Just Saw An Ad:

"Do not take Repatha if you are allergic to it."

I'm trying to picture the person who knows they are allergic to something, but takes it anyway.

Or, warnings on frozen dinners:

(After cooking)

WARNING: FOOD WILL BE HOT!

Oh, thank heavens they printed this on the box! The last thing anyone would think, after heating a dinner, is that it would be hot.

Any other ridiculous warnings?

“This product moves when used” (on a Razor scooter)

“Use care when operating a car” (on a bottle of dog’s pills)

My family threw me a surprise 50th birthday party last weekend. I got some gifts including some mugs. On the bottom of one it says it's microwave and dishwasher safe and then underneath that it says, Caution may get hot in microwave. No, really?!

Ed.

“This product moves when used” (on a Razor scooter)Ah man!!