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LucyFan
06-08-2002, 04:05 PM
If you could set your own death date, what would it be? Also, if you had the choice what time of the year would you wanna die?

vienna waits
06-08-2002, 04:08 PM
I dont think death is anything that should be planned.. we all go when it is our time.

Babes_Cat
06-08-2002, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by tootieismyfav
I dont think death is anything that should be planned.. we all go when it is our time.

Yep. True...........

LucyFan
06-08-2002, 04:09 PM
Of the four seasons of the year I would want my death to be in the summer. I've always loved the summer and the sunshine since I was a young toddler. I for one don't like to go to a funeral in bad weather conditions. I absolutely hate it.

Kay Scarpetta
06-08-2002, 04:11 PM
I wouldn't want to chose. I wouldn't want to know, either, unless I was the one who planned it

InspectorExstead
06-08-2002, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
I wouldn't want to chose. I wouldn't want to know, either, unless I was the one who planned it

ditto...

all i know is i wanna die of old age, not some disease ya know? and i would want to die on some island or tropical place knowing i was loved...

Czas na Zywiec
06-08-2002, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by LucyFan
Of the four seasons of the year I would want my death to be in the summer. I've always loved the summer and the sunshine since I was a young toddler. I for one don't like to go to a funeral in bad weather conditions. I absolutely hate it.

You won't know what the weater will be like. You'll be dead. :lol:

Krystal Lake
06-08-2002, 05:59 PM
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

Predicted Death Date: October 27, 2046 at the age of 64 years old.

Honestly, I'd like to die before then. I really don't want to get old. To quote The Who "I hope I die before I get old."

So, to pick an ideal death date:
May 28th, 2037. Hopefully in my sleep.

I think 55 years would be long enough for me. :)
Plus, the only reason we live past 30 is because of medicine. We're not meant to live long. Just as women are not meant to have menopause since they shouldn't be alive at that age.

SoftballPlayer198
06-08-2002, 06:47 PM
I want to live to be a famous actress. I wouldn`t want to suffer before dying, that would really suck.

Plata
06-08-2002, 07:17 PM
I would probably want to die in summer because it would seem more peaceful. Winter would feel like such a drag. But, I hope I don't die for a long long time yet.

Babes_Cat
06-08-2002, 07:41 PM
Ok, like Krystal Lake. according to TheSpark.com .......

Predicted Death Date:June 1, 2069 at the age of 81 years old.

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:: (So my chances I guess)

Cancer (36%)
Suicide (16%) <--- thought that would be higher! ;)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Loneliness (5%)














Umm.... all I can say is let's hope not!

ks
06-08-2002, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
I wouldn't want to chose. I wouldn't want to know, either, unless I was the one who planned it


I agree with you on that one. I hope to live a long and fulfilling life...







ks

Czas na Zywiec
06-08-2002, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
Ok, like Krystal Lake. according to TheSpark.com .......

Predicted Death Date:June 1, 2069 at the age of 81 years old.

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:: (So my chances I guess)

Cancer (36%)
Suicide (16%) <--- thought that would be higher! ;)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Umm.... all I can say is let's hope not!

:lol: I have similiar results!

November 21, 2064
at the age of 79 years old. (Eh, not bad huh?)


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (20%)
Auto-Fellatio (16%)
Suicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%) <~~~Wonder how Justin would do on this. :lol:
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


12464760 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex. <~~~Um.....okay. :rolleyes:
8% work in the porn business.
And 228217 people claim to have leprosy.

XoVanillaRain90oX
06-08-2002, 09:09 PM
Well, according to http://www.deathclock.com , Ima die November 10th, 2069......I'd be 79 years old....I think LOL I'm not good w/ #'s.

DJM77
06-08-2002, 09:15 PM
Mmmk. I also took the death test at thespark.com. Here is what it revealed.

Predicted Death: November 16, 2058 at the age of 81.

Most Likely Causes:
cancer 31%
heart attack 24%
auto-fellatio 7%
loneliness 5%
alien abduction 5%
drowning 5%

Babes_Cat
06-08-2002, 09:23 PM
Ok, Lisa's site..........

Monday, June 13, 2067.. so what? 79?

Geez, am I really gonna die in the beginning of June?

DarleneIllyria
06-08-2002, 09:27 PM
I just took the death test too. I will die on December 27, 2055 and I'll be 71 years old.

