Frank Gannucci
03-01-2019, 08:05 AM
To see the last schedule, click here:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=379691
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):
(CC?)
Sat. March 9, 2019 9p #001 (aka #107) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."
9:30p #002 (aka #108) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.
11:30p #004 (aka #110) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.
Sat. March 16, 2019 9p #005 (aka #111) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.
9:30p #006 (aka #112) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.
11p #007 (aka #113) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"
11:30p #008 (aka #114) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.
(Decades):
(CC?):
Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.:
This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact they may want to show other shows.
Mon. March 4, 2019 11p #??? (#30/#57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' (''53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy.
Tue. March 5, 2019 11p #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.
Wed. March 6, 2019 11p #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.
Thu. March 7, 2019 11p #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.
Fri. March 8, 2019 11p #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck
Mon. March 11, 2019 11p #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51, '52 or '53 version) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton may play Alice during this episode.
Tue. March 12, 2019 11p #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51, '52 or '53 version) (Part 2): The Kramdens still get visited by odd characters during Ralph's absence. Note: Pert Kelton may play Alice during this episode.
Wed. March 13, 2019 11p #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.
Thu. March 14, 2019 11p #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.
Fri. March 15, 2019 11p #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."
Credit I think goes to decades.com, screenertv.com (aka zap2it.com), the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=379691
Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Joyce Randolph as Trixie Norton.
(WPIX) & (WPIX HD):
(CC?)
Sat. March 9, 2019 9p #001 (aka #107) - "TV or Not TV": Ralph and Norton go partners on a new TV, but Ralph rigs a coin toss so the set stays in the Kramden apartment. It's not long before Ralph becomes a total zombie to the new medium, and all Norton wants to do is don his space helmet and watch "Captain Video."
9:30p #002 (aka #108) - "Funny Money": Ralph finds a suitcase filled with money, enough, Norton says, to "keep him in pizza for the rest of his life." There's one slight problem: the money is counterfeit, and the gangsters who printed it want it back. Alice's Mother: Ethel Owen. Boss: Boris Aplon. Ziggy: Frank Marth.
11:30p #004 (aka #110) - "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Tired of Ralph's complaints about household chores not being done, Alice convinces him to hire a maid. But the new domestic is rapidly getting fed up taking orders from Norton and Ralph, or as she calls them, "the simp and the blimp." Thelma: Betty Garde. Wilson: Frank Marth.
Sat. March 16, 2019 9p #005 (aka #111) - "A Matter of Life & Death": Ralph gets the idea in his head that he has six months to live, so he decides to sell his story to a magazine. But when he learns it's all a mistake and that he can be prosecuted for fraud, he enlists Norton to pose as a doctor ("don't touch me, I'm sterile") who can cure him of the dreaded "arterial monochromia." Publisher: George Petrie.
9:30p #006 (aka #112) - "The Sleepwalker": Norton's sleepwalking becomes a waking nightmare for Ralph, who can't get any sleep because he's been asked to keep his pal from wandering off on late-night strolls around the neighborhood. Doctor: George Petrie.
11p #007 (aka #113) - "Better Living Through TV": In a classic episode, Ralph and Norton go on live TV in an attempt to sell the Handy Housewife Helper. The inspired (and ad-lib laden) "Better Living Through TV" (originally telecast Nov. 12, 1955) finds Ralph talking Norton into buying TV time so the two of them can go on the air and sell 2000 of the kitchen gadgets. The idea is for "Chef of the Future" Ralph to demonstrate to "Chef of the Past" Norton the many things the gizmo can do, such as open cans, remove corns and, of course, "core a apple." In the rehearsal, Ralph is the picture of calm, but as they prepare to go on the air, panic sets in and he warns a worrisome Ed: "Stop talking like that, nervous, you're going to get yourself all Norton." CLASSIC QUOTE - "Can it core a apple?"
11:30p #008 (aka #114) - "Pal O' Mine": A great friendship is strained after a ring t hat Norton had planned to give a co-worker winds up stuck on Ralph's finger. The episode concludes with a classic hospital scene that contains a memorable one-word ad-lib by Norton, who's saying good-bye to a doctor. Teddy Oberman: Ned Glass. Doctor: John Seymour. Nurse: Abbie Lewis.
