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09-04-2019, 04:29 PM
The Mick quotes & lines.
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View Full Version : Quotes for The Mick tv show AB 09-04-2019, 04:29 PM The Mick quotes & lines. AB 09-04-2019, 05:19 PM Sabrina: AB 09-06-2019, 06:32 PM Mickey: AB 09-09-2019, 03:50 PM Mickey: AB 09-19-2019, 07:14 PM Ben: MA 09-26-2019, 09:02 AM And look how you ended up. A chimney with a freaking blonde wig. — Chip to Mickey AB 10-03-2019, 07:02 PM Mickey: AB 10-03-2019, 07:03 PM More Mickey: AB 10-04-2019, 04:17 PM The Mick: Mickey AB 11-04-2019, 05:20 PM Alba: MA 11-28-2019, 07:44 AM https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f3/d3/cb/f3d3cb65ac202f39c9bde439ee68aea3.gif AB 12-07-2019, 05:32 PM Alba: MA 12-08-2019, 07:20 AM https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/58/36/df58368fa8d718984d2c4f324270f4e2.gif AB 01-18-2020, 02:43 PM Chip: AB 01-18-2020, 02:44 PM Mickey: AB 01-21-2020, 06:57 PM Mickey: AB 01-22-2020, 05:12 PM Mickey: AB 02-07-2020, 05:35 PM Ben & Mickey: MA 02-08-2020, 07:19 AM Mick: That woman is a real 'see you next Tuesday.’ Ben: What happens on Tuesday? Mick: Tacos. AB 02-09-2020, 06:32 PM Mickey: MA 02-09-2020, 07:02 PM The scales of justice tip in favor of the wealthy. — Chip Pemberton AB 02-17-2020, 06:45 PM Alba: MA 02-18-2020, 07:02 AM Mackenzie Murphy: Hmm. Sabrina Pemberton: But, hey, let's catch up again in ten years when you need another loan. AB 02-23-2020, 06:18 PM Sabrina: AB 03-03-2020, 05:35 PM Mickey: MA 03-09-2020, 05:01 PM I cannot count the number of times I’ve been ripped off a barstool and thrown in a cage. AB 03-17-2020, 04:14 PM Mickey: MA 03-18-2020, 07:55 AM https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/58/36/df58368fa8d718984d2c4f324270f4e2.gif AB 03-25-2020, 06:33 PM Mickey: AB 03-26-2020, 04:21 PM Alba: AB 03-29-2020, 06:32 PM Mickey: MA 03-30-2020, 06:34 AM https://66.media.tumblr.com/257f71d2e900c49ede53f851dba69e41/tumblr_okmlvjx4701sq5itlo6_500.gifv AB 04-02-2020, 04:41 PM Mickey: MA 04-02-2020, 06:09 PM https://66.media.tumblr.com/1a05b6b32697342eac21e7ec7ba5293c/tumblr_onnawgU6pO1rpxixso2_250.gifv AB 04-16-2020, 05:31 PM Alba: MA 04-17-2020, 08:27 AM https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQG6wTpGCRUQWw1GrR8G1y8COMHtdOkrX3LHfhrXxRCVJJVHJ6n6eMtGleKcQ&s AB 04-21-2020, 06:02 PM Jimmy: MA 04-21-2020, 07:15 PM Mackenzie Murphy : I am hung over. Ben Pemberton : What's hung over? Mackenzie Murphy : Well, you know, it's, like... you know when you eat a whole bunch of candy? Sweet stuff, and at the time it feels great, but then the next day you got, like, a tummy ache? Ben Pemberton : Uh-huh. Mackenzie Murphy : That's hung over. Ben Pemberton : Have you tried pooping? Sometimes that makes my tummy feel better. Mackenzie Murphy : I have not. But I will definitely take that into consideration. Thank you. AB 04-23-2020, 07:09 PM Mickey: MA 04-23-2020, 07:21 PM https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTHgvckIenELhEAPKqDQoq0pav5VyuHKnjL9EPtsgwHZ03-Guc8&usqp=CAU AB 04-24-2020, 02:37 PM Sabrina: MA 04-25-2020, 06:22 AM https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRvsikmlz8cyIJh_KA4M9uKhPmT4FB6Nt8RBghmkKkllktOOukb&usqp=CAU AB 04-25-2020, 03:32 PM Sabrina: MA 04-27-2020, 06:29 AM https://66.media.tumblr.com/019e4640ef14b7f463c627019f418934/tumblr_omps3bo3WE1rpxixso1_250.gifv AB 04-28-2020, 05:52 PM Mickey: AB 04-28-2020, 05:59 PM Mickey: MA 04-29-2020, 09:54 AM https://66.media.tumblr.com/90e6a42addde34b7a0454c9cac1a765d/tumblr_omps3bo3WE1rpxixso4_250.gifv AB 05-14-2020, 05:30 PM Ben: MA 05-29-2020, 08:51 AM Mackenzie Murphy: Sabrina, it's me! [grinding the car gears] Mackenzie Murphy: AAH! Listen to me, you can't just steal owls. Uh, if you free this owl, I will murder another one, just to even the score. So, know that! This is an insane message. Call me back. AB 06-10-2020, 03:36 PM Mickey: MA 06-11-2020, 07:26 AM Mick: That woman is a real 'see you next Tuesday. ' AB 06-17-2020, 04:08 PM Mickey: MA 06-20-2020, 