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OH Nuts!
01-12-2019, 02:13 AM
I’ll start:

The detectives to Nick: Nick, your coffee is delicious! The best we’ve ever tasted!

OH Nuts!
02-23-2019, 12:26 PM
(Bump!)

Levitt: I promise never to suck-up to you again, Captain Miller!

OH Nuts!
01-14-2020, 12:42 AM
Fish: I promise to only use the bathroom for TWO minutes!(haha)

OH Nuts!
07-31-2020, 10:04 PM
Marty: I promise never to steal anything again!