : [incredulous that this matters] She shot you in the hat?
Fraser : [very serious] I can feel air coming in through the hole.
Ray Vecchio : [serious] She shot you in the hat.
Fraser : How does it look?
Ray Vecchio : Doesn't look good.

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century:

Dr. Huer: "...a body of staggering genetic value."

Buck: "Well, another - tribal custom bites the dust."

Twiki: "Wilma's looking realll foxy."

Dr. Theopolis: "Twiki? Twiki, where are you going?"
Buck: "Don't ask."

Buck Rogers...:

Twiki: "Doesn't anybody bother to knock anymore?"

Twiki: "Killed by a yo-yo. What a way to go."

Humans

Niska:

Ratched

Nurse Ratched & Huck:

Dynasty

Cristal: I think we should tell Fallon.
Adam: Yeah, have you met Fallon? In like three minutes she's going to have the CIA, IDF, several small armies swarming Moldavia, basically starting World War III.
Liam: She does tend to go big.

12 Monkeys

Katarina & Cole:

Ray Donovan

“What's the difference between zit and a priest? The zit waits to come on your face until your fourteen.”
— Mickey Donovan

Prodigal Son

Malcolm & JT:

Cagney & Lacey

Mary Beth:

Buck Rogers...;

P.A. system: "Captain Christopher Pike, please report to the veteran's affairs office at once."

Tell Me A Story

Eddie:

Dallas

J.R.: [to Sue Ellen] I'm only going to tell you this once, and I'll deny it the minute I leave this room, but the best decision you ever made was leaving me.

Buck Rogers../Buck: "If only OPEC could see me now."

The Rookie

Sgt. Grey: Remind me, Officer Nolan, again, how the Chief feels about you.
Officer Nolan: Oh, big fan, Sir.

The Equalizer

Control: McCall, you've got to come in. Look, I've been keeping the wolves off of you. They're starting to call for your blood.
McCall: I am an old warhorse led out to pasture.
Control: You are the most dangerous man I have ever known.
McCall: Now you keep that thought.
Control: You've got too much information in your head. Places, names, dates, entire networks. You know, the other side would have a field day pulling that stuff out of you.
McCall: They could try.
Control: McCall! McCall! Wait a minute. Look, I know why you resigned. I didn't have to read the letter...We've got our own world, our own little shadow world, and you can't just walk away from it.
McCall: Just watch me.
Control: McCall, come back.
McCall: I cannot do that.
Control: You're too great a security risk for them to tolerate, you understand?
McCall: Then you take your best shot.

Laredo:

Knots Landing

Laura Avery Sumner: "You are such a slut!"
Abby Fairgate Cunningham Ewing Sumner: "Well, it takes one to know one, doesn't it, dear?"

12 Monkeys
Cassandra & Cole:

The Almighty Johnsons

Zeb:

The X-Files:

Dallas

JR Ewing:

Manifest

Ben: We don’t have a choice.
Mic: If we have zero control over what we do than what was the point of us coming back in the first place?

Rookie Blue

Gail:

Rookie Blue

Andy:

NYPD Blue

Lt. Arthur Fancy:
The future keeps telling us what the past was about. You make the past mean different things by the way you use the time that comes after.

Simon & Simon:

Rick Simon: [to nurse at Mental Hospital where he and AJ are being held by the villian] Take me to my brother or I'll do something Alfred Hitchcock never dreamed of.

Agent Carter

Angie:

North and South


Madeline:

The Almighty Johnsons

Mike:

MacGyver

MacGyver: If I had some duct tape, I could fix that.

Locke & Key

Sam & Dodge:

21 Jump Street

Off. Doug Penhall : This guy is the worst burglar I've ever seen. He's drunk.

Off. Tom Hanson #2 : Hammered.

Off. Doug Penhall : Pickled.

Off. Tom Hanson #2 : To the gills.

