Frank to Marie: Geez-a-loo Marie—I just love it when you nag. More Please!

Frank to whoever is near: I will NOT do anything gross and disgusting, like unbuttoning my pants and sprawling out
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Ray to Debra: We should talk more. I'd like to get to know you better...

Robert to Debra: Ray's too good for you!

Frank to Marie: I'll vacuum, why don't you sit down and rest.

Debra to Ray: I will NEVER EVER EVER call you an IDIOT again!

Ray and Robert to Frank: Why did you baby us so much when we were kids?

Marie to Debra: Your housekeeping is to die for. I wish I kept house and cooked as well as you!

Debra to Ray: Your mother is so nice to me.

Frank to Ray and Debra: I think the twins wanting to play fairies in the school play is great! It will make men out of them.

Ray to Robert: Your shoes smell so nice...

Marie to Debra: Your lemon chicken is heavenly-better than mine!

Ray to Peggy: Want to have another sleepover?

Peggy to Ray: please take my treasured spot to sell Our cookies!

Father Hubley to the Barones: I'm going to talk about the ideal family for my Sunday sermon. May I use you as an example?

Peggy to Ray: oh Ray, you’re so macho!

Debra to Gerard: Your voice is so much sexier than Ray's! He's lucky that I was already dating him when I met you...

Peggy to Peter: “It’s so sad we have nothing in common.”

Debra to Ray: You're always helping me so much around the house. Why don't you take a break? I should be doing more of the work.

Pat to Hank: Let’s play strip poker!

Robert to Ray: Mom favored me over you. She shouldn't have neglected you so much during your childhood!

Ray to Fly Lady: Would you like a small cricket I caught earlier to go with your fly?

Ray to Debra: Let's start playing golf together. It's so much more fun with you than with the guys.

Peter to Robbie: Robbie I think you’re terrific! I’m glad Amy wants to marry you.

Ray to Marie: You should take cooking lessons from Debra. I much prefer eating her food over yours.

Frank to Marie: I think your sculpture is hideous!

Marie to Frank: Why don't you stay away from the lodge? We don't get to spend enough time together.

Frank to Ray: You are so macho. I’d never make fun of you. ever.

Stefania and Amy to Robert: We really enjoy going to the movies with you!

Pat and Hank to Robbie: We are SO HAPPY Amy’s marrying you. Of course you have our blessing.

Marco to Robert: I like you a lot. Why don't you get back together with Stefania?

Peter McD to Robbie: You’re going to make a swell brother-in-law.

Debra to Frank and Marie: Sure, come on over, we never get bothered when you're around!

The Sisters to Marie: We think your sculpture is Divine! Absolutely perfect For our church.

Ray to Debra: I really enjoy hanging out with your parents, especially your mother. We have such rich conversations together.

Marie to Harriet Lichtman: Let’s share Frank. He more than enough man for the two of us.

Ray to Lois and Warren: You guys can get it on in my bedroom. I'll stay at a hotel.

Marie & Frank to Ray & Debra: the monogrammed toaster is to die for! We’d NEVER think of exchanging it.

Judy to Robert: My friends don't know how to act black enough. Can you give them some lessons?

Hank MacDougall to Robbie: Pat and I love that you’re marrying Amy.

Robert to Marco: We should hang out together. You make me feel so at ease whenever you're around.

Robert to Stephania: I love it when you pinch me! Do it more!

Debra to Ray: You help out so much around the house. I feel so lazy compared to you!

Marco to Robert: Robbie, you’re my favorite dude!

Ray to Warren: Your new girlfriend is so youthful. Are you sure you can keep up with her?

(and also). Ray to Warren: Your new girlfriend is such a hottie!

Frank to Robert: Feel free to stay at our house again the next time a bull rumps your roast!

Frank to Marie: your cooking sucks! (Famous last words LOL)

Marie to Robert: Those Botox injections make you look so much younger. And I like what it did to your voice, too!

Marie: Robbie, I will never meddle in your affairs again!

Debra to Ray: You have such a strong, authoritative voice! It's not nasally at all.

Ray to all, after Marie & Frank’s skit : I AM a needy whiny baby. Maaaameeee!

