(The Kramdens & Nortons are in an arcade. Ralph is in a skeeball tournament. Ralph & Ed walk to the skeeball games.)

Ralph: "Top prize for this skeeball tourny which I will win is a 200 pound box of chocolates. I am going to win that prize for Alice. She supports me in this tourny."

Ed: "Maybe after you win, she will regret it when she finds out that YOU ate all the chocolates."

Ralph: "Norton, do you want me to make sure I throw this ball at your head?"

Ed: "I wonder why this had to be held at this arcade and not at Chuck E. Cheese. I would have loved to be there with all the kids."

Ralph: "No wonder. You are always acting like a kid. Let's go to our table. Maybe the 10 pizza pies that we ordered have arrived."

(They go back to the table only to find out that Alice's parents have come. Ralph is upset.)

Alice: "Ralph, look who came by. My parents."

Alice's Mom: "Hi Sonny Boy!"

Alice: "Isn't this great?"

Ralph (sarcastically): "Just grand."

Alice's Mom: "What's the weather like out now?"

Ralph: "Beautiful day for traveling."

Alice: "Ralph!"

Ed: "My buddy boy here is in a skeeball tourny which the top prize is a 200 pound of chocolates. We are also ordering 10 pizza pies."

Alice's Mom: "All right. We know that Ralph will eat all of those chocolates and pizzas. What about everyone else?"

(Ed laughs. Ralph bangs the table.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON! I HOPE SHE DOESN'T BLOW MY GAME."

Alice (yells): "RALPH!"

Ed: "Ralph, don't look now but there is Harvey and George. They might be your opponents tonight."

Ralph: "I sure hope so. I see that poor, misguided soul Joe Fenstablau is here. I would like to beat him in skeeball."

(After eating all the pizzas, Ralph goes into the tournament.)

Alice: "Good luck Ralph."

Ralph: "I don't need luck Alice. I got you."

Everyone: "Awww."

Trixie: "Ed, why don't you talk to me like that?"

Ed: "With you, I would need luck."

Ralph: "Alice, this will be a Valentine's Day that you will NEVER forget."

(Ralph wins his first several games in the tournament and makes it into the finals against Harvey. Ralph starts to get sick due to all the food that he ate but he still wants to play.)

Ed: "Ralph, I just saw some TV cameras here. This is being shown live on the web AND ESPN."

(Ralph is getting sicker because of that news. It is now the last ball. Harvey is finished and Harvey is up by 20 points. All Ralph has to do is get 30 points or more. He goes to throw the ball.)

Ralph (to Alice's Mom): "I don't want to hear a SOUND out of you."

Alice's Mom (causing Ralph to mess up the throw, yells): "YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW THAT I AM HERE."

Leo (slapping Ralph): "Ralph, it is GOOD to see you. Am I too late for the eats and game?"

(Ralph's ball ends up in the 10 point hole and he loses. He throws up all over the skeeball game. Uncle Leo comes by.)

Alice's Mom: "Maybe but now too late to see my big, fat, loser of a son-in-law make a fool of himself."

Ralph (to Alice's Mom): "YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-BER-MOUTH!"

(As the prize is being awarded to Harvey, Ralph causes a HUGE scene by yelling at Alice's Mom. Everyone tries to calm Ralph down.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Friends, the Miami Beach Valentine's Days are the BEST! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)