1st line 5 syllables, 2nd 7, 3rd 5

I’ll start

Lucy is a crazy
Redhead: she drives Ricky nuts
With wacky ideas

Fred is a cheapskate.

It's upsetting to Ethel.

But she sucks it up.

And.....

Fred is a miser
Pinches pennies like crazy
A real tightwad!

Is her hair color
Natural red or from a
Bottle of henna?

Lucy wants to break
Into Ricky’s nightclub act
But...she lacks talent!

Down to Florida
Watercress sandwiches - YUM!
Is she a killer?!

Ethel can really
Pack it away. She ate a
Lot of cheese on plane!

This IS a baby!
A cheese hunk on an airplane!?
Do I LOOK crazy?

Fred never spends money
His wallet has moths in it
What a big tightwad!

Wants to be a star
Needs to get in Ricky's show
But she kind of stinks.

Fred never spends a
Dime. His wallet has moth balls
It’s never open.

Fred is a tightwad.
'Honeybunch, here's a twenty'
Never heard from him!

Ricky’s really mad
Lucy snuck into the act
And made a huge mess!

That salad dressing
Made to look good on TV
Cost them a fortune.

Lucy’s commercial
Got the poor dear bombed on booze
It tasted like candy!

California trip:
They got served rubbery cheese,
Not a healthy meal.

Lucy will never
Tell her age to nosy “friend”
And snoop Carolyn

Bandleader husband
He is Ricky Ricardo
Married to Lucy

Ethel Mertz is Best
Friend to Lucy Ricardo
Also owns the building

Lucy does an ad
Vitameatavegamin
Lucy the pitch girl

Lucy gets quite drunk
From elixir laced with lots
Of hard alcohol

Traveling by car
California Here We Come!
The gang all did sing

Lucy’s Mom always
Calls Ricky Mickey and she
Seems to be Ditzy!

Those cheese sandwiches
Were so rubbery like glue
Would be hard to chew!

Lucy wants to be
In showbiz. Sadly she has
No talent at all

She's Ethel Potter.

She hails from Albuquerque.

No one forgot her.

Ethel can really
Eat a lot. Watch her polish
Off a huge Swiss cheese

Lucy Ricardo has
Zero talent but wants to
Be in Ricky’s act

Fred is a cheapskate.
Ethel gets so frustrated
When she goes shopping.

Lucy isn’t really
A redhead. But she is just
“Dying” to be one!


LOL

Lucy’s putty nose
Catches on fire while hiding
From William Holden

The gang hits the road
California here they come
What a fun trip

Lucy and Ethel
Switch jobs with Ricky and Fred
Boy what a big mess!

A dinner and show
The Ricardos and Mertzes
Go out on the town

Lucy does a TV
Gig: chugging nasty tonic
Loaded with much booze!

Chairs in the kitchen
Lucy wants new furniture
She hid the old ones

Lucy buys a side
Of Beef. How will she get rid
Of it? Tries to sell.

A compulsive thief
Ricky thinks Lucy became.
Stuff in the closet

Lucy plays a bad
Rendition of Glow Worm, yet
Wants spot with Ricky

On the flight back home
Is it a baby or cheese
Lucy is holding?

Lucy and Ethel
Disguise huge cheese as baby
Boy it fails: BIG TIME!

Lucy and Ethel
Winning at the casino
In Monte Carlo

Lucy stomping grapes
In Italy. Her feet are
Quite bare and purple

Lucy was pregnant
With Lucie Arnaz when she
Did film the pilot

Lucy and Ethel
Get into lots of crazy
Schemes. They’re funny too.

Viv V. and Bill
Frawley hated each other
In real life, sadly.

Mrs. Porter eats
Lucy out of house and home
Ate more than Ethel!

Pavo para hoy?
Si, dice Ricky. Lucy
Cook the bird up please!

Lucy comes up with
Lots of crazy schemes, often
They really backfire.