View Full Version : Natalie Portman turns 21 on Sunday!


Sitcomwriter
06-07-2002, 10:45 PM
Isn't it great?

ks
06-07-2002, 10:47 PM
Ummm...I'm just gonna walk away before I say something that isn't very nice.

That's a disgusting mind you have there though...or either you had like a sudden lapse of all common sense and respect. Take your pick?




...heading to my hole before I ugh...I'm just heading to my hole...







ks

Kay Scarpetta
06-07-2002, 10:48 PM
who? and wtf is that picture doing on here? That's like......ew.

Sitcomwriter
06-07-2002, 10:49 PM
I know I shouldn't have put it there LOL.I deleted it!

KerriBerri687
06-07-2002, 10:49 PM
sitcomwriter. i dont like you. no one likes you. go away.

Babes_Cat
06-07-2002, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock
sitcomwriter. i dont like you. no one likes you. go away.

To put it plain and simple!

ks
06-07-2002, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock
sitcomwriter. i dont like you. no one likes you. go away.


Call the press, Blair and I agree on something.

What possessed you to post such a thing anyway?

Sick...






ks

Kay Scarpetta
06-07-2002, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock
sitcomwriter. i dont like you. no one likes you. go away.

That's roughly said.





GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There we go

Sitcomwriter
06-07-2002, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by ks



Call the press, Blair and I agree on something.

What possessed you to post such a thing anyway?

Sick...






ks

Sorry I don't know.At first it wasn't too bad but then I was just like "ew" and took it off

ks
06-07-2002, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter


Sorry I don't know.At first it wasn't too bad but then I was just like "ew" and took it off


At first it wasn't too bad?! Ooooook then. It was the same pic, it didn't suddenly change. It was bad from beginning to end.






ks

Sitcomwriter
06-07-2002, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by ks



At first it wasn't too bad?! Ooooook then. It was the same pic, it didn't suddenly change. It was bad from beginning to end.






ks

Well I didn't look at it as "ew" at first then I looked harder.

Hollow
06-07-2002, 11:00 PM
Ur a disgrace to natalie portman.

Kay Scarpetta
06-07-2002, 11:01 PM
Who IS Natalie Portman anyways?

Czas na Zywiec
06-07-2002, 11:01 PM
(I'm not supposed to be here. Ugg)

Just throw him a couple of :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: and be done with it. He only said that because Karli said it was ew.

ks
06-07-2002, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter


Well I didn't look at it as "ew" at first then I looked harder.

:rolleyes: Whatever...just please don't put it or anything like it back here again without warning me first so I'll be sure to stay away from that particular post. In fact, warn everyone cause I think few people on the board want to actually see that.






ks

KerriBerri687
06-07-2002, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Who IS Natalie Portman anyways?

shes in 'star wars' (first and second). she was in um...'anywhere but here' also.


....she went to my high school too...yup

Czas na Zywiec
06-07-2002, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Who IS Natalie Portman anyways?

Star Wars II. She's okay, but she's not God.

Czas na Zywiec
06-07-2002, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock


shes in 'star wars' (first and second). she was in um...'anywhere but here' also.


....she went to my high school too...yup

Ahhh, shucks. You beat me. ;)

Mr. Shy Guy
06-07-2002, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock
sitcomwriter. i dont like you. no one likes you. go away.

Go Words!

ks
06-07-2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Who IS Natalie Portman anyways?


Star Wars...








ks

Kay Scarpetta
06-07-2002, 11:05 PM
Oh I see. Thanks :)

ks
06-07-2002, 11:05 PM
Shux, you beat me too, Blair;)







ks

Kay Scarpetta
06-07-2002, 11:06 PM
I don't watch Star Wars LOL

Cokies
06-08-2002, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo


Star Wars II. She's okay, but she's not God.

In no way I'm I trying to align myself with sitcomwriter, but Natalie Portman is not just "okay". Have you ever seen "The Professional"? Or the hilarious "Beautiful Girls"?

In Star Wars, she's basically a popsicle stick with weird hairdos. Vast misrepresentation.

Go to the video store. Now. Right now.

Kristina
06-08-2002, 12:33 AM
Annnnnyways I just got on, what did he do? SW why don't you just leave? You always have to say or do something that's sick or wrong and everyone hates you. Go!

Babes_Cat
06-08-2002, 12:35 AM
Also...........
1. "Where the Heart Is."
2. "Anywhere but Here."

hmm.............

