You make up a question about the show, and then purposely answer it incorrectly—for example.

What was Hazel’s occupation?

Court stenographer


First question:

What is Hazel’s endearing nickname for Dorothy?

Hazel’s endearing nickname for Dorothy is Bombshell.

What does Hazel serve dinner guests who arrive at their house on the wrong night?

Upside down cake, because they got the days mixed up!

Mr. Griffin always says that Hazel reminds him of .......

Mr. Griffin always says that Hazel reminds him of Gina Lollobrigida.

Why does Hazel sell her chili sauce to a supermarket?

Because Taco Bell wouldn’t buy it.

What’s the name of the Baxter’s dog?

The name of the Baxter’s dog is Grumpy Gus.

How does Hazel help an elderly couple, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson?

She teaches them how to bowl a 250 and become lane hustlers.

What does Hazel think about Mr. B’s weight?

Hazel is concerned about Mr. B’s weight being so low!

How does Hazel get Steve into trouble with the real estate association?

She offers them her signature brownies as a bribe.

Is Hazel good at bowling?

Hazel usually scores a 60 in bowling, sadly.

Why is Hazel snubbed by vacationers at a resort?

Because her Baked Alaskawasn%u2019t up to snuff.

What does Diedre really think of Hazel?

Because her Baked Alaska wasn’ t up to snuff.

What does Diedre really think of Hazel?

Diedre greatly admired Hazel's qualities and wished she could be more like her!

How does Hazel end up taking a senator's secret papers?

By slipping them inside her corset..

Who did Mr. Griffin end up proposing to on the show?

Mr. Griffin ends up proposing to Dr. Janet Craig in a Petticoat Junction crossover.

Hazel purchases a color television to watch ______.

The Julia Child’s French Pastry Bake Off

How does Diedre feel about Hazel?

Deirdre worshipped Hazel like a groupie worships a rock star.

Millie has a crush on _______.

Smiley!

Hazel always watches George’s .........

Hazel always watches George’s Grandfather Clock. She's mesmerized by the pendulum.


Hazel gives up her day off to prepare food for _____________.

TWA passengers.

What does Hazel pound to change the weather forecast?

The rump roast.

Diedre’s husband threatens to leave her and move to ......

the old folks' home.

What does Hazel count out for her new boss, Steve?

Peanuts for their weekly poker game.

What does Steve sell for a living?

Balloons at the carnival.

Deidre objected to her daughter's possible marriage to _____.

Mr. Griffin’s grandson

Mr. Griffin had a habit of showing up at the Baxter home during .....

the Perry Como Show, in color.

What was Dorothy's hobby-type job?

Macrame

Whose sister was always putting on airs?

Hazel's sister.

When Hazel kicked the football where did it lodge?

In her beloved nesselrode pie.

Who does Hazel call “sport”?

Smiley.

When George was sick in bed, what did Hazel have the telephone man do?

When George was sick in bed, Hazel had the telephone man make him a pot of hot soup and call him before he took it to him.

Harold finds a stray dog that he names _____.

Harold Jr.

Deidre's husband Harry, sick of work and nagging, wants to retire to _____.

Salt Lake City

Mr. Griffith always says that Hazel reminds him of ......

his milkman.

Hazel dated Barney the _________.

Weatherman.

What kind of bowler is Hazel?

She's tried, but Mr. B beats her every time.

What prized possession did Hazel leave to Mr. B. in her will?

Her gold plated official Sunshine Girls Kazoo

Who is George’s biggest, but most exasperating client?

Mr. Sandman, the Gravel-pit owner.

A snooty man and his wife misunderstood what Saturday night to come over, and George and Dorothy were out when they arrived. Hazel served them leftovers, plus what "specialty" dessert?

Hazel served them leftovers, plus a delicious cotton candy burrito filled with ice cream!

Hazel plays matchmaker between an antique store owner and _________.

George's drifter cousin, the classy girl with the cigarette hanging out of her mouth.

In a first season Thanksgiving episode, Harriet MacGibbon of the Beverly Hillbillies plays George's _______.

