Frank Gannucci
04-13-2019, 08:33 PM
(The Brooklyn Nets beat the Philadelphia 76ers 111-102.)
(Ralph & Ed watched the game in the pool room.)
Ed: “What a game Ralph. The Nets showed Philly some brotherly looove.”
(Ralph laughs.)
Ralph: “With the Nets as a sixth seed and Lebron James missing the playoffs for the first time in 13 years, the Nets just may win. Scratch that. They will.”
(Ed motions a scratch.)
Ralph: “What are you doing?”
Ed: “I am scratching it.”
Ralph: “You are ready for Bellevue pal.”
Ed: “Why is the team called the 76ers?”
Ralph: “Because In 1776 in Philadelphia, that is when this nation was born and it is also the birthplace of the U.S. Constitution.”
Ed: “That ain’t true. This country was born in 1492 when Christoper Columbus sailed the waters that lead into the NYC sewer...”
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ed: “....and the Constitution is in Washington D.C. The birthplace of this great nation.”
(Ed does a salute. Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: “Yeah you are sooooo ready for Bellevue pal.”
Ed: “The Brooklyn team will win. OUR hometown team will win.”
(They sing a song about a hometown team.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE.”
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph & Ed watched the game in the pool room.)
Ed: “What a game Ralph. The Nets showed Philly some brotherly looove.”
(Ralph laughs.)
Ralph: “With the Nets as a sixth seed and Lebron James missing the playoffs for the first time in 13 years, the Nets just may win. Scratch that. They will.”
(Ed motions a scratch.)
Ralph: “What are you doing?”
Ed: “I am scratching it.”
Ralph: “You are ready for Bellevue pal.”
Ed: “Why is the team called the 76ers?”
Ralph: “Because In 1776 in Philadelphia, that is when this nation was born and it is also the birthplace of the U.S. Constitution.”
Ed: “That ain’t true. This country was born in 1492 when Christoper Columbus sailed the waters that lead into the NYC sewer...”
(Ralph rolls his eyes.)
Ed: “....and the Constitution is in Washington D.C. The birthplace of this great nation.”
(Ed does a salute. Crowd cheers.)
Ralph: “Yeah you are sooooo ready for Bellevue pal.”
Ed: “The Brooklyn team will win. OUR hometown team will win.”
(They sing a song about a hometown team.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE.”
(Crowd cheers.)