Endora: Darrin, you’re the best son-in-law I could ever have.

Darrin: Endora, you’re the tops! I just adore you.


Now you make one up!

Darrin: Aunt Clara, you are a genius! What is your IQ? 190!?

Maurice: Sam you’ve married a fine lad!

Gladys Kravitz saying " Nothing unusual ever happens at the Steven's house" !

Abner to Gladys: Yes, Gladys tell me more about next door and LET’S call the FBI.

Gladys: I wish the Stephens couple would do something interesting someday. They are the most boring couple I've ever met. Geez.

Larry: Darrin, don’t lie to the client, it’s OK to tell them that their soda tastes horrible.

Darrin: Tabitha, I want you to use witchcraft more, Honey!

Darrin to Aunt Clara: Dear sweet Aunt Clara: please really screw up another spell-as I really love the map-cap adventures that ensue!

Aunt Clara: Of course I got the spell right. I always get the spells right. How can you even question me?

Maurice to Sam: That’s a fine young mortal you’ve picked up for yourself Sam! Better than any warlock I know of.

Gladys: I wish all our neighbors could be as normal as the Stephens couple.

Gladys: I will never peek through my neighbor’s window again.

Gladys: No, Abner, please don't wash the windows because I don't want to be able to see through them.

Gladys: I’m going to do candy stripper work, instead of snooping on the Stephens all day.

Abner: Gladys, I wish you would spend a little time spying on those nutty neighbors. I want you to stop cleaning the house so hard, and relax a bit and tell me what they're doing over there. I'm interested.

Endora: Durweeed I’m so glad Sam married you instead of a warlock.

Darrin: Hey Sam, can you whip me up a few hot chicks while your go visit your mother?

Darrin: Endora it’s always wonderful to see you! You should drop in more often.

Darrin: Sam, why don't you clean the house using witchcraft? It's so much more efficient!

Larry: Tell the client the truth; even if it means losing the account.

Uncle Arthur: Sammy, you know how dead serious I am. I never play practical jokes on anyone.

Endora to Darrin: I promise NEVER to mispronounce your name again!

Esmeralda: I'm feeling very confident today. It's going to be a great one!

Samantha: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

Gladys: You know, Abner, watching you practice your putting and listening to your cello playing sure beats looking out the window any day!

Endora and Maurice in unison: “Darrin, you’re the best son-in-law ever.”

Maurice: Endora, being with you is much more fun than having separate lives so let's live together again!

Serena to Sam: Cuz, I wish I had a life like yours. The Cosmos Cotillion scene gets really old.

Larry: Darren, you're freaking out again for no reason I can think of. . but why should I be surprised, you've been doing that on a weekly basis ever since you married Sam.

Aunt Clara: I’ve decided to give my entire doorbell collection to Goodwill!

Aunt Clara: I’ve decided to give my entire doorbell collection to Goodwill!


What's interesting is that in her offstage life, Marion Lorne DID indeed have a doorknob collection!LOL

OK, here's another thing never heard:

Phyllis Stevens: Maybe if I quit trying to snoop about Darren's new family, I'll quit having sick headaches!

Endora (after popping into the Stevens' bedroom): So that's how you made Tabitha and Adam! Maybe there are some mortal ways worth emulating.

"A single martini would be fine, thanks."

"If you think Samantha's cocktails pack a punch, wait til you try one of my specialties, Mr. Tate!"- Endora

Endora (after popping into the Stevens' bedroom): So that's how you made Tabitha and Adam! Maybe there are some mortal ways worth emulating.

(Hee hee. I love it ROTFL)

Larry: I Would never lie to you!

Aunt Clara: I’m tired of my doorknob collection. I’m going to donate it to Goodwill.