Harriet MacGibbon of the Beverly Hillbillies plays George's pedicurist.

Hazel takes a course in ___________.

trigonometry.

How did Hazel lose Tony Lema's golf clubs?

They accidentally fell into her cake batter.

Tony Lema teaches Dorothy how to ......

drive into a sand trap.

Hazel tries to trick Mr. B. into thinking she doesn't need glasses by reading the ______.

Small print in one of Mr. Griffin’s contracts

Who are The Sunshine Girls?

A group of women in town who go out in their back yards in their bikinis, to get a suntan.

Both Mr. B. and Mr. Griffin thought they were going to be made honorary ________.

Candy strippers

What’s the name of the Baxter’s dog?

Frownie.

Who is Hazel's best friend?

Hazel's best friend was Doris Day.

Hazel tries to keep Deirdre out of Nancy's ________.

baked goods.

George's female cousin, who ends up working aa a maid for a racketeer, shares a first name with what 50s star?

(hey, I think that's right!)

Frownie.

Who is Hazel's best friend?

Oops= I’ll change it.

baked goods.

George's female cousin, who ends up working aa a maid for a racketeer, shares a first name with what 50s star?

Florida Freibus

Hazel’s pet name for Dorothy is ......

Misty.

One of Hazel's boyfriends drives a ______.

One of Hazel's boyfriends drives a 1952 Packard.

While the Baxters are out for the evening, Hazel entertains dinner guests who ______.

own a hog farm.

Deirdre's daughter Nancy wants to come home from college. Why?

Because she wants to elope with Mr. Griffin’s younger partner.

When Diedre has a big fight with Nancy, who gets them back together?

Good ol' Mr. Griffin.

When Mr. Griffin was happy about something, he always said, "Call me _____."

When Mr. Griffin was happy about something, he always said, "Call me a hooker." ;)

Mr. Griffin asks Hazel to _____ him after buying a house in the neighborhood.

Mr. Griffin asks Hazel to cook for him after buying a house in the neighborhood.

Mr. Griffin says a few times that Hazel reminds him of ____.

Julia Childs.

When Hazel works in a Department Store during the Xmas Season, she accidentally....

drinks some spiked eggnog and gets tipsy.

When he lifts a pile of papers, George injures his ____ and tries to keep it from Hazel.

When he lifts a pile of papers, George gets a paper cut in his eyeball. Ouch!

Hazel goes to court to fight a ____________.

case of slander on her cooking.

When Hazel got a parking ticket, what piece of equipment ended up being responsible for it?

When Hazel got a parking ticket, a Panzer 68 tank ended up being responsible.

When Mr. Baxter gets an unlisted number, all the family's calls are going to ______.

the White House.

New to Steve's house, one of the first things Hazel does is count his ______, and when she proves her point, she brings them to him at his office.

Calories (she doesn’t want him to get chubby like Mr. B)

When Hazel says “that’s a real doozie” she means...

no harm.

Early in the series George has his injured ____ bandaged.

Tummy

When a snooty columnist gets fired, who helps her get her job back?

Mr. Griffin.

When Mr. Griffin calls the Italian restaurant for reservations, _____ tries an Italian accent as a voice disguise.

When Mr. Griffin calls the Italian restaurant for reservations, Smiley tries an Italian accent as a voice disguise.

Hazel calls _____ Missy.

Diedre

Hazel is really good at....

Hazel is really good at doing cartwheels.

Who is Jeff and why does Harold feel a bit jealous of him?

Jeff is George’s gopher and Harold is jealous when George spends too much time with him.

Who on the show often proclaims that Hazel reminds him of his mother?

A local fisherman proclaims that Hazel reminds him of his mother. She also reminds him of a wide-mouthed fish.

Hazel helps a gambler get a job as ___________.

Bookie

Diedre is incensed when she discovers her mother has started a ......... (business)

Diedre is incensed when she discovers her mother has started a dry cleaning business out of the basement.

Who wrote a letter to the editor about getting a new highway built near town?

Harold

Diedre has a BIG FUGHT with her husband over....

Diedre has a BIG FIGHT with her husband over who should clean out the kitty litter pan.