Mossopp
06-08-2002, 05:03 AM
It looks like I'm a bit late in visiting this thread. I never saw SitcomWriters picture. I would ask what was so "ew" about it but I'm actually a bit afraid of the answer so I don't think I'll bother.
I'm not defending SitcomWriter cos he's no friend of mine but the thing is this - how come it's ok for the girls to go on and on about the guys that they think are hot but as soon as a boy talks about a girl he thinks is hot everyone says he's a sicko?
Fair enough, I don't wanna see Natalie Portman mentioned in every single thread on here. But with the same token, I don't wanna see Ewan McGregor or Aaron Carter or someone like that mentioned on every thread either.
I actually make a concious decision not to mention any celebrities that I fancy all the time cos I don't want people getting sick of me.
So in closing, SitcomWriter - shut up about Natalie Portman cos people are getting sick of it!

JT
06-08-2002, 11:31 AM
You freak Sitcomwriter! TJ needs to eternally ban you! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hate Sitcomwriter
And we don't care!
He's probably fat
And has no hair!

He thinks we're his friends
But we know he is lame
We don't even call him
By his own real name!

We hate Sitcomwriter
And we don't care
He is the Omen
And he has no friends!

(Las Vegas showgirl kinda music plays in the background)
So now you can seeeeeee
That he, she, weeeeeeeeeeee
Sitcomwriter (Sitcomwriter)
Sitcomwriter (Sitcomwriter)
Sitcomwriter (Sitcomwriter)
Is a big, fat stupid fool...............

Kay Scarpetta
06-08-2002, 11:35 AM
*dies of laughter* OMG JT that was good....mean but good.... I think we should all write songs

ks
06-08-2002, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Mossopp
I'm not defending SitcomWriter cos he's no friend of mine but the thing is this - how come it's ok for the girls to go on and on about the guys that they think are hot but as soon as a boy talks about a girl he thinks is hot everyone says he's a sicko?



I wouldn't have minded if he came on here and spoke about how hot he believe Natalie Portman to be, that's cool with me. It's his opinion. However, he posted a picture of her almost completely nude. THAT I have a problem with, whether a girl or guy posts it. It's just wrong...and disrespectful I think.





ks

Mossopp
06-08-2002, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by ks

However, he posted a picture of her almost completely nude. THAT I have a problem with, whether a girl or guy posts it. It's just wrong...and disrespectful I think.


I completely agree with you - that is disrespectful. Like I said, I never saw the picture he'd posted. I can understand now why everyone was so annoyed at him.

ks
06-08-2002, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Mossopp


I completely agree with you - that is disrespectful. Like I said, I never saw the picture he'd posted. I can understand now why everyone was so annoyed at him.


Yeah, fortunately only a few people saw it. Otherwise this post would be twice the size and full of not so nice words.





ks

Czas na Zywiec
06-08-2002, 02:45 PM
Yes fortunately by the time I came, it was edited, so not many people saw it except for like ks and Karli. But he did have an avatr wher Natalie Portman was weaaring a really thin black lingerine which I think was also unnapropraite. -sigh- I'm not trying to pick on him, but it's his second time being unbanned and he hasn't changed at all like he promised.

Mossopp
06-08-2002, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
I'm not trying to pick on him, but it's his second time being unbanned and he hasn't changed at all like he promised.

Yeah, I would have thought he'd have learnt his lesson by now!

vienna waits
06-08-2002, 03:38 PM
Geez why do I miss all of the good stuff!!! Anyways if posting a nearly nude picture of someone isnt enough to get you banned then what is?

Hollow
06-08-2002, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by JT
You freak Sitcomwriter! TJ needs to eternally ban you! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hate Sitcomwriter
And we don't care!
He's probably fat
And has no hair!

He thinks we're his friends
But we know he is lame
We don't even call him
By his own real name!

We hate Sitcomwriter
And we don't care
He is the Omen
And he has no friends!

(Las Vegas showgirl kinda music plays in the background)
So now you can seeeeeee
That he, she, weeeeeeeeeeee
Sitcomwriter (Sitcomwriter)
Sitcomwriter (Sitcomwriter)
Sitcomwriter (Sitcomwriter)
Is a big, fat stupid fool...............
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Chelsea
06-08-2002, 05:06 PM
ROTFLMAO at JT.

