(Ralph & Ed are looking into the Presidential Day circulars for Macys.)

Ed: "President's Day. I wonder what it is like to be the U.S. President. Having the White House as your home."

Ralph: "Get to work from home every day but I am sure it is stressful."

Ed: "If I was elected, I would throw a party and invite all of my friends including the New York city sewer workers."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Oh yeah. Those sewer workers will NOT be out of place in the White House."

Ed: "But every President needs to have their own special day."

Ralph: "That is great. After all, they do a lot of things for our country. Whether or not they are good is up for debate."

Ed: "It's a wonder if they get any sleep."

Ralph: "Probably not as much as the average human."

Ed: "I wonder how much they eat. I know that they don't eat as much as YOU Ralph."

Ralph: "Ooooooh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot."

Ed: "Does every President in this land celebrate President's Day Ralph?"

Ralph: "Good question. I think they should."

Ed: "All President's should."

Ralph: "That is a great idea Norton. All Presidents should celebrate President's Day. They all work hard."

(They both sing a song about every President celebrating President's Day.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)