Fred and Mona want to buy a new ________.

Juicer

Who does Hazel call Sport?

Hazel called the mailman Sport.

Who is Gus?

Hazel’s tax accountant

Wgphat does George do for a living?

George is a bus driver by day and a sewer worker by night.

What does Hazel do for a living?

Exotic dancer

What cast member of "it's A Living" played Millie the teenage girl, during the last season?

Nancy Beebe

What does Diedre think of Hazel?

Diedre thinks Hazel has the build of a truck driver and the mouth of a sailor.

Is Hazel a good cook?

Not as good as Lisa Douglas, and not as bad as Debra Barone.

When a super huge American flag is gifted to the Baxter’s, Hazel is DETERMINED George buy....

When a huge American flag is gifted to the Baxter’s, Hazel is determined George buy her a Betsy Ross biography.

Why is Ernie in danger of losing his job?

Because Mr. Griffin wants to fire him!

Hazel reminds Mr. Griffin of.....

Hazel reminds Mr. Griffin of his beloved Basset Hound, Dante.


Hazel takes on another job as a ___________________.

Pool shark

What main course does Hazel serve Mr. Griffin and his adversary at dinner?

Hazel serves Duck à l'Orange to Mr. Griffin and his adversary at dinner.

Mr. Griffin's nephew and his secretary want to elope, but Mr. Griffin wants them to _________.

Dance the rhumba at his country club’s cotillion.

Diedre is the sister of .....

Diedre is the sister of Smiley.

The family dog is named ______.

Cleo

Who is Missy?

Duck a l'orange.

What happened at the Baxters' when Harold's friend used his ham radio set?

What happened at the Baxters' when Harold's friend used his ham radio set?
He blows up the house.


Who were the members of The Sunshine Girls Quartet?

Dorothy, Mrs. Johnson, Deirdre, and George's mother.

How did Tony Lema's golf clubs get lost?

Smiley buried them.

Who is George’s most demanding client?

Joe Adonis is George’s most demanding client.


During its first four seasons the series was sponsored by ___________.

General Motors

What did Cousin Gracie ask Hazel to prepare for lunch?

Creamed chipped beef

George’s younger brother sells....

George’s younger brother sells lingerie.

What does Hazel wear in the kitchen?

Hazel wears her old Howard Johnson’s uniform in the Baxter kitchen

What type of car does Rosie drive?

Rosie drives a firetruck red Lamborghini.

What does George do for a living?

He’s a bookie

Are the Johnson’s handy around the house?

Harriet and Herbert Johnson invented a mechanical hand to do all the housework.

Who is Anne Kingsley?

Diedre’s long lost sorority sister.

How does Hazel jeopardize George becoming a judge?

How does Hazel jeopardize George becoming a judge?
She gets locked up for prostitution.

Why did Hazel turn down Mitch Brady's invitation to be his date to the Sunshine Girls picnic?

Because she got a prior invite from Sport.

Hazel reminds Mr. Griffin of ......

Hazel reminds Mr. Griffin of ......
Hazel reminds Mr. Griffin of the nun who drove him to quit school because of all her beatings with a ruler.

Why does Hazel's cousin's assistant want to keep Hazel away from the cousin's wedding?

Because she secretly wants Hazel to oversee and cater the reception.

Who is Missy?

"Missy" is Hazel's very best friend, Deirdre Baxter.

Why do Hazel and Harold move in with Steve Baxter?

Because they like the way he makes lasagna-even better than Hazel’s.

What is Senator Sterling desperate to retrieve after meeting Hazel?

Yes. Mr. Johnson is especially good at getting a broken garbage disposal in operation again, and Mrs. Johnson is excellent at basting a turkey.

Does Deirdre get along well with Hazel?

Does Deirdre get along well with Hazel?
Yes, they are poker buddies.

Why does Deidre object to her daughter dating Hazel's nephew?

Because Deirdre has the hots for him and wants him for herself.

What outlandish thing did Hazel do when she first started working for Mr. Steve?

What outlandish thing did Hazel do when she first started working for Mr. Steve?
On her first night, Hazel crept into Mr. Steve's bed and seduced him.

