Marsha: I will NEVER EVER brush my hair again!

Mrs. Brady: "I think I'll do some housework today and give Alice a break."

Jan: I like that Marsha is always the center of attention!

Jan: Cindy, Cindy, Cindy! I'm tired of being compared to Cindy!

Alice: I’m sick of Sam! I want me a 23 year old boy toy!

Sam: This meat is bloody disgusting to handle. I think I'm going to open up a pet store and sell rabbits.

Sam: To heck with the meat business. Let’s go vegan!

Marcia: I'm going to turn down the job at the ice cream parlor and take the job at the Juice Bar on Vine Street instead.

Marcia: I’m gonna go get me an Afro!

Jan: I wish somebody would hit ME with a football! Marcia gets all the attention!

Alice: I’m tired of housekeeping Mrs. Brady. I’m resigning to become a go-go dancer?

Jan: I worship Marcia. I say her name three times in a row, repeatedly, all day every day because she is the divine representation of what a woman should be.

Alice: Mrs. Brady, I don't know what it is about me, but the men just won't stay away!

Sam: Hey Alice let’s sell my butcher shop and go vegan!

Alice: Sam, I'm a vegetarian. You need to start working at a salad bar or I'll dump you.

Robert: "I'm seeing another man, Carol. Let's get a divorce."
Carol: "I'm giving up the church and becoming an atheist."
Greg: "I'll never break up a date again."
Marsha: "I hate always being the popular one."
Peter: "Guess what guys? I won a singing competition."
Bobby: "Mom always said, it's OK to play ball in the house."
Jan: "Why do I always have to be the center of attention?"
Cindy: "I won't ever tattle again."
Alice: "Sam, I don't ever want to bowl again!"
Sam: "I'm going on a plant-based diet now."