Ricky to Lucy: Of course you can be in my act honey. I love the way you play Glow Worm.

Fred to Ethel: Sure, Honeybunch. Here's $200. Go out and buy yourself the prettiest dress you want! Nothing is too good for you!

(Ha! Yes indeed; you’d NEVER hear that!)

Lucy to Ricky: I’ll never try to sneak into your act again!

Ricky: Lucy is a special talent who should be fit into as many of my shows as possible!

Fred to Ethel: Hey Honeybunch, how’d you like a $10,000 mink stole. My treat!

Ethel: Lucy! You have on the exact same dress as me! Aren't we cute? We're like twins! Of course I'm not jealous!

Lucy to Carolyn Appleby: Of couse I’ll tell you my age...43!

Ethel: My husband is the most generous man I've ever known!

Lucy: I just want to be a housewife. Show business is for the birds.

Ethel: Fred and I don't sing. We can't sing. We used to work in a factory when we were young.

Ethel, to Lucy: Doesn't Fred look cute in those baggy pants pulled up to his ribcage?

Lucy: Uh...yeah.

Ethel to Lucy: I’m not hungry-I couldn’t eat a thing.

Ethel, to Lucy: Doesn't Fred look cute in those baggy pants pulled up to his ribcage?

Lucy: Uh...yeah.



:lol::D

Ethel, to Fred: Kiss me, you fool!

Fred to Ricky: Nah Ricky, I don’t wanna go to the fights. Let’s play Go Fish with the girls!

Lucy to Ethel: What a silly idea, Ethel. I really don't want to do anything Ricky tells me not to. So just forget about John Wayne's footprints.

Fred: Oh, Ava Gardner is here in this restaurant? Big deal. She's just people, remember? Just like you and me, Ethel.

Lucy to Carolyn: Of course I’ll tell you my age and weight!

Lucy: Thanks for the five dollars spending money, Mr. Hickox. That'll be enough for the month.

Ricky: What do you know about rice?
Fred: I had it thrown at me on the happiest day of my life!

Lucy: Ethel, Charles Boyer is sitting at the next table.

Ricky: Now, Lucy...

Lucy: Don't worry, dear. I had enough of movie stars in Hollywood. I really don't care about him. I just thought I'd let Ethel know.

Lucy: Oh, Ethel. Pleeeease don't insult me. Ricky does not need to put me on a budget. In fact, he begs me to stop being so thrifty and SPEND MORE OF HIS MONEY!

Carolyn Appleby (aka Lillian): Don't bother looking for my glasses, Ethel. I don't care about seeing Clark Gable or Harpo Marx.

Carolyn Appleby (aka Lillian): Don't bother looking for my glasses, Ethel. I don't care about seeing Clark Gable or Harpo Marx.

:lol:

Lucy, to Marion Strong: I've always just loved listening to your laugh. It's so contagious!

Ethel: Fred was raised on a farm, so it makes him feel right at home, just like he was feeding the hens.

Fred: My honeybunch is the most svelte woman in New York City. She looks like a goddess. I got so lucky!

Ricky: Mrs. MacGillicuddy, it's so nice to see you. Of course, we'd love for you to come with us to California. And, feel free to keep calling me Mickey.

Ricky: Lucy, you don't ever need to 'splain anything to me. I trust you completely.

Lucy saying " I better check with Mrs. Trumball at least a day in advance to see if she can babysit little Ricky, I can't just assume she is always home and available whenever I need her on the spur of the moment" !

Lucy: Little Ricky, you're flat out hard to understand. We're gonna have to start repeating everything you say.

Fred: Drinks on me! I love to spend my money on friends and strangers!!

Ethel: Little Ricky, just keep banging that drum...it's music to our ears!

Lucy: I don't ever want to go shopping for hats or dresses again. I'm happy with the four outfits I own and I can sew anything else I need.

Lucy saying " Ya know, little Stevie Applebee is really much cuter than Little Ricky"!