Emergency

Dr Kelly Brackett: "Roy. His arm comes out *now*! Either way it has to come out *now*!"

The Rifleman:
Lucas McCain: "A rifle's a pretty good friend, if it's used right."

The Virginian

[The Virginian is buying a horse from a man.]

Man:
In case you want to know, I call him Lightning.

Virginian:
Mister, the first time I laid my eyes on you, I knew you had a sense of humor.

Man:
For another 20 bucks I'll throw in this fine saddle!

Virginian:
No, thanks! I wouldn't want to rob you.

The X-Files

Alex:

The Rifleman

[speaking of Lucas McCain]

Willard Prescott:
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "beg."

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

Twiki: "That guy's got the brains of a can opener."

Twiki: "Quit talkin' and start walkin'."

Manifest

Ben: I used to be a skeptic, too.
Only focused on science. But once you’ve been a part of enough miracles, you realize you need to give in and embrace the miracle. You need to believe what happened out there.
Doctor: I never said I didn’t believe you.

Quantum Leap

Al: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, take pictures

The Incredible Hulk

Dr. David Banner:

Wiseguy

[Sonny and Vinnie are watching TV interview of the new district attorney Anthony Serrera]

Anthony Serrera:
[describing how the mafia bosses operate] They use the most draconian methods!

Sonny Steelgrave:
Huh?

Vincent Michael 'Vinnie' Terranova:
Like Dracula.

Buck Rogers.../Twiki: "He's his usual miserable self this morning."

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

“This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life’s like, ‘Uh-oh, pop quiz.’ Today it’s ‘Rain of Toads’.” – Xander

The Good Doctor

Shaun:

House

House: Did you find out about any television or other media exposure?

Cameron: Do you really care or are you just trying to waste hospital resources to get back at Cuddy for making you take the case?

House: Of course I care! What a horrible thing to say. Do a Lexis Nexis search and get a copy of his credit report.

Life on Mars

Gene:

Strong Medicine

Dr. Luisa 'Lu' Delgado:
[upset that school won't allow girl to keep inhaler on hand] Do you have any idea what it's like trying to breathe with a plastic bag over your head? Because that's what it is like for someone who is having an asthma attack!

Longmire

Walt:

Yellowstone

John Dutton:

She can be evil, and evil’s what I need right now.

The Haunting of Bly Manor

Owen & Mrs. Grose:

Northern Exposure

Ed Chigliak:
Pretty big line out there. I guess 'Forrest Gump' really is more popular than 'Nosferatu'.

Maggie O'Connell:
Look, I know you meant well, Ed.

Ed Chigliak:
Oh, it's probably that Tom Hanks.

Maggie O'Connell:
Yeah, could be.

Ed Chigliak:
I bet you if Tom Hanks had played Nosferatu, eighty domestic, easy.

Gunsmoke

Marshall Dillon:

The Rifleman

[last lines]

Lucas McCain:
So long, old timer!

Mark McCain:
Bye, Mr. Jonas! He'll sure have a lot of believers now.

Lucas McCain:
All he needed was one.

Dallas

J.R.:

Search For Tomorrow

Stu: What are you searching for Jo?

Jo: Tomorrow. And I can't wait.

Gunsmoke

Chester:

Dynasty

Adam to Blake: I know, I'm your son Adam. But let's both just forget that. Because now when I met you, I'm happy to remain just the guy I was before I ever heard your name, Carrington. What a rotten family it must be!

12 Monkeys

Ramsey:

Mad Men

Don:

The Waltons

Olivia: Now I've got two sons working nights in a saloon

Z Nation

Doc:

Adam-12

Pete Malloy:
A wise man once said; great hazards accompany innovation.

Jim Reed:
Yeah. Who was that?

Pete Malloy:
Me!

Twelve Monkeys

Leland Goines:

Baywatch

C.J. Parker:
It just so happens that I can act! I played Medea in high school!