On the death clock it said I would die July 12, 2053.

80skid
06-08-2002, 10:28 PM
September 5, 2084...

I'll be 93... not bad.

ILuvJoandBlair
06-08-2002, 11:49 PM
On thespark.com it say's I will die on March 6, 2049
at the age of 62 years old. That's too young. On the death clock it says i will die on Saturday, February 13, 2066. I'd be 80.

Beruche
06-08-2002, 11:49 PM
Well the death clock says Saturday,June 9,2068.

TheSpark.com says I'm going to die on August 17, 2064
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (39%)
Horrible Accident (11%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Suicide (10%)
Confusion (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Grrr these both say I'm going to have a long life. Evil tests and clocks. :mad: *walks away angry*

#1_Nancy_McKeon
06-09-2002, 12:21 AM
November 14 I forgot the end date, but I'd be 81 ! :)


My mom got 74, but she got like 11% of dying of homicide. Which is freaky..haha..

Jo_Polniaczek
06-09-2002, 12:48 AM
*blink blink* I typed in all the right stuff. Maybe I typed in my weight wrong or something.. *shrugs*

June 14, 2002
at the age of 14 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (37%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

:lol: I'm gonna die this Friday. Hmm.. I'd better mark my calander.

Czas na Zywiec
06-09-2002, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by Jo_Polniaczek
*blink blink* I typed in all the right stuff. Maybe I typed in my weight wrong or something.. *shrugs*

June 14, 2002
at the age of 14 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (37%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

:lol: I'm gonna die this Friday. Hmm.. I'd better mark my calander.

OMG how sad. Well when you post on Saturday, we'll know that those things aren't for real. I'm gonna miss you. :crying:

#1_Nancy_McKeon
06-09-2002, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by Jo_Polniaczek
*blink blink* I typed in all the right stuff. Maybe I typed in my weight wrong or something.. *shrugs*

June 14, 2002
at the age of 14 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (37%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

:lol: I'm gonna die this Friday. Hmm.. I'd better mark my calander.


Wow, lol.... Be sure to tell C.D., Jo. haha j/k ;) I've never heard of it saying something so soon. :) You must just have typed something in wrong.

You don't have an contagious disease that you're not tellin' me about, right? Or you don't engage in team sex regularly, right? lol Because that could up your chance of dying soon.. ;)

Stupid death counter....

LucyFan
06-09-2002, 01:25 AM
I also took the death test at thespark.com. Here is what it revealed:

January 8, 2055
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (28%)

vienna waits
06-09-2002, 01:26 AM
I'll die at the age of 27.. man I knew you shouldnt have done that team sex so much.................




JKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

#1_Nancy_McKeon
06-09-2002, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by tootieismyfav
I'll die at the age of 27.. man I knew you shouldnt have done that team sex so much.................

JKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Yeah, you really shouldn't have team sex frequently. It's not good on your heart..... LOL ;)

vienna waits
06-09-2002, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by #1_Nancy_McKeon


Yeah, you really shouldn't have team sex frequently. It's not good on your heart..... LOL ;)

Yeah nothing that gets your heart beating that fast can be healthy....

Babes_Cat
06-09-2002, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by tootieismyfav
I'll die at the age of 27.. man I knew you shouldnt have done that team sex so much.................




JKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Originally posted by tootieismyfav


Yeah nothing that gets your heart beating that fast can be healthy....

-ahem- *No Caitlin, don't even go there*

Sean Snow
06-09-2002, 10:11 AM
Friday, September 28, 2063 is when Deathclock.com says I'll die. Which would make me [counts] 74. I can't go on the spark.com cause it says I'm too young..maybe I'll put in December 1988 and just add a year to my result ;)

Sean Snow
06-09-2002, 10:22 AM
On Spark.com, it said I'd die on May 18, 2071 at the age of 81.

On that date I'll have X amount percent of dieing from the following (erm I know that didn't sound right..)
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%) <----Erm I think Aliens might've been listening to me and JW's conversations bout aliens
Contagious Disease (5%)

Kay Scarpetta
06-09-2002, 11:46 AM
Ahaha......well I'll miss you all very much.

Titania
06-09-2002, 01:03 PM
Death clock says Thursday, January 29, 2065, I'll be 80. That works. I better get some good present for Christmas that year and party like anything at New years!


