Mortician Addams
Loves to speak French to Gomez
It drives him quite wild!

Gomez really loves
Wrecking his trains with Pugsley
Father-son bonding!

Morticia really loves
Feeding Cleopatra food
Slurp slurp slurp slurp! Urp!

Lurch is the”butler”
He plays a mean harpsichord
Often says “You rang”

When Morticia speaks
French, she drives husband Gomez
Wild with hot passion

Kitty Cat is a
Lion! And I’m not lyin’!
What a CRAZY house!

Poor Morticia hates
Rose flower petals and pulls
Them off. Thorns only please!