(Decades):
(CC?):
Special thanks goes to snowpeck of sitcomsonline.com.:
This schedule is for some Decades stations due to the fact that some local stations in some markets may also broadcast the Honeymooners and they may take exception to Decades wanting to show the show as well as the fact they may want to show other shows.
Mon. March 4, 2019 11p #??? (#30/#57) - "'Halloween Party' (aka "Masquarade") ('52)/'Sprained Thumb' (''53)" -"In "Halloween party", Ralph ruins his tuxedo for a Halloween party, not realizing that it's not a costume party. In "The Sprained Thumb", Ralph's sprained thumb drives Audrey crazy.
Tue. March 5, 2019 11p #76 (aka #57/#31) – “‘Lucky Number’/‘Pickles’”: (For “Lucky Number”): When Ralph takes off from work to go to a ball game with Norton, he wins $1,000 but can't accept it without losing his job. (For “Pickles”): When Alice has a craving for pickles; Ralph concludes that she is pregnant.
Wed. March 6, 2019 11p #83 (aka #150/#30) - “‘Expectant Father’ ('56 version)/‘The Cold ('52 version)’”: (For “Expectant Father”): Alice secretly gets a job in a doctor's office. Ralph mistakenly concludes that Alice is pregnant. (For “The Cold”): Ralph has a terrible cold and thinks Alice wants him to die so she can collect his insurance money.
Thu. March 7, 2019 11p #61 (aka #151/#32) – “‘Goodnight Sweet Prince’/‘Jellybeans’”: (For “Goodnight Sweet Prince”): When Ralph gets night shift duty he finds it impossible to sleep during the day. Everyone in the neighborhood gives him advice on sleeping, which only makes Ralph more nervous and irritable. (For “Jellybeans”): Ralph loses Alice's dress money when he schemes to win a jellybean contest.
Fri. March 8, 2019 11p #51 (aka #54/#39) – “‘Guest Speaker’/‘Lost Job’”: (For “Guest Speaker”): Ralph keeps getting interrupted while practicing his speech for the Raccoon Lodge meeting. (For “Lost Job”): Ralph is sure he's been fired when he gets a pink slip in his paycheck
Mon. March 11, 2019 11p #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51, '52 or '53 version) (Part 1): Ralph runs an errand and the Kramdens are visited by several odd characters. Note: Pert Kelton may play Alice during this episode.
Tue. March 12, 2019 11p #??? - "Honeymooners XMas Party" ('51, '52 or '53 version) (Part 2): The Kramdens still get visited by odd characters during Ralph's absence. Note: Pert Kelton may play Alice during this episode.
Wed. March 13, 2019 11p #73 (aka #48/#37) - “‘Ralph's Diet’/‘Alice Plays Cupid’”: (For “Ralph’s Diet”): Ralph's diet becomes unbearable when a neighbor hides all the food for a surprise party in the Kramden's apartment. (For “Alice Plays Cupid”): When Alice finds out Ralph has invited a single friend from the Bus Company to dinner; she tries to fix him up with her girlfriend.
Thu. March 14, 2019 11p #96 (aka #38/#59) – “‘Suspense’/‘Two Tickets To The Fight’”: (For “Suspense”): Ralph overhears Alice rehearsing her part in a play and thinks she is planning to kill him. (For “Two Tickets To The Fight”): Ralph's plans to see the fights with Norton are ruined when Alice's uncle comes to visit.
Fri. March 15, 2019 11p #85 (aka #40/#63) – “‘Anniversary Gift’/‘Finger Man’”: (For “Anniversary Gift”): Ralph is embarrassed when the anniversary gift he bought Alice is the same one Trixie bought for her. (For “Finger Man”): Ralph heroically catches a murderer on his bus, but fears for his life when the murderer escapes from jail and vows to "get the man who put the finger on him."
Credit I think goes to decades.com, screenertv.com (aka zap2it.com), the Honeymooners Lost Episodes DVD Box Set, tvguide.com, the old honeymooners.net, imdb.com, tvland.com & John K's Book To The Moon.