Helen Girardi:
I am *so* scared, Will.

Will Girardi:
You can't be brave if you're not scared.

I loved Joan's cheer in "Bringith it On":


Go Eagles, go eagles! Go, go, go Eagles!
We live to cheer, we're so sincere, unless you get in trouble, then we're out of here. It's such a royal pain when a friend gets arrested. How could I have known? How could I have guessed it?. It's not like she's my sister; whoops, is that my beeper?
Even if she were,am I my sister's keeper? Sorry, gotta go, Try-outs are today. Tell we'll think of her every time we say-Go Eagles! Go Eagles! Go, go, go Eagles! My name is Joan, this cheer is my ownso kiss my feathers, cause this bird has flown.



Favorite line: "Back to the Garden"


Joan: Am I supposed to know what she said?

Adam: Oh, I wasn't listening. Um, I was looking at you.

Adam : Maybe I'm bad at stuff like this... but we kissed. ...
Joan Girardi : Right.
Adam : Well maybe it meant something to me.
Joan Girardi : Maybe it meant something to me, too.
Adam : I don't... ...
Joan Girardi : [chuckles] Me neither.
Adam : Maybe it's like that anti-drug guy said, you know?

Joan: Were you being snippy to me? God is snippy.
God: If I seem snippy to you, it's because you understand snippy.


(https://www.quotes.net/mquote/769856)

Sammy: (on the phone) This is why I didn't want to get a rabbit for a pet! They're not pets, they're food!