Ethel: Let's wait for a taxi to take us out to the Ricardos'. It's too cold to walk all that way.

Fred: Fine by me. Money's no object, honey bunch.

Lucy: William Holden is here? Who's that? Should I recognize the name?

Lucy: Ethel, what if we drop this heavy cement block and it breaks? Grauman's will have us thrown into jail, not to mention what Ricky'll do. You need to think of these things!

Now let's go back to the hotel and get a suntan, and forget about John Wayne.

Lucy saying " I'm tired of being a redhead, I want to go back to my natural brown hair color" !

Lucy, to Ricky: Ya know, Ricky, I don't remember our anniversary, either.

Ethel: Lucy, you have a beautiful singing voice. I can't understand why Ricky won't put you in all his best shows!

Or, Ethel: Keep going on that sax, Lucy--I just love the way you play "Glow Worm."

Fred (to Ethel): Honeybunch, of course you can have $100. to go shopping. Anything for you, Dollface!

Mr Hickox: Well, Mrs. Ricardo, all your budget items are up to date and paid. Good job!

Ethel: Lucy, these checkerboard britches are adorable! What a practical gift, dearest friend!

Ethel: No dessert for me, Lucy. I've had sufficient.

Ethel and Lucy: Wow, these watercress sandwiches are so filling!

Lucy, to Ethel: So what if she's an ax murderer, as long as she gets us to Florida.

Ethel: Hey look there goes Gina Lollobrigida.
Fred: Who cares? I was trying to get to sleep.

(at the Wednesday Afternoon ladies' meeting)

Ethel: Ladies, we're not here to gossip.

Lucy: Ooh, right, thanks for the reminder.

Lucy: Ethel, those slogans you made up calling me "a deadhead" and a "dyed head" are so clever and funny! Sure, I can laugh at myself!

Lucy: Honey, Ethel and I are going to build the barbecue.

Ricky: Go ahead, dear. You'll both do a bang-up job.

Ethel: Oh, who cares if you lost our train tickets to Florida, Lucy. We can just stay home and bake bread.

Mr. Ricardo, you must be the most grammatically correct and eloquent English speaker I've ever heard!

Ricky: I wish Cousin Ernie could stay longer.

Lucy: Hey Ricky! Mrs. Trumball must have found those joints we hid in Little Ricky's diaper. She's dancing naked on the ledge as high as a ******* kite!

Lucy: Ricky, you ALWAYS remember our anniversary!

Ethel: I’m not hungry in the least!

Lucy: I don't know what to do, Ethel. I need an idea from you 'cause I never come up with plans.

Lucy: Of course Carol, I’d be delighted to tell you my real age!

Lucy: Oh, sure you can look at my drivers license. I'm not ashamed to show you my age!

Ricky to Lucy: Your rendition of Glow Worm is excellent. Of course you can be in my act!

Ethel: Keep on playing the anvil chorus with the coins in your pocket, Freddy. I love it!
But, pull up your pants, honey. They're down below your ribcage.

Lucy: Oh, Ethel, wasn't it cute when that bathing beauty said to Ricky, "I get a boot out of it when you sing Baba Lu?"

Fred to Ethel: Let’s go on a big spending spree Honeybunch!

Fred: Ethel, you are just as pretty and slender as the day we wed. How do you stay so trim?

Ethel to Fred: you are the most generous and sensitive man I know.

Ricky: Ah, Lucy, so what if you put gas in a thermos and endangered Little Ricky? And so what if we wound up adrift at sea? We'll know to smell the thermos next time.

Lucy: I’m sick of trying to break into show business.

Lucy: I just love eating watercress sandwiches; they taste like buttered popcorn!

Lucy: Mr. Hickox, you're such a hunk*. I don't need a business manager, I need a new husband--you!

*or, whatever the 50s equivalent of "hunk" would be!

Lucy: I don't mind wearing that wool suit over my sunburn. It'll be fun!