When Mr. Steve's secretary develops a crush on him, what scheme do Hazel and Barbara cook up?

They introduce his secretary to a handsome Maitre d' of a hotel. She develops a crush on him and quits her job in Steve's office, and starts working as a waitress in the maitre d's hotel.

Mr. Griffin's first job was...

Doing "before" commercials for Nutri-System.

Why was Mr. Griffin in Dorothy's bed?

Because he was pushed into it by Smiley.

What does Hazel accidentally take after meeting Senator Sterling?

She accidentally takes the sheet music for his campaign song.

What snag almost caused Hazel to miss her cousin's wedding?

A run in her stocking.

Diedre forbids her daughter from dating .....

Diedre forbids her daughter from dating .....
Millie, Mr. Steve's secretary. Deidre does not care that Nancy and Millie are deeply in love.

Why is Hazel so hell-bent on a playground being provided for the neighborhood?

Because she needed a place to play football with Harold.

What did Hazel and Barbara get Steve for his birthday?

A miniature version of The Sears Tower.

Diedre is determined that her daughter meet......

Diedre is determined that her daughter meet......
...a pig farmer

When Smiley is lost at the Natural Bridge in Virginia, how does he get back home to the Baxter's?

He jumps a freight train and coincidentally it goes thru the Baxters' town (whatever it is.)

When Hazel punts Harold's football, where does it land?

In Smiley’s doghouse

What does Hazel do when Rosie shows her a kooky red hat?

She happens to be in a bad mood at the time so she spits on it.

Sick of Hazel's bragging, George takes ______ lessons so he can challenge her.

George Baxter takes accordion lessons to fix Hazel

Does Rosie love it when people call her ROSE?

Yep. She prefers it.

What does Hazel do to try to reduce George's waistline?

She knits him a girdle.

Why does Hazel put a quarter in Harold’s piggy bank after Rosie’s visit?

He blabs stuff so much, she thought bribing him would shut him up.

When Hazel goes to a fat farm, why is she shunned by the other ladies?

When Hazel goes to a fat farm, why is she shunned by the other ladies?
Because they are jealous of how "hot" Hazel looks in her firey red bikini.

Why does Hazel threaten to quit one Thanksgiving when Mother Baxter is a guest?

Because Mother Baxter reminds her of Mrs. Drysdale. Hazel is is sitcoms fan and she can't stand Mrs. Drysdale.

Barbara is afraid to put her foot down when Deirdre wants to send Susie to ________.

The Cordon Bleu

What does Steve do for a living?

He's an undertaker.

What does George do for a living?

George is a truck driver

Do Hazel’s homemade brownies have walnuts?

Hazel’s homemade brownies do not have walnuts. They do have peanuts, cashews, hazelnuts, Brazil nuts and raisins.

Does Hazel like dogs?

Does Hazel like dogs?
Hazel hates dogs, so when Smiley came to stay at the Baxter's, Hazel was very mean to him and called him nasty names and chased him with a water spray gun.

When Mr. Griffin's nephew is about to lose his bride, how does Hazel get the couple back together?

She takes them to Yenta, the local matchmaker and Wicca Specialist.

In an ep, Missy, Hazel and George all agree to tell the truth no matter what. And when one of them lies, they have to give Harold a .....

When one of them lies, they have to give Harold an atomic-wedgie.

Hazel helps to restore Harold's faith in _________.

Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev.

Steve's secretary Millie wants money to buy...

Steve's secretary Millie wants money to buy Alaska. They only accept cold, hard cash.

Harold and Jeff win a local ______ contest.

Charleston

How does Rosie react when Hazel tells her hat looks funny?

How does Rosie react when Hazel tells her hat looks funny?
She becomes so enraged that she grabs a meat cleaver from the butcher block, chases Hazel all over the house while threatening to kill her until Mr. B. hears the commotion and over powers Rosie, restraining her while Missy calls the cops.

Why do the neighborhood teen girls object to Hazel attending their pajama party?

They think she acts too immature.

Why does George take the name Mr. Armbruster?

