Sue Ann to Lou: Not tonight Lou, I have a headache! LOL

Sue Ann to Mary: You are such a slut! (LOL)

Lou to Ted: Ted you are a fine generous man and the best newscaster EVER!

Mary: I thought it was hilarious when I laughed at Chuckle's funeral. It lightened the mood considerably. I have no regrets.

Georgette to Phyllis: Go blow it out your ear you pushy Nordic b**ch.

Rhoda: I'm just getting so skinny, Mar'....give me some more chocolate! I need to fatten up.

Sue Ann to Mary: I’m so jealous of you: you’re so much prettier and smarter than I am.

Sue Ann: I wish I was a good cook like Rhoda. But all I know how to make are cheese and crackers.

Sue: I plan to take a vow of chastity during Twin Cities Fleet Week.

Lou: Mary, can you ask Sue Ann if she likes me? She is everything I've ever wanted in a woman. Would she be interested in me?

Sue: I’m going to take a vow of chastity—During FLEET WEEK!

Lou: I LOVE spunk, Mary!

Ted: I’m taking everyone in the newsroom to Minnespolis’s most exclusive restaurant. My treat!

Georgette: Ted is such a baby. What did I ever see in that man?!

Rhoda: Phyllis I think you are charming and generous! Would you like to model at Hemphill?