Ethel to Lucy: I just love your hair-brained schemes! What are we going to do now?

Ricky: Lucy! You need to stop being so thrifty! Start spending the money I give you!!!

Lucy: Thanks for the invite, Ricky, but I'm not interested in meeting the queen.

Lucy: Going to California?! Nah, I'll sit this one out. You go have fun.

Lucy: Give Carolyn her glasses, Ethel. I want her to see my Jimmy Durante imitation.

Lucy (on the airplane): My baby's name is Baby Gouda.

Lucy: Oh, it's so nice to meet you, Mrs. MacRae. I don't want to be in the Loper fashion show. Thanks for asking, though.

Lucy: Honestly, Ethel! How would I know who somebody named Charles Boyer is? Is he a bus driver or what?

Lucy: Hey, everybody! Leave me in this freezer. I just love icicles hanging off my face.

Ricky lapsing into French when he gets really steamed by Lucy

Fred: Let's go out tonight, everyone. I'm paying!

Lucy playing a PERFECT rendition of “Glow Worm”

Ricky: Lucy, you got matinee tickets? Now what are we gonna do?

Fred: I'll just buy us all some more tickets. And this dinner's on me.

Lucy: Show business bores me. I just wanna be an everyday housewife.

(In Italy)

Ricky: Lucy! Little Ricky's on the line!

Lucy: I'm not coming down all those stairs just to talk to that kid.

Lucy: Can I be in the show?
Ricky: YES!

Lucy: I will never die my hair again or lie about my age!

Ricky: Lucy, listen! I'm trying to tell you about my old girlfriend, Carlotta Romero. She's in town--

Lucy (cutting him off): Your past life is of no concern to me. Have her drop by...we'll talk about old times.

Fred: Ethel, you look so gorgeous today!

Lucy: "I wanted to meet William Holden, but I think I'll just sit here and eat my spaghetti."

Lucy to Ethel: We are going to rock this job at the candy factory, aren't we?

Lucy: Cornel Wilde is upstairs, you say? So what?

Lucy: "My nose is on fire? Can't be . . . it's probably just an illusion!"

Lucy’s Mother to Ricky: so nice to see you again Ricky

Lucy: I'm a 'natural' redhead, right out of the bottle. Naturally.

Carolyn Appleby to Lucy: Lucy my dear, I would never try to trick you into revealing your age.

Lucy, yelling to the candy factory conveyor operator: SPEED IT UP A LITTLE!

Ethel at the candy factory: Fred said I should steal as much candy as possible so he doesn't have to spend money on Halloween treats.

Lucy: Carolyn, welcome to Hollywood. First thing I want to tell you, I haven't met any stars out here. All my letters to you were a pack of lies.

Lucy to Ricky: Ricky, are you kidding? You want me in your show? But I'm a horrible singer. Get another girl!

Lucy to Carolyn: of course I’ll tell you my age!

Mrs. Trumbull: "Damn I'm horny. Where's Babalu?"

Mrs. Trumbull: "Damn I'm horny. Where's Babalu?"

:eek:

:lol::lol::lol::D:D:D

:lol:LMAO!

Ethel: I couldn’t eat another bite!

Fred: Take all of my money, Ethel, because it's burning a hole in my pocket.

Ricky: From now on Lucy, I’m going to yell at you in French.

Fred: Rick, since you paid for our rooms in Hollywood, I'm going to pay for everyone's transport and lodging in Europe!

Lucy: Show Biz bites it. I’d much rather be a housewife.

Lucy: I'm going to dye my hair black from now on.

Fred: I accidently used Lucy's henna rinse instead of my hair tonic for a week- and no one noticed!

Ricky: Lucy you are soooo talented—you absolutely belong in show biz.

Ricky: Lucy, I liked your face better when you had that beard.

Lucy to William Holden: Oh my, what a dump! Did I do that! LOL

Lucy: Ethel, I think we should stop gossiping. It's really not very healthy for our minds.