Honestly Jeff, I don't know. And based on what I've seen and heard from/about Sitcomwriter, I woulda pushed the ban button LONG ago

And sitcomwriter posting what he did. COME ON. Yes, Natalie is attractive, but there's just no excuse fo posting what he did...Stalker (I think there's another word, but I can't quite come up with it right off hand)

ks
06-08-2002, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by tootieismyfav
Geez why do I miss all of the good stuff!!! Anyways if posting a nearly nude picture of someone isnt enough to get you banned then what is?


Unfortunately, I don't think TJ saw the picture. He WISELY deleted it before too many people saw it. However, I agree that this is enough. Perhaps we should e-mail TJ or something...?








ks

JT
06-08-2002, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by King31
ROTFLMAO at JT.

Honestly Jeff, I don't know. And based on what I've seen and heard from/about Sitcomwriter, I woulda pushed the ban button LONG ago

And sitcomwriter posting what he did. COME ON. Yes, Natalie is attractive, but there's just no excuse fo posting what he did...Stalker (I think there's another word, but I can't quite come up with it right off hand)

I think the word you are looking for is pervert........he likes to talk about sex all the time!

vienna waits
06-08-2002, 08:28 PM
ks.. I'm pretty sure TJ can read all original messages. I'm not positive on that though.

ks
06-08-2002, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by tootieismyfav
ks.. I'm pretty sure TJ can read all original messages. I'm not positive on that though.


Well, hopefully he'll take a look at it...






ks

Sitcomwriter
06-08-2002, 09:59 PM
I have learned my lesson.I had no idea people would find it offencive to be honest I never looked fully AT the picture.I love the boards and everybody on it.

°Bubbly Blonde°
06-08-2002, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
I have learned my lesson.I had no idea people would find it offencive to be honest I never looked fully AT the picture.I love the boards and everybody on it. I don't know HOW many times you've said that, and it meant nothing.....

FOLrocks1
06-08-2002, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by ks



However, he posted a picture of her almost completely nude.


ks

I saw the pic and she was NOT almost completely nude, all you could see were her breats. Nothing below. And there was a worse pic posted about a month atgo on the TC board and the person wasn't banned.

ks
06-08-2002, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by FOLrocks1


I saw the pic and she was NOT almost completely nude, all you could see were her breats. Nothing below. And there was a worse pic posted about a month atgo on the TC board and the person wasn't banned.


You could see from her waist up and nothing but a small garment was clothing the rest of her. I consider that almost completely nude. I didn't say TJ was going to ban him, but he's done things before as well. I don't care whether he says or not, I just think that that sort of trash should be kept of the board. I find it disrespectful, no matter which board it was posted on.









ks

Sitcomwriter
06-08-2002, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by FOLrocks1


I saw the pic and she was NOT almost completely nude, all you could see were her breasts

Oh my god you can!

:lol: See I didn't even KNOW that!

ks
06-08-2002, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter


Oh my god you can!

:lol: See I didn't even KNOW that!


That's why everyone said what they said, sitcomwriter. If it had been just a regular ole picture of her then fine, but it wasn't any regular picture...






ks

Sitcomwriter
06-08-2002, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by ks



That's why everyone said what they said, sitcomwriter. If it had been just a regular ole picture of her then fine, but it wasn't any regular picture...






ks

Sorry I should have checked it out more

Oh and this topic was for birthday wishes so now that everything's striaghtened out can it be?

Thank you,Sitcomwriter
:)

ks
06-08-2002, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter


Sorry I should have checked it out more

Oh and this topic was for birthday wishes so now that everything's striaghtened out can it be?

Thank you,Sitcomwriter
:)


Well, thanks for taking it down.


Oh yeah...forgot what the topic was about. Happy belated b-day in that case, Natalie.






ks

vienna waits
06-09-2002, 02:08 AM
How can you just miss someones boobs? They dont just pop up after looking at it the next day!

Czas na Zywiec
06-09-2002, 02:12 AM
Jeff, that pic in your siggy looks aweful peculiar. Blair and Bev look aweful happy. :lol:

:joke: Don't mind me, I'm :crazy: tonight.

vienna waits
06-09-2002, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Jeff, that pic in your siggy looks aweful peculiar. Blair and Bev look aweful happy. :lol:

:joke: Don't mind me, I'm :crazy: tonight.

lol it was funny.. heres what happened. Blair's father was indicted (sp?) for tax evasion and there was a headline in the paper about it. Blair read the headline and froze.. Bev didn't know what to do so she hit the paper startled Blair then hugged her.. lol it was hilarious.