Lt. Stephanie Holden:
Oh yeah? Well, I played Medea in college!

The Almighty Johnsons

Jaime & Axl:

The Guardian

Nick Fallin : Bunny Buddy is bigger than both of us.

Charlie's Angels

Jill:

JAG

Lt. J.G. Meg Austin:
Kate sends her regrets.

Lt. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb:
You know Kate?

Lt. J.G. Meg Austin:
Well enough for her to warn me, sir.

Lt. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb:
About what?

Lt. J.G. Meg Austin:
That's privileged information, Lieutenant.

Agent Carter

Jarvis & Peggy:

Bitten

Jimmy:

Hart To Hart

Jonathan Hart:
[Opens car door]

Jennifer Hart:
[Glances up and catches sight of Jonathan] YOU!

Jonathan Hart:
Would you mind getting out of the car. I want to talk to you for a minute.

Jennifer Hart:
Well, I don't want to talk to you.

Jonathan Hart:
For just one minute, would you please get out of the car, so I can talk to you. Then, you'll never have to see me again in your life if you don't want to.

Jennifer Hart:
One minute?

Jonathan Hart:
One minute.

Jennifer Hart:
[Gets out of the car and stands in front of Jonathan. She glances at her watch] You have 50 seconds left.

Jonathan Hart:
Turn around.

Jennifer Hart:
What?

Jonathan Hart:
Please. Turn around.

Jennifer Hart:
[Turns around reluctantly and wonders what it is Jonathan wants her to see]

Jonathan Hart:
[Makes a signal with his hand as banners reading "Will you marry me?" appear on the London Bridge]

Jennifer Hart:
[Turns back toward Jonathan and laughs] You're crazy.

Jonathan Hart:
How about you?

Jennifer Hart:
After all the trouble we've been through, you want to marry me?

Jonathan Hart:
Well, I'm sure we won't get into trouble on a weekly basis.

La Brea

Izzy:

Mad Men

“Is that what you want, or is that what people expect of you?”
— Don Draper

12 Monkeys

Leland:

BrainDead


Laurel:

Justified

Raylan:

Twin Peaks (2017)

Roger: Mr. Todd?
Duncan Todd: Yes, Roger?
Roger: May I ask you a question?
Duncan Todd: Go ahead.
Roger: Why do you let him make you do these things?
Duncan Todd: Roger... you better hope that you never get involved with someone like him. Never have someone like him in your life.

Dexter

Dexter Morgan:

Hell On Wheels


Elam & Cullen:

Dexter

Deb & Vince:

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Admiral Anthony Haftel: Mister Data, I regret that I must order you to transport Lal over to my ship.

[Data rises to comply]

Capt. Picard: Belay that order, Commander.

Admiral Anthony Haftel: I beg your pardon.

Capt. Picard: I will take this matter to Starfleet myself.

Admiral Anthony Haftel: I am Starfleet, Captain. Proceed, Commander.

Capt. Picard: Hold your ground, Mister Data.

Admiral Anthony Haftel: Captain, you are jeopardising your command, and your career.

Capt. Picard: There are times Sir... when men of good conscience cannot blindly follow orders. You acknowledge their sentience but ignore their personal liberty and freedom. Order a man to turn his child over to the state? Not while I'm his Captain.

BrainDead

Laurel:

Longmire

Walt:

Squid Game

“You don’t trust people because they are trustworthy. You do it because you have nothing else to rely on.” – Seong Gi-Hun

Blood Ties


Henry Fitzroy:

The Rookie

Tim Bradford:

Walker, Texas Ranger

Francis Gage:
I'd like a soda, C.D...

C.D. Parker:
Is your foot in a bear trap? You've been comin' here long enough. Get your own soda.

Dexter

Deb/Debra:

Sons of Anarchy

Jax:

Suits

“It’s not bragging if it’s true.”
— Harvey Specter

Eureka

Jack:

12 Monkeys

Cassandra & Cole:

The Waltons

Olivia Walton:
I don't think you should call Grandma "Old Woman".

