Kay: Corky, are you in there?
Murphy: Are you alone?
Kay: Yes, I am... for the last ten years, and thanks so much for reminding me!

Does anyone recall what episode this quote was from in the ORIGINAL run:

Murphy: "And where did that happen, Miles? On the Planet Ohyeahsure?"

Watching the reruns on Antenna TV, and it hasn't come up yet - hoping it wasn't cut out.

Steve Kroft: I'm Steve Kroft.

Lesley Stahl: I'm Lesley Stahl.

Scott Pelley: I'm Scott Pelley.

Anderson Cooper: I'm Anderson Cooper.

Bill Whittaker: I'm Bill Whittaker.

Murphy Brown: And I'm Murphy Brown.

Bill Whittaker: Wait; what?

Lesley Stahl: Are you kidding?

Murphy Brown: [shrugs in exasperation]

Anderson Cooper: Wait a minute; did she come before me?

Lesley Stahl: Not on our show.

Steve Kroft: No way.

Bill Whittaker: Not happening.

Anderson Cooper: [getting up with his cellphone] I gotta call my agent.

Murphy Brown: Aw, c'mon guys, I'll play nice!

Murphy:

Murphy:

“I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push.”

Jim: Murphy, do you need any money?

Murphy: Jim, I make as much as you do.

Jim: Good God Miles, is that true?

Murphy: How can I go through delivery without my Lamaze coach?

Does anyone recall what episode this quote was from in the ORIGINAL run:

Murphy: "And where did that happen, Miles? On the Planet Ohyeahsure?"

Watching the reruns on Antenna TV, and it hasn't come up yet - hoping it wasn't cut out.

Finally saw it. Aired last night. Season 4, episode 5. The Square Triangle

Haven't seen it since 1992, so I was a tad off. She said it to Frank, not Miles.

"Was this your home in Washington DC, or your home on the Planet OhYeahSure?"

Jim: I can't hear you. My flesh is being consumed by acid.

Corky:

[Attempting to breast-feed her newborn son]

Murphy:
I finally have a chest and the only man in my life doesn't know what to do with it!

Miles & Murphy:

Corky:
[panicking over her upcoming wedding] Murphy, you may not know this but I'm a virgin.

[Corky sobs and Murphy smirks]

Murphy:
Frank owes me fifty bucks.

Murphy:

Murphy Brown:

Murphy & Kramer:

[to a Russian journalist who has just insulted her]

Murphy:
Oh yeah? Well I can't take ANYTHING you say seriously with that stupid accent. You sound like you should be "plottink beeg trabble for moose and skvirrel"!

Murphy:

[after learning the Murphy is pregnant]

Jim:
Murphy, do you need any money?

Murphy:
Jim, I make as much as you do.

Jim:
Good God Miles, is that true?

Murphy:

[after giving birth]

Murphy:
Oh god, my body's making milk. It's like one day discovering you can get bacon out of your elbow.

(Peter trying to come up with an excuse to sneak out of the hotel room)

Murphy and Peter:

Aretha Franklin:

Kay:
Oh, good morning, my little worker ants! That's just a figure of speech; I would NEVER compare you to insects. At least not after that sensitivity training seminar those maggots at the network forced me to attend!

Murphy:

“Murphy Brown: At least tonight wasn't a total loss, we got to hear that great 'high sea' joke! I'm telling you, if Moses had had material like that, the Pharaoh woulda let your people go a hell of a lot sooner.

Miles Silverberg: Yeah, like I'm going to take comedy tips from a shiksa.

Jim Dial: I can't wait to see the mail we get on this one!”

Dr. Robert "Bob" Hartley:

Peter & Murphy:

Murphy:
I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push.

Peter & Murphy:

Murphy:
[in labor] Jim, cut me open! Cut me open and get this kid out of me! Use a scalpel, use a pocket-knife, use a rotten, stinking melon-baller if you have to, just do it!

[Corky comes in with a plastic cup]

Corky:
Here's some ice cubes, Murphy. Can I put some in your mouth, I see your hands are full.

Murphy:
Screw the ice cubes, Corky! You're a woman, you gotta help me! Smother me with the pillow! Do it for sisterhood! Do it for Betty Fernand! Kill me now!

Jim:
[looking at the monitor] She's going to blow!

[everyone ducks as the next contraction hits and Murphy screams]

Miles: "Gentile, Gentile, Gentile."

Murphy: "A social conscience; I like that."

Murphy:
I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push.

Murphy and Peter:

Murphy:
I already know how to breathe and I am the last person who needs lessons on how to push.

(First line of the series.)
Jim Dial: "What a bunch of bull."

(Last line of the series.)
Eldin: "Yep, I won ten bucks at Lotto."

[to a Russian journalist who has just insulted her]

Murphy:
Oh yeah? Well I can't take ANYTHING you say seriously with that stupid accent. You sound like you should be "plottink beeg trabble for moose and skvirrel"!