Czas na Zywiec
06-09-2002, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by tootieismyfav


lol it was funny.. heres what happened. Blair's father was indicted (sp?) for tax evasion and there was a headline in the paper about it. Blair read the headline and froze.. Bev didn't know what to do so she hit the paper startled Blair then hugged her.. lol it was hilarious.

Yea, I can tell by the look on Tootie's face that something else was going on. :grineyes:

:lol:

Kay Scarpetta
06-09-2002, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Yea, I can tell by the look on Tootie's face that something else was going on. :grineyes:

:lol:

:rotflmao: I would have never suspected Blair....well maybe Bev, but Blair? :crazy:

Czas na Zywiec
06-09-2002, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


:rotflmao: I would have never suspected Blair....well maybe Bev, but Blair? :crazy:

Well some people just have these secret desires that they keep bottled up inside of them until they reach a point where they have to let em out................:rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao:

ks
06-09-2002, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by tootieismyfav


lol it was funny.. heres what happened. Blair's father was indicted (sp?) for tax evasion and there was a headline in the paper about it. Blair read the headline and froze.. Bev didn't know what to do so she hit the paper startled Blair then hugged her.. lol it was hilarious.



JEFF! You have the episode "Where's Poppa?" on tape! That is soooooo not right. I've been searching for that episode forever and all along you've had it. BLAH. You want to post screen caps on your site, write a transcript, or find some other way of allowing me to see my all time favorite episode once again?! My tape fouled up and I haven't seen it in FOREVER. It's the best:D






ks

Kay Scarpetta
06-09-2002, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Well some people just have these secret desires that they keep bottled up inside of them until they reach a point where they have to let em out................:rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao:

:lol: Okkk.......:lol: Ima stop......we're mean...kinda..:lol:

ks
06-09-2002, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


:lol: Okkk.......:lol: Ima stop......we're mean...kinda..:lol:


:lol: You never do know with Beverly Ann though. She was a weird one:rolleyes:








ks

Kay Scarpetta
06-09-2002, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by ks

:lol: You never do know with Beverly Ann though. She was a weird one:rolleyes:


:lol: Yea, she was a bit of a crackpot....

ks
06-09-2002, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


:lol: Yea, she was a bit of a crackpot....


Yeah, and a coo-coo head. She did kinda look like a bird at times with that hair cut:rolleyes:

She had her hilarious moments though;)...or would they be classified as blonde moments?



ks

Mossopp
06-09-2002, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter


Oh my god you can!

:lol: See I didn't even KNOW that!

You are a sad little over-sexed teenaged boy - there is no way you didn't notice that she had her t#ts out in that picture!

vienna waits
06-09-2002, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Mossopp


You are a sad little over-sexed teenaged boy - there is no way you didn't notice that she had her t#ts out in that picture!

yeah really thats what I'm thinking.. you can't miss them! Thats like walking past a topless woman on the streets and saying well I didn't even know she was topless!

vienna waits
06-09-2002, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by ks
She did kinda look like a bird at times with that hair cut:rolleyes:

I thought I was the only one who thought that!!!! She was funny though. I liked her.

Heres a funny quote from, "Boy About The House"

Bev: We have high tea every afternoon, not that we get high of course!

ks
06-09-2002, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by tootieismyfav

Bev: We have high tea every afternoon, not that we get high of course!


:lol: That was a funny episode and quote.

Bev had her moments!







ks

Kay Scarpetta
06-09-2002, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by ks
or would they be classified as blonde moments?


Gray moments. :lol:

ks
06-09-2002, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


Gray moments. :lol:


:lol: I'm sure she used to be a blonde. Perhaps that is what Blair will look like when she reaches 60...?






ks

Sitcomwriter
06-09-2002, 10:47 PM
Natalie Portman day is almost over and I still have 5 more Natalie-packed movies to watch!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Kay Scarpetta
06-09-2002, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by ks
Perhaps that is what Blair will look like when she reaches 60...?


If so, then............





Jesus help us!

ks
06-09-2002, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever


If so, then............





Jesus help us!


:lol: Like two birds in a cage:rolleyes:


Blair would buy a wig or another bucket of bleach or something. If that didn't work she'd dig her own grave because she couldn't bare using her fake, blonde hair....








ks