'Grandpa' Zebulon Walton:
Well, why not? She'll be 68 on her birthday coming up this Saturday.

Olivia Walton:
That's why not.

Simon & Simon


Rick: [to nurse at Mental Hospital where he and AJ are being held by the villain] "Take me to my brother or I'll do something Alfred Hitchcock never dreamed of."

Falcon Crest

Lance Cumson:
You've destroyed our entire way of life.

Richard Channing Denault:
Well, I can only hope.

Agent Carter

Rose:

Dexter


Dexter Morgan:

Knight Rider

Michael: You know, you and your buddies must have watched too many bad movies on TV when you were kids.
Hilly: Why is that?
Michael: 'Cause your accidentally lousy manners are ten years out of date. You can't be real.
Hilly: Oh I'm for real, I'm a Scorpion. Hilly.
[draws switchblade]
Sherry: Davey, run. Go get the sheriff, quick!
Hilly: This... is Stinger. You're about to be the stingee.
Michael: Before or after the commercial?

Prison Break

Linc & Michael:

Search for Tomorrow

[last lines]

Stu: What are you searching for Jo?

Jo: Tomorrow. And I can't wait.

The Rookie

Donovan:

Ozark

Marty Byrde : You sentimentalize property, you can kiss profits goodbye.

Agent Carter


Rose:

Grey's Anatomy


Meredith:

Homeland

“Everyone lies in this business, I accept that. But we all draw lines somewhere, and the two sides of that line are us and them.”

— Saul Berenson

Knots Landing


Ben:

Billions

The fact that you can't fully understand that doesn't mean he's wrong. It just means you haven't gone beyond your own limits.”
— Mike "Wags" Wagner

Dexter

Rita & Dexter:

The Blacklist

You were so down this morning. I'm hoping this will raise your spirits.

- Red [to Merce]

The Rookie

John Nolan:

Miami Vice

“You're all players, Sonny. You get high on the action.”
— Caroline Crockett

Superman & Lois

Clark: They're shutting down the mines.
Jordan: Why?
Lois: Gonna get all the X-Kryptonite out so no one else gets hurt.
Jordan: So no one else gets powers, you mean.
Lois: Also true.

Mare of Easttown

Colin: You don't have anything to be sorry about, Mare. Just be honest about how you feel.

Z Nation

Murphy:

MacGyver

"Ah, yes, that's the handyman side of MacGyver; he likes to make clever little things out of odd bits." Quayle

True Blood


Lafayette:

Atlanta

“Don't mess with the money.”
— Earnest 'Earn' Marks

Falcon Crest

They want to examine the books. With a fine tooth comb.

Well, stop them.

La Brea

Cop:

Hell On Wheels

Bohannon:

Second Chance (2016 Drama)

Jimmy & Jilly:

Life Goes On

Becca: Why don't you take a look in the mirror, dogface?
Corky: I would, but you cracked it!

"There is no shot for stupid!"-late and legendary actor Ed Asner as Dr. Hardy from The Glades season four episode named Gallerinas :D :D :D

God bless you and his family always!!!

Holly

Arrow

Oliver:

Early Edition

Gary:
Well that's because you always tell me that you don't wanna know what I know that I'm not supposed to know.

12 Monkeys


Cassandra:

The Wonder Years (1988)

“Things were confusing, alright. Sometimes even crazy. Still, I wasn't crazy. Just...in love. Winnie and I had survived the summer of long-distance romance. In fact, her move across town had brought a new depth to our relationship. We shared everything, now that she was wearing my ring. Hopes, dreams...big plans. Yep, these were golden moments—in a golden summer. When every day was perfect, and you knew it would go on forever.”
— Narrator (Adult Kevin)

The Rookie Drama Quotes


Smitty:

Succession

“I’m not saying I’d make a better CEO. That’s unsaid.” – Connor

Dexter


Dexter:

Big Sky


Scarlet:

Naomi

Greg: The only way to protect Naomi from Brutus, is to keep her hidden. Her destiny will destroy her.
Zumbado: You asked me not to tell Naomi the truth. And I respected that. But keeping it from her, lying to her has only put her in greater danger. I accept my role in that. But it's time you and Jennifer do the same. Before it's too late.