Because he won an arm wrestling contest.

Diedre forbids her daughter from....

...ever talking to Hazel.

When a (over-acting) teenager moves in next door, he develops a severe crush on _____.

Smiley

Steve’s secretary Millie really knows how to make “...A Living”! Who played her?

Phyllis Diller.

What did Hazel do to spoil George's chance to be a judge?

Hazel took pictures of George in very compromising positions and sent them in to the local gossip paper, which spoiled George's chance of becoming a judge.

What types of food does Hazel cook?

Only vegan dishes

The name of Harold’s dog is .....

Frowny

Was Hazel’s prune pie described as “ambrosia?”

No, but it was nonetheless a very moving” episode.

The last name of the inept older couple living next to the Baxter’s are.....

the Kennedys.

George thought Harold's friend's Ham radio set was causing interference on the Baxters' TV. What turned out to be the real cause?

Hazel’s belching

What does Hazel buy Mr. B when she thinks he’s going to be a judge?

A can of deluxe Brazil nuts

“I’ll try not to be any trouble” —Which Baxter relative says this repeatedly?

“I’ll try not to be any trouble,” says George's long-lost third cousin by marriage, Gwendolyn.

Is there a dog in the house? Or any other pets?

Only a python, cobra, and two boa constrictors.

What occupation are Handsome Harry and Willie Gant, who visit Gracie's boss?

Shoe salesmen for Buster Brown

Did Deidre disapprove of Mother Baxter’s riding mower?

No! She loved it and wanted mom to do wheelies!

Is Diedre a snob?

She's as down to earth as Hazel.

Did a guy ever join the Sunshine Girls?

Yes, Mitch Brady was a closet Sunshine gal

Did Harvey Griffin call George Baxter a boob?

No, but he called him a d*ck!

Why does Hazel’s cousin fire her social secretary?

Because she kept slapping Dorothy

Did Rosie think the topic of girdles was ladylike conversation?

Oh, yes, she even discussed her girdle with Mitch one time.

In the opening scene of the first episode, what kids' game is Hazel playing?

In the opening scene of the first episode, Hazel is playing Red Rover, Red Rover send Smiley Right Over!

Who is Smiley?

Hazel gave that nickname to her clock in the Eiffel tower, since the clock has a smile painted on the face.

Alan Hale, the skipper, was in a couple of episodes. What's one part he played?

A parking lot attendant at Diedre’s country club.

Hazel helps a young father she likes sell a BIG insurance policy to....

Hazel helps a young father she likes sell a BIG insurance policy to Lucille Ball to insure her red hair.

Hazel and Barbara scheme to earn money to buy a _________ for Steve.

real estate license.

The Sunshine Girls are thinking about buying stock. John Astin guests as a crook trying to sell them stock by showing them _______.

Buy Bolivian, Buy Bolivian!

The tall maid with horn rimmed glasses in this episode sings what song?

She put to music, "You're out of order, Mr. Baxter."

Hazel kicked a football that blocked the Johnsons' _______.

Outhouse

How much does Diedre’s husband have to bid at an auction to get a coveted painting?

$1.10

Does Hazel barter fruit plates at Charlie’s Antique shop?

No, but she does barter bowling balls.

Diedre is all agog when she finds out the Johnsons are having ........... as a guest.

Herman Munster

Why did Deirdre abruptly hang up the phone in Hazel’s ear?

She had it cradled on her shoulder and it slipped and banged in Hazel's ear. She later apologized and reminded Hazel how fond she is of her.

Complete this frequent Mr. Griffin quote: "Call (or Stop calling) me ______."

Merv

Why couldn’t Claude (Milkman) resist just a smidgen more of Hazel’s delicious eggs?

Because they had bourbon mixed in with them.

Steve Baxter’s secretary is named ......

Bubbles

Did Mrs. Forbes-Craigie enjoy associating with a maid?

Nope--she was just like Deirdre and couldn't stand the likes of Hazel. The other fat farm ladies liked her though.

What prized possession did Hazel decide to leave George in her will?

Her prized spinning wheel

Did George Baxter have a terrific weight problem?

