View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NBA fan? (Part 5)


Frank Gannucci
04-23-2019, 10:39 PM
(The Philadelphia 76ers won the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals, 4 games to 1, by beating the Brooklyn Nets 122-100.)

(Ralph is shown walking around the Kramden kitchen. He is all sad.)

Alice: "Ralph, I know how you must feel. I know how much you wanted the Nets to win the NBA title and how much you wanted to eat three pizza pies in celebration. How bummed you are that you know it won't happen. But, there is always next year Ralph and the year after."

Ralph: "I suppose you are right Alice. Those Nets were beaten by the better team."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Whaddaya say Ralph & Alice? Did you see the bad game Ralph? How depressing. The fact that you ain't going to eat three pizza pies is going to be rough on the farmers."

Ralph: "I bet those fans in Philly are going to be eating a lot of Philly cheesesteaks."

Garrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! LOOKS LIKE YOUR NETS LOST. I KNOW IF YOUR NETS WON, YOU WOULD EAT ENOUGH PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS TO FEED A WHOLE TEAM."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): "GARRITY, TELL ME. WHO IS THE BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT IN THIS BUILDING? WHO IS IT? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO?"

People (from outside, yell): "RALPH KRADMEN!"

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT NORTON!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"