Lucy (singing to the tune from South Pacific): “I’m gonna wash that die right outta my hair”

Ethel: Lucy, now that we're in Hollywood, I'm going to see if I can get Blanche Morton to switch places with me so I can get a break from your physical stunts and she can get a break from Gracie's illogical logic!

Lucy: Of course I know how much a side of beef is —about eight ounces.

Ethel: Fred, that 7-layered chocolate cake you made is so fluffy and wonderful!

Fred to Ethel: Honeybunch, let’s go to the most expensive steak house in town. The sky’s the limit!

Ethel: The happiest day of my life was when Fred married me!!!

Ethel: Fred, you are the most generous man ever!

Ethel: Lucy, would you help me murder Fred in his sleep?

Ethel: Yecch: I don’t want that big platter of fried chicken and French fries, I’d much rather have those parsley sprigs to eat.

Ethel: Lucy, let's have watercress sandwiches for lunch. I love the taste of buttered grass!

Mrs. Porter: That’s OK Mrs. Ricardo, I’m not hungry at all.

Ricky: Fred, you should become a fashion consultant with your taste in clothes.

Ricky: "Lucy, remind me to ask Fred why sometimes we have a window in our living room, and sometimes we dun't."

Lucy to Carolyn: Of course I’ll tell you my age and weight: 43 , 127.

Lucy: Ethel, did you lose weight? You look stunning! Do you have a new man?!

Fred: Hey Rick, let me treat you to a box ring seat at the fights!

Lucy: Well, Ethel, I guess we could make giant sandwiches with this huge loaf of bread we baked, and donate them to the soup kitchens downtown.

Ethel: I ALWAYS like your wacky schemes Lucy!

Ricky: Play it again, darling. I just love "Sweet Sue" on your sax!

Mrs. Porter: Just a light salad for me-I’m not hungry.

Lucy: Oh, no, Mrs. Trumbull left her apartment! Ethel, it looks like I'll have to take care of Little Ricky instead of scheme with you!

Lucy to Ethel: Working on this chocolate assembly line is so easy-peasy!

Fred: Hey, everybody listen up! I'm paying the bill and that's final! I'm feeling generous today!!

Ricky: Lucy, I want you to be the star of my big act tonight cause you have SO MUCH talent!

Ethel: Lucy should go on that singing contest; she'd be sure to win!

Ethel: I’m going to fast until Fred buys me a mink!

Fred: Money's no object when it comes to my Honeybunch's happiness!

Fred: Ethel, I wish you and I could have a baby of our own. Is it too late for us?

Carolyn to Lucy: I’d NEVER try to pry personal information out of you.

Fred: Ethel, I wish you and I could have a baby of our own. Is it too late for us?

Believe it or not, in the Season One episode 'Drafted', after Lucy and Ethel somehow get the idea that Ricky and Fred are going into the military, they start to knit and CRY- so both Ricky and, yes, Fred each believe that these are signs that their wives are pregnant! Hence, not just Ricky but FRED believed that they were fooling around enough and YOUNG enough to have a little one! :eek:

Lucy: I’d never disguise my appearance in front of a celebrity.

:eek::lol:Believe it or not, in the Season One episode 'Drafted', after Lucy and Ethel somehow get the idea that Ricky and Fred are going into the military, they start to knit and CRY- so both Ricky and, yes, Fred each believe that these are signs that their wives are pregnant! Hence, not just Ricky but FRED believed that they were fooling around enough and YOUNG enough to have a little one! :eek:

:lol::crazy:

Fred to Ethel: Honeybunch, you look as scrumptious today as the day we met!

William Holden: Hey Lucy, your nose is sooo smokin’ lol

Lucy: There's Cary Grant!

Ethel: Who's that?

Lucy: No more crazy break-into-show-business schemes for me!

Ethel: Lucy, let's open a watercress cafe since we love the stuff so much.

Fred: "Hey Ricky, Ethel's away visiting her mother. Think Lucy can come down and keep me company tonight?"