Im not tryin the spark test after it said the this Saturday thing! I didnt know it could do that, creepy. PLEASE post Saturaday so we know that it didnt tell the truth----and see a doctor if you get any contagious diseases...

~cara~

Kay Scarpetta
06-09-2002, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by Jo_Polniaczek
:lol: I'm gonna die this Friday. Hmm.. I'd better mark my calander.

*sniff* BYE LEIGH ANN!!!!!!!!!!


no.....I'm kidding.....you aren't gonna die....you dunno how fake these things are!

Krystal Lake
06-09-2002, 08:36 PM
:lol: at those who are predicted to die from auto-fellacio.

Kay Scarpetta
06-09-2002, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Krystal Lake
:lol: at those who are predicted to die from auto-fellacio.

:lol: from what?

Krystal Lake
06-09-2002, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


:lol: from what?

Look up "fellacio" in the dictionary. Auto means "self given". ;)

Czas na Zywiec
06-10-2002, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Krystal Lake


Look up "fellacio" in the dictionary. Auto means "self given". ;)

OMG! :lol: And I had a 16% chnace of dying from that. Shame on me. http://216.40.201.38/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif

Karly do you STILL know what that means?

Czas na Zywiec
06-10-2002, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by Krystal Lake
:lol: at those who are predicted to die from auto-fellacio.

I'm like the only one who got that too. http://216.40.201.38/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif

I swear, I'm a good Catholic boy! I'm innocent! :lol:

Thanks a lot for bringing that up Krystal! :lol:

:joke:

Kay Scarpetta
06-10-2002, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Karly do you STILL know what that means?

Nope.....still don't know. I was too lazy to look up the word, because 1] I couldn't find my dictionary, and 2] I was way too lazy to go find it!

So someone enlighten me.....whats it mean?

Ewan's My Man
06-10-2002, 04:39 PM
I took the test at The Spark annnnnnnnnd:
February 13, 2079 at the age of 90 years old

YAY!

O wait, that would be 89 years old...I hadta say I was born in 1988 when I took that test...

Mossopp
06-10-2002, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Nope.....still don't know. I was too lazy to look up the word, because 1] I couldn't find my dictionary, and 2] I was way too lazy to go find it!

So someone enlighten me.....whats it mean?

If I were you I'd just look it up in your dictionary. I would explain what it means but I don't wanna risk getting kicked off the boards! ;)

Kay Scarpetta
06-10-2002, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Mossopp
If I were you I'd just look it up in your dictionary. I would explain what it means but I don't wanna risk getting kicked off the boards! ;)

:lol: Thanks Mossopp, but I found it now ;)

#1_Nancy_McKeon
06-10-2002, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Nope.....still don't know. I was too lazy to look up the word, because 1] I couldn't find my dictionary, and 2] I was way too lazy to go find it!

So someone enlighten me.....whats it mean?

LOL, I would say, but nuh-uh.
If you can't find your dictionary just go to http://www.dictionary.com and type the word in. lol


Might I add not the best of circumstances to die under... LOL That's so wrong...haha

Jimbo
06-10-2002, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Krystal Lake
I think 55 years would be long enough for me. :)
Plus, the only reason we live past 30 is because of medicine. We're not meant to live long. Just as women are not meant to have menopause since they shouldn't be alive at that age.

Krystal: Age 55 may seem like a long way off, and it may seem old enough to you, but it won't be when it gets closer! I use to think the same thing when I was in my 20s. Today, I'm not that far from 55, and I'm not ready to go! I hope to stick around for quite a few more years before I'm ready to take a dirt nap!

InspectorExstead
06-10-2002, 09:35 PM
here are mine

August 4, 2073
at the age of 86 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (9%) <-----figures....
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Confusion (7%) <-----lol...that's me....
Drowning (7%) <----my worst fear....

ugh....cancer?! everyone's highest percentage is cancer! i don't wanna die at the age of 86...no....110!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will and Grace Fanatic
06-13-2002, 01:42 AM
If I could choose I would want to die in my early 60's because I don't want to get really old and be stuck in the house all day feeling sorry for myself. I would want to die in my sleep so my death wouldn't be painful. And I would want the love of my life sitting next to me when I die so I am not lonely when I die.

But that's just if I could choose in reality I will probably die a very painful death. That's just my luck.