Debra to Warren: I've always wanted a little baby brother. Can you find a younger girlfriend and make it happen?

Frank: I will never say anything obnoxious again. EVER

Debra to young Erica: I'm so happy that you're dating Robert! Can I get you some milk? Here, let me cut the meat for you so you don't choke on it.

Robbie to Angela: I think it’s so cool you like flies Angela—I’m a grasshopper man myself.

Marie to Harriet Lichtmann: Frank is so charming and debonair. He's so much better than me. Frank deserves to be with you!

Marie to Joanne: I love how you treat Robbie! Do it more.

Frank: Turn the game off! I'm trying to read a book.

Joanne to Marie: You’re the sun and the moon; sweet as apple pie!

Debra: Frank, drive my kids around. Your bad eyesight will make the ride more exciting.

Joanne to Robbie: I love being married to you. Forget about studying for that Police exam. I don’t care if we have to live on food stamps.

Robert to Joanne: Go back to the strip club so we can make some money. I don't mind sharing Cinnamon with the world.

Peter to Robbie: you’re the best thing that ever happened to my sister!

Ray to Robert: Take off your shoes. It makes the room smell so much better!

Hank to Pat: Let’s do some pot to unwind.

Ray to Debra: Go ahead, keep the bathroom. I like shaving in front of the toaster.

Ray to Peggy: Stop beating me up! That’s Debra’s job!

Frank to Marie: You should keep the plastic covers on our sofa. I like how my skin melts onto it in the summer.

Peter to Peggy: I’m soooo NOT attracted to you.

Robert to Marie: I think I am homosexual. Do you know any single guys I could date?

Marie to Debra: You’re the best housekeeper I know!

Debra to Frank: You have such a polite, refined personality. Can you teach manners to my kids?

Peter to Peggy: I love the way you beat Ray up. Wanna mud wrestle?

Ray to Marie: I love it when you give me surprise back rubs.

Marie: Why, I’d never manipulate a situation, how could you say such a thing?

Debra to Amy: Can you help me sneak into the lodge? Ray doesn't turn me on anymore. I want to watch Frank's buddies swim naked!

Amy: Marie, thanks for telling everyone I’m still a Virgin. I like everyone knowing but didn’t want to brag.

Ray to Robert: You can have all the toys that come in the cereal box from now on.

Pat McDougal to Robbie: I’m SO GLAD you had your way with Amy before marriage.

Pat McDougal to Robbie: I’m SO GLAD you had your way with Amy before marriage.

Debra to Ray: Wear diapers from now on - I don't want Marie's bridge club or Peggy ogling your butt anymore.

Ray to Peggy: if I’m really bad, will you give me a wedgie?:lol:

Debra to Ray: I loved the poem you wrote about my ears! Write one about my armpits next, please?

Peggy to Frank: Your boy Ray is soooo macho.

Debra to Ray: My five-o'clock shadow is so much more impressive than yours or Gianni's!

Amy to Robert: Let’s put on another floor show for the neighbors!

Robert to Marie: I really liked you having my ex-girlfriends rip me backwards and forwards in your living room. Next time, can you invite Joanne, too?

Joanne to Robbie: I love that you don’t make much money! Don’t bother studying to get a promotion.

Ray to Debra: Let's go to your high school reunion next year! I really enjoyed watching out for everybody's purses while you danced.

Pat McDougall to Ray: The heck with smoking cigarettes. Let’s smoke some pot!

Ray to Marie: Can I come with you and the Stipes the next time you go to the VFW hall? It was so much fun dancing with the old ladies there!

Hank McDougall to Joanne: would you do an old routine for me?

Ray to Debra: Marie needs a rest, so why don't you cook Thanksgiving for us from now on?

Phyllis: Yes I’d love my stud bulldog back. Glad you”fixed” him. He was getting to be too much of a ladies man.

Ray to Marie: No, we don't mind if you jump in bed with us when Debra and I are making out. The more, the merrier!

Frank: Holy crap Marie, you are such a beautiful and attractive woman!

Marie: Frank, you're so considerate and loving!


Marie: Wow Debra, that meal was absolutely delicious!