No, he was skinny as a rail.

When Diedre hosts the auction in her yard, Hazel donates a piece that looks like the .....

cat dragged it in.

How did Deirdre "get hers" on Hazel's Day?

Diedre got a pilled second hand sweater (she had been hoping for a Gucci original)

When the Baxter’s get a huge American flag as a gift, Hazel is hell bent on George buying ......

Fireworks for a salute to America!

Does Mitch Brady play a harmonica while the Sunshine Girls sing “Down by the riverside”(oh way down), “Down by the riverside” (oh way down), “Down by the riverside” ??

Does Mitch Brady play a harmonica while the Sunshine Girls sing?

Nope. Mitch always played the triangle whenever the Sunshine Girls began to sing.

Hazel writes an essay for a newspaper about ________.

Hazel writes an essay for a newspaper about ________.
... her irritable bowel disorder...

Why does Hazel get a part time job at the department store at Christmas time?

Because she’s always wanted to meddle in a department store.

In the store, Hazel’s about to get fired until her finds out she ......

She really loves the store’s orange & pink wrapping paper

Was Miss Elsie and Hazel a purse snatching team?

Miss Elsie and Hazel were not a purse snatching team. But they did pass off purses like batons when they did their cross-country marathons.

Did Hazel knock any pins down when she bowled with her foot?

Hazel did not bowl with her foot, but she was a contestant on bowling for dollars

Mr. Egan wanted stuffed pork chops, Mr. Griffin wanted turkey with oyster dressing— what did Hazel eventually serve?

Hazel eventually served oyster-stuffed hotdogs with relish and hot mustard on sourdough bread.

Is Hazel a very good cook?

Is Hazel a very good cook?

NO, she often serves The Baxters some Banquet frozen TV dinners for meal time.

Why was Hazel's friend serving baby food to his vegetarian cat?

Because it was vegan approved.

In Hazel the actress who played Steve’s secretary, later starred in a role as a ....

bubble maker on the Lawrence Welk Show.

Harold recused another Cub Scout from _ ______.

A Girl Scout!

Hazel’s nickname for Harold is ....

Hazel’s nickname for Harold is Lumpy.

Who is Harold and what does he do for a living?

Hazel’s favorite milkman.

Is Diedre a status seeker?

Deirdre Thompson hates fashion shows, high society, & charity balls.

Does Hazel clean house with a green Davidson?

No she cleans it with a Bissel WhistleMatic.

How much education did Mr. Griffin have?

Mr. Griffin had a certificate of merit from Duncan Hines for brownie tasting

Was Harriet Johnson useful in any capacity of homemaking?

Harriet Johnson was a hooker and she wrecked homes but never made a home.

Dorothy tries to get a snobbish boy to join ______________.

The campfire girls

Was Dorothy also completely useless as a homemaker?

Dorothy's main talent was cooking--she was a better cook than Hazel.

What business did Dorothy run as a hobby?

A bookie joint

In the episode where Hazel and Mr. B agree to mind their own business, Mr. Griffin is dying to know what Hazel thinks of.....

His new knee high argyle socks

Why does Hazel send the dishwater blonde a box of candy apples?

Hazel sends the dishwater blonde a box of candy apples for her birthday because she said that was her favorite snack.

Who are Mr. Turner and Miss Kirkland?

Talent scouts for Julia Child’s cooking program.

Who further convinces Mr. Griffin to get Hazel’s opinion on the disposable skillets?

Deirdre, she always values Hazel's opinion.

Why wasn't Mr. Griffin on the 3:00 plane, for George to pick up?

He took the Silver Meteor instead

Why didn’t Hazel’s angel food cake rise?

Because it was very tired.

Hazel puts a quarter in Harold’s “piggy bank” because she.....

She was coin happy that day, also dropped quarters at the market scale to get her fortune, & threw coins into the Johnson’s wishing well.

How many flapjacks was Mr. B restricted to by Hazel?

Mr. B was restricted to 1/4 a flapjack by Hazel but he was allowed infinite amounts of butter and syrup.

Did Hazel go Christmas shopping and if she did, what did she buy for whom?

