You know the rules. Someone posts a partial sentence. Then the next poster posts the second half, completing the sentence. Then they post a partial sentence of their own. I'll start:

Col. Henry Blake...

Is very easygoing.

Corp. Klinger wants...

Corp. Klinger wants...a section 8 Army discharge.

Frank Burns' true love was...

Hot Lips the martinet Chief Nurse

Radar had an uncanny ability.....

Radar had an uncanny ability.....to predict things would happen slightly in advance of such things actually happening.

Cpl. Klinger had a nose for...

Frilly frocks and tasteful ensembles LoL!

Winchester was a .....

Winchester was a .....narcissist, but a good surgeon.

One of the funniest MASH moments was when Hot Lips...

And Frank’s lovemaking was broadcast all over the unit.

Sidney would only discharge Klinger if....

Sidney would only discharge Klinger if....he admitted he (Klinger) was a transvestite and a homosexual.

Captain Tuttle was...

All made up...and not by Klinger!

Winchester’s sister has....

Winchester’s sister has....a speech impediment.

BJ's wife is named...

Peg

Henry Blake sadly, upon returning home, ...

Henry Blake sadly, upon returning home, died in the Sea off Japan in a tragic plane crash.

My favorite nurse (not named) Hot Lips/Margaret was probably...

Nurse Klinger haha (I think he did nurse drag once)

Radar’s favorite soda was...

Radar’s favorite soda was...Grape Nehi.

Winchester liked to...

Listen to classical music.

Winchester hailed from....

Listen to classical music.

Winchester hailed from....

Boston, Massachusetts


Klinger loved his home town of...

Klinger loved his home town of...Toledo, OH.

Col. Potter was...

Regular Army all the way......

Frank Burns eats.......

His words!

Colonel Potter’s favorite horse was named....

Colonel Potter’s favorite horse was named....sophie.

Radar had...