[At a costume party]
Ned Dorsey: I'm looking for my mother. She said if I get lost I should stand next to the pretty bee.
Girl: Interesting line.
Ned Dorsey: Well, it usually doesn't work. Good thing you're dressed like a bee.

Ned: ""Look, Howard, the hunt for bread October."

Stacey: (sarcastically)"Gee, hiring a gorgeous supermodel to sell trucks to men. You're quite a visionary."

Eric: (to Alexa)"Very nice of you to meet me."

Alexa: "Oh, it feels good to laugh."

Eric: "I would like tom smash in the faces of those people!"

Ned: "She, uh, doesn't get around much."

Eric: (on phone)"I will be home as soon as work permits."

Ned Dorsey: [after his parents and boss catch Stacey naked with her lover] They're fraternal twins reenacting their birth.

Ned:

Eric 'Rico' Moyer:
Uh, Stacey, Ned's got something to tell you.

Stacey Colbert:
What is it?

Ned Dorsey:
Stacey...

Stacey Colbert:
Yes, Ned.

Ned Dorsey:
GET OUT!

Stacey Colbert:
What?

Ned Dorsey:
I mean, I like pie.

Stacey:

Ned Dorsey:
I'm looking for my mother. She said if I get lost I should stand next to the pretty bee.

Girl:
Interesting line.

Ned Dorsey:
Well, it usually doesn't work. Good thing you're dressed like a bee.