We've done a thread on alternative episode titles, now here is one for alternative episodes. This is the place to post your ideas for LITB episodes that were never made.

"Duck and Cover": Beaver and his classmates learn about what to do in the event of a nuclear attack. (On account of his size, Larry gets stuck under his desk while performing duck and cover.)

"A Cleaver Christmas". Beaver decides he wants to be adopted again. Wally blabs, and the other Cleavers go to the adoption home, where June and Aunt Martha cook up a Christmas feast for the kids. They then sing some carols and a good time is had by all.

"The Earls". Wally and Eddie join another club at school. June is upset when she finds out this group smokes cigarettes. Ward lectures Wally on the evils of smoking.

"Caribbean Cleavers" - the Cleavers get in on sun and fun, including romance for Wally, on a Caribbean isle.