09:53 AM Mackenzie Murphy: So, I have an idea. Ooh! Why don't we all just hunker down and play poker all night long, until this whole thing blows over? Sabrina Pemberton: That's not gonna work for me. Yeah, I'm gonna go to this fundraiser for Planned Parenthood. Probably crash at my friend's place, go to the city tomorrow. So don't just expect to see me too much. You know, we probably won't see each other at all. AB 06-22-2020, 07:04 PM Sabrina: MA 07-01-2020, 10:47 AM Mackenzie Murphy: I feel like we got off on the wrong foot, and I know you're going through a lot right now, um, with your parents and... Sabrina Pemberton: Oh, I don't care about that. Mackenzie Murphy: Oh. Okay, well, whether you do or you don't... Sabrina Pemberton: I don't. Mackenzie Murphy: All right, well, the point is I'm your aunt and I want to be the cool aunt. I want you to come to me with boy problems. Or girl problems. I don't assume. AB 07-02-2020, 04:19 PM Mickey: MA 07-02-2020, 05:13 PM Sabrina Pemberton: I know you think you're pretty clever with this little plan to drink me under the table. But you see, there are two problems. You're not. And you can't. [finishing her drink, she takes Mackenzie's and downs it] Sabrina Pemberton: Peace out, Mackenzie. [she stands up, grunts, and sits back down] Mackenzie Murphy: Uh-oh. Something the matter? Sabrina Pemberton: No, I'm good, I just felt kind of funny for a second. Mackenzie Murphy: Oh, man. Funny how? Funny like you just drank six different types of sleep medication funny? Sabrina Pemberton: What? Mackenzie Murphy: You got straight played, homie. Sabrina Pemberton: No, but you took it, too. I... Mackenzie Murphy: I don't want you to worry about me. I can handle my 'Quil. Sabrina Pemberton: [stammering and slurring her words] Why'd you do that? Mackenzie Murphy: [mocking her stammer] Because I own you. Sabrina Pemberton: What? Mackenzie Murphy: Night night, princess. AB 07-21-2020, 05:13 PM Ben: MA 07-26-2020, 08:47 AM "I want to put a label on our relationship" -Jimmy AB 07-26-2020, 06:36 PM Chip: MA 07-27-2020, 08:59 AM https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3a/4b/2d/3a4b2d0e8f0b3536641de68bcfbbb2f0.gif AB 09-29-2020, 08:01 PM Mickey: MA 10-01-2020, 08:02 AM https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d4/8e/15/d48e158f2d1a7209bb395e26709ea724.jpg AB 12-15-2020, 06:42 PM Mickey: MA 12-16-2020, 08:32 AM It's never been harder to be a white male than right now. -Chip AB 07-23-2021, 05:33 PM Mickey: MA 08-28-2021, 01:23 PM Sabrina Pemberton : I know you think you're pretty clever with this little plan to drink me under the table. But you see, there are two problems. You're not. And you can't. [finishing her drink, she takes Mackenzie's and downs it] Sabrina Pemberton : Peace out, Mackenzie. [she stands up, grunts, and sits back down] Mackenzie Murphy : Uh-oh. Something the matter? Sabrina Pemberton : No, I'm good, I just felt kind of funny for a second. Mackenzie Murphy : Oh, man. Funny how? Funny like you just drank six different types of sleep medication funny? Sabrina Pemberton : What? Mackenzie Murphy : You got straight played, homie. Sabrina Pemberton : No, but you took it, too. I... Mackenzie Murphy : I don't want you to worry about me. I can handle my 'Quil. Sabrina Pemberton : [stammering and slurring her words] Why'd you do that? Mackenzie Murphy : [mocking her stammer] Because I own you. Sabrina Pemberton : What? Mackenzie Murphy : Night night, princess. AB 11-15-2021, 08:43 PM Mickey: MA 11-30-2021, 04:10 PM Mackenzie: https://i.postimg.cc/x80sRLmM/b3479713fc6365f6fe683f581b47a9ee54078617.gif AB 07-27-2022, 07:29 PM Jimmy: MA 11-24-2022, 10:10 AM Mackenzie Murphy : What are you still doing there? Ben Pemberton : I miss mommy and daddy. Mackenzie Murphy : Well... I'll tell you what, kid. Why don't you pop on up front? You are playing hooky today. Come on. Ben Pemberton : But what if I miss something important? Mackenzie Murphy : Like what? How to roll you boogers between your fingers 'till they disappear? Buckle up. |