(Ralph walks to an open manhole and puts his head in it.)

Ralph (yells): "NORTON!"

Ed (from sewer, yells): "BE RIGHT UP THERE RALPH!"

(Ralph goes down to have his lunch. Ed comes up with a gas mask on. He taps Ralph on the shoulder. Ralph turns around.)

Ralph (scared, yells): "AAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" (normally): "What's the matter with you?"

Ed: "Sorry Ralph. I forgot to take this off."

Ralph: "Well Norton, I just found out a way to make a lot of money on July 4th."

Ed: "By what?"

Ralph: "On July 4th at Coney Island, they are having a fireworks contest and I plan on winning the contest and with it the $500."

Ed: "Ralph, you are smart because you think like me. I am entering that contest too."

Ralph (yells): "WHAT? HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY IDEA."

Ed (yells): "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HOW COULD I IF YOU JUST TOLD THE IDEA NOW?"

Ralph (yells): "I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID BUT YOU DID. I DIDN'T EVEN GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA. YOU ARE BACKING OUT OF THE CONTEST NOW."

Ed: "I won't."

Ralph: "Have it your way Norton. But, from now on, we are DEADLY enemies. I don't want to have anything to do with you. If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."

Ed: "When you walk down a street, there AIN'T no other side."

(Ralph leaves.)

(On July 4th, both the Kramdens and Nortons arrive on Coney Island.)

Alice: "Ralph, I hope that you know what you are doing."

Ralph: "Alice, I bought these fireworks on the cheap. I know what I am doing. I am going to make Ed Norton's fireworks look bad."

Ed: "You mean that I am going to make yours look bad."

Trixie: "Would you two stop acting like babies?"

Ralph: "He started it."

Ed: "Did not."

Alice: "I don't care who started it. Stop it now."

Ralph: "You wish. When I win the money, I am going to spend it on things that I love."

Ed: "Like hot dogs and hamburgers."

Ralph: "Oooooh, you want to go up in the air, huh Norton?"

(Nightfall arrives.)

Man: "All right Mr. Kramden and Mr. Norton. It turns out that there are only going to be you two in the contest. May the best man win."

(Ed shoots off his firework and it's a thing of beauty.)

Ed: "Follow that Ralph."

Ralph (sounding cocky): "Har-har-hardy-har-har!"

(Ralph fires his firework and it misfires and hits an empty police car causing it to explode. The cop comes by.)

Cop: "Which one of you is the idiot who fired the firework?"

Ed: "He is Mr. Kramden. I am clean."

(Ralph elbows Ed in the stomach.)

Cop: "Looks like this is an illegal firework."

Ralph: "It is not my fault. I bought it from a 22-year-old kid on the street. Nobody would sell illegal fireworks. The kid's name is Harry Crogan."

Cop: "We just arrested him for selling illegal fireworks."

(Ralph is now upset.)

Cop: "Mr. Kramden, you are under arrest."

Man: "Looks like you won the contest, Mr. Norton."

Ed: "I won the contest and at least I don't have to spend more than $1000 to get an inmate uniform to fit Ralph."

Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON!"

(Ralph breaks from the cops and chases Ed.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)