Debra: Ray, I hope you're ready for a long hot night of sex!

Ray: Debra, I don't really want sex. I'd rather talk about my feelings with you and tell you how much I love you.

Ray: Never ends for Robert. Everybody loves Robert!

Robert: Ma, why do you pay more attention to me than you do to Raymond?

Frank (to everyone): I love you guys, how about a big group hug!

Frank to Robert: Robbie, it's okay with me if you're gay.

Marie in her skit about Debra: Shutup Ray, I’m putting out a fire and it’s very tricky.

Ray (talking about the show): It's mostly about the kids. It's not really about the adults.

Ray (talking about the show): It's mostly about the kids. It's not really about the adults.

Frank and Marie: We love being members of the Fruit Of The Month Club! Ray please buy us subscriptions for the next five years.

Bullethead: Sure, I like Frank Barone. I go nuts for Frank Barone!

Garvin: Hey, Robert's here!

Uncle Mel: Fred and Bishop are parking the car. They're friends of mine, we're all gay.

^^^ The bizarro Robert lines are hilarious. :)

Ray to Frank: I love hanging out with you in the basement hot tub. We need more rubber duckies, though.

Pat McDougall: I’m tired of sneaking cigarette breaks. Frank you wouldn’t have an extra cigar?

Pat to Frank: My husband is way tougher than you, nancy boy!

Ray to Debra: Let's go to the Opera tonight.

Frank to Marie: Let’s go to the ballet-I like looking at those men in tutus.

Ray: Robert, can you please take off your shoes and socks? Your feet add such a nice fragrance to the house.

Marie: Frank, you big oaf, we’re having Franco-American Spaghetti-O’s tonight for dinner, deal with it!

Frank: Oh goody, Spaghetti-Os! I was getting tired of lamb, spaghetti, and lasagna.

Marie: Debra your meatloaf is to die for!

Debra to Robert: Your modeling photos look spectacular, especially the one with your head cut off.

Raymond to Marie: shove it, you manipulative old bit##

Robert to Debra: Stop yelling at Raymond! He doesn't deserve it!

Robert: I’d never be jealous of Raymond!

Ray to Debra: Let's invite Peggy Hitler and Bill Parker over for dinner. I love hanging out with them!

Marie: Frank and I would have had a happy marriage if we'd never had the boys!

Frank: Marie you hottie-you are indeed a trophy wife!

Ray to Angela: Do you have any good fly recipes?

Ray to Angela: I bet you’re getting tired of flies, here are some crickets for you to munch on.

Robbie: I'm calling the Frog Squad on you, Angela!

Angela to Robbie: If you order frog’s legs, I’ll never speak to you again!

Robert to Ray: Give me ma's vagina sculpture! I want to showcase it in my apartment as a constant reminder of her.

Marie: OMG, now that I know WHAT I sculpted, I’m gonna immediately join the The Daughters Of Bilitis!

The Stipes to Robert: Rodney, we love it when you tell stories about being gored by a bull!

Frank: Marie, I don’t know what it is about your sculpture, but it’s making me frisky. Think I’m gonna give Harriet Lichtman a call!

Debra to Ray: Why don't you cook dinner for us tonight? If the house burns down, we can just move in with your parents.

Angela to Robbie: Don’t you dare swat that fly copper! He’s my snack!

Debra to Robert: I know how you feel about me. When Ray goes on his next work trip, stop by to visit. I'll make your jealousy melt away. :smooch:

Peggy to Ray: of course you can have me cookie spot. Be my guest.

Frank: I'm so glad I don't have a wife that nags all the time.

Robbie to Angela: Yum yum. Flies really do taste good. Glad I listened to you.

Frank: I wish Ray or Robert would buy me another pet bunny for my birthday. I loved petting Hoppy and rubbing nosies with him when the kids were young!

Frank: I love your big mouth Marie: please read me to filth.

Ray to Debra: Why don't we have my parents move in with us? We don't get to spend enough quality time with them.

Lois: Let me give the kids a bath!

Ray: I want to be a full-time member of Inner Path. I love getting patted and patting other people on the back. Ray-mond Ray-mond Ray-mond woooooooo!