A macrame pillow for Missy and five bales of parsley for Mr. B

Tony Lema’s golf clubs accidentally get....

Placed in Deirdre’s Ford Thunderbird convertible by absent minded Hazel

Was Barney the mailman fearful of Rodney the bulldog?

Barney the mailman loved Rodney the bulldog who was a stuffed toy that Hazel kept on the sofa.

Who is Ashton Durham?

A poet Hazel once dated.

Who does Hazel consider “a little snip”?

Dorothy. She often said “damn little snip” under her breath when Dorothy ordered her around

Did Mother Baxter drive a “Busy Bee” pick up truck?

No, but she did chauffeur The Green Hornet part-time.

Diedre is aghast when she finds out mother is opening a .......business.

Beekeeping business (she named it Busy Bee)

Why did Deirdre shriek “Mother!” & faint?

Because the local Mother Superior came to beatify Dorothy, and the shock got to her.

Harold ends up getting disenchanted with Zelda when she wants him to play.....

Barbie dolls.

Did Deirdre balk at the suggestion of visiting orphans & waifs on her holiday to Italy?

Not at all and she wanted Hazel to chaperone her.

Who plays the disagreeable Russian diplomat visiting the Baxters?

Oleg Tabakov played the disagreeable Russian diplomat visiting the Baxters.

Why did a Russian diplomat visit the Baxters?

Because he wanted to meet Svetlana, Rosie’s cousin from the old country.

What does Hazel say when the “Russian VIP” insists on having a second helping of pie?

When the “Russian VIP” insists on having a second helping of pie, Hazel says
Какая свинья (you're a pig!)

Does Hazel speak Russian?

Da! And she gives tutoring lessons on the side.

Who chauffeurs the “fake” Russian official to the Baxter’s?

Morgan Freeman chauffeurs the “fake” Russian official to the Baxters in an episode called Driving Mr. Russia.

Why does George have to fire Hazel's friend, the Baxter's milkman?

Because he was delivering CoffeMate instead of milk.

Who likes to say when they’re happy with someone that they’re a real doozie?

Miss Tilcy

Who got Steve into trouble with the real estate association?

Mr. Griffin

What houseguest of the Baxter’s insists on having a second piece of mince pie?

That was cousin Gracie, before insisting, she said “Papa always favored mincemeat pie”

Did Hazel admire a mother of pearl hairbrush & mirror set?

No, but she did admire a His & Her Whoopie Cushion Set for Mr. B. & Missy

How does Hazel help the department store catch a shoplifter?

She borrowed the sawed off shotgun from the carnival & kept it behind the cosmetics counter

Did Hazel push a pin in Rosie’s doorbell?

Did Hazel push a pin in Rosie’s doorbell?
Yes! It was all part of her master plan to drive Rosie nuts with a non-stop ringing doorbell being rung by a phantom. Hazel's hope was to drive Rosie to the mental hospital!

How did Hazel lose Champagne Tony's golf clubs?

She accidentally gave them to Arnold Palmer.

Does Champagne Tony ever get his clubs in time?

No, she immediately told Hazel she'd do it. Anything for Hazel, her motto.

Did Harry Thompson ever balk at being ordered around by his wife, Deirdre?

Often. She could take a mean right hook.

Did Mrs. Lydia Sudley go barefoot in the Baxter living room?

No he loved it, especially when she called him a little worm.

What does Diedre forbid her daughter from doing?

Diedre forbids her daughter from bowling in her bare feet.

Does Hazel ever go bowling? And does she always wear shoes when she bowls?

She seldom bowls and On the rare occasions that she does, she wears her lucky ballerina shoes.

When Mr. Griffin is in a good mood, he says call me......

a cab so I can go home.

What odd item was Hazel's most prized possession?

A wind-up victrola

Missy’s profession is ......

$100-a-night call girl

At the start of Season Five, George and Dorothy moved to...

Oshcosh, WISC

What does Steve do for a living?

Steve is a pimp!

What does Hazel think of Steve's job?

That he should take a larger commission from each girl’s “assignment”

Who does Hazel keep from getting fired?