Sgt. Steve Sloane:
Dad, I can't go in without a search warrant, and I don't have probable cause!

Dr. Mark Sloane:
Not necessarily.

Dr. Mark Sloane:
Besides, If I'm wrong, you can arrest me for breaking and entering!

Woman: "Now this is television."

Mark: "What do you call a man who eats fugu?"
Steve: "Lucky, if he's still breathing."

Garth Zand: "Now that is what I call a demographic."

Dr. Mark Sloane: See, if I got off at nine, I could jump on that red-eye

Steve: "...the National Scoop. Not exactly a beacon of, uh, journalistic integrity."

Sgt. Steve Sloane:
Here's our medical adviser, half an hour late!

Dr. Mark Sloane:
First time in two years, my car wouldn't start.

Dr. Mark Sloane:
Do you always go to work like that?

Sgt. Steve Sloane:
I'm going straight to batting practice!

Jackson Burley: "...your basic doctor with a badge."
Mark: "I don't have a badge."
Jackson: "Well, you're a police consultant; same thing."

Joe Mannix: It wasn't Nichols, a hit man, or the mob that killed Lou. It was you.
George Fallon: Oh, hold on a minute. Let's all take a deep breath before this gets out of hand. I mean... this doesn't make any sense; that's crazy. What reason would Edie have for killing Lou?
Joe Mannix: Just one.
Tina Reynolds: No...
Joe Mannix: You abandoned Lou and Tina. When you came back, Lou didn't want you. You filed for divorce and sole custody. He was about to get it. You couldn't let that happen; you wanted Tina too much. There was only one sure way you could get her back: if you were the only parent left.
Tina Reynolds: No... No, this can't be right. Tell him, mother.
George Fallon: Listen, it's time for you to leave.
[walks towards the door]
Joe Mannix: You shot Lou with a hunting rifle. Because of the story he was writing, you were sure the murder would be blamed on the mob. No one would ever suspect you, and you'd get Tina back.
[Fallon opens the door, Steve enters with his credentials shown]
Joe Mannix: You made one mistake Edie, taking that shot at me. No professional killer would keep a murder weapon for two decades.
Tina Reynolds: Joe, you got it all wrong.
[to Edie]
Tina Reynolds: Tell him he's making a mistake. Please, tell him it isn't true.
Edie Reynolds Fallon: Lou was going to have me declared an unfit mother; I would've lost you.
[pause]
Edie Reynolds Fallon: Cruel thing is, I lost you anyway.
Steve Sloan: [Takes her by the arm] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law...
[as Edie and Steve leave, Tina starts crying; Joe hugs her to comfort her]
Joe Mannix: I'm so sorry.

Jesse: "Is there always this big a deal when someone pulls in a shark?"
Man: "It's not the shark. It's what he ate for lunch."

Dr. Jack Stewart: Hey, look at that, a message.
Detective Steve Sloan: I know.
Dr. Jack Stewart: Well, aren't we going to listen to it?
Detective Steve Sloan: No, we are not. To do so would constitute an illegal search.
Dr. Jack Stewart: [looks confused]
Detective Steve Sloan: Here's her parent's phone number. It's in Little Rock...
Dr. Jack Stewart: I don't get this. How come you're allowed to look through that book, but we can't play back her message?
Detective Steve Sloan: This is in plain site. That is not! It's an invasion of privacy without a warrant!

(Last line of the series.)
Craig: "Goodbye, Mom."

BURLEY
...in twenty years, they'll be saying
FRANKENCOP in the same breath with POLICE
STORY, HILL STREET BLUES...

SLOAN
AIRWOLF...

BURLEY
[glares]