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Joe: "I'm gettin' my inches back. All of them." (He exits.)
Mel: "We were talking about television."

Theo Morton: "Wow. What a beautiful picture."

Joey Longo:
[at a Halloween costume party, sees someone dressed as a witch] A teenage witch. That's cute. You should have done something like that.

Melissa Burke:
Oh, been there, done that.

Joe: (to Mel)"What are you tryin' to be, a hero?"

Ryder: "He's the tool that the other tools make fun of."

Mel: "What kind of educator is that?"
Ryder: "The tool kind."

Mel and Joe:

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