The X-Files


Mulder:

Yellowstone

"I hope I never meet the first man who thought it was a good idea to ride a bull." —Carl

12 Monkeys


Cole & Cassandra:

Gilmore Girls

“I don’t like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around, eventually.” - Lorelai Gilmore

Land of the Giants


Barry: Mr. Fitzhugh, do you know who I am?

Fitzhugh: Of course I know who you are, Barry. Don't bother me with such absurd inquiries at a time like this.

Barry: It sure is nice to have you back.

Land of the Lost (1974-1977)

Will Marshall: It's funny - I've walked this way hundreds of times and I've never seen this pylon.

Enik: Nor I, Will Marshall. And I have been in this valley many times longer than you.

Sabrina: Woah Bosley, don’t you think you put a little too much garlic in there?
Bosley: No advice please, when I cook I do it alone.
Jill: If you eat that much garlic you’ll do everything alone.

Deadwood


Seth:

Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life

"What's going to get you through the tough times?"-Emily

The Bridge


Daniel:

Dark Shadows

[first lines]

Jason McGuire:
Liz.

Elizabeth Collins Stoddard:
Good morning.

Jason McGuire:
Was Willie in this house last night?

Dexter


Dexter Morgan:

Twin Peaks (1990-1991)

Bobby Briggs: Norma, I'll see you in my dreams.
Norma Jennings: Not if I see you first.

The Rifleman

(First line of the series.)
Wes Tippert: "Keep your mouth shut. I'll do the talkin'."

Hudson & Rex

Ben Draper : It was over! Everyone had moved on!
Charlie Hudson : Nobody moves on from this.

Adam-12

Ravioli and spaghetti,
three times a week,

right out of a can.

Pure carbohydrates and I'm
tryin' to watch my weight.

If your wife insists, we're
gonna have to take you to jail.

Are you kidding?

She says you assaulted her and
there's some evidence to back it up.

The Rifleman

(Last line of the series.)
Tony: "Hey. What are you sittin' there for? You said yourself the guitar needed tuning. Go ahead, tune it up!"

She promised me everything.

Then she threw me away
as if I were nothing.

Dangerous Liaisons

Angel

Angel: (narrating)"Los Angeles. You see it at night and it shines. A beacon. People are drawn to it. People and other things. They come for all sorts of reasons. My reason? No surprise there. It started with a girl."

Tales from the Darkside

Opening narration: "Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But, there is unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit. A dark side."

Closing narration: "The dark side is always there, waiting for us to enter, waiting to enter us. Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight."

- You threw a knife at my head.
- Yes. I had to show you.

But... you threw a knife at my head.

And you caught it.
Only the Chosen One could have caught it.


Buffy the Vampire Slayer

NYPD Blue

Lt. Arthur Fancy: Keep me posted.
Andy: Any cases you don't want us to keep you posted on? What's the point in saying that?
Lt. Arthur Fancy: OK, then, get outta my office.

“Yes, When I’m Not Too Busy Beating Laundry Against The Rocks In The River.”

Murder She Wrote

Brenda Leigh Johnson: Are you trying to encourage me or make me nervous?

The Closer

I don’t have anything against education—as long as it doesn’t interfere with your thinking. —Ben Cartwright in Bonanza.

“What you call ‘love’ was invented by guys like me to sell Nylons.” —Don Draper in Mad Men.

“You’ve got to know the rules before you can break ’em. Otherwise, it’s no fun.” —Sonny Crockett in Miami Vice.