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AB
12-14-2018, 04:36 PM
Post quotes from Cartoons or Animated TV shows & movies.

Looney Tunes

AB
12-14-2018, 04:38 PM
Toy Story

Edison
12-14-2018, 11:59 PM
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Well, I'm gettin' close.

Edison
12-15-2018, 01:51 AM
Daffy Duck: You're despicable!

Edison
12-16-2018, 07:53 PM
Animaniacs

AB
12-17-2018, 04:35 PM
Looney Tunes

AB
12-18-2018, 04:37 PM
Looney Tunes

Duck season!
Rabbit season!

MA
12-18-2018, 04:54 PM
Toy Story 2:

[last spoken lines]

Buzz Lightyear: You still worried?

Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.

Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.

Woody: Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.

Torgo
12-18-2018, 07:57 PM
Duckman

Duckman: Comedy should provoke! It should blast through prejudices, challenge preconceptions! Comedy should always leave you different than when it found you. Sure, humor can hurt, even alienate, but the risk is better than the alternative: a steady diet of innocuous, child-proof, flavorless mush! Demand to be challenged, to be offended, to be treated like thinking, reasoning adults. And raise your children to be the same. Don't let a comedian, a network, a Congressional committee, or an evil genius take away your freedom to laugh at whatever you want.

MA
12-18-2018, 08:05 PM
Duck Dodgers

"Happy Cat: HA HA HA! Happy Cat say nap-time is over! Wake up! You sleep too much!
[Dodgers presses the snooze button]
Happy Cat: HA HA HA! My snooze button is broken!
Duck Dodgers: That's not all that's broken if you don't shut up!
Happy Cat: HA HA HA! Very funny, lazy duck! But you can never defeat me! NEVER!"

AB
12-19-2018, 07:10 PM
Looney Tunes - Daffy Duck

MA
12-19-2018, 09:26 PM
Bebe's Kids

Dorothea: No wonder we're not gettin' anywhere! Get some of this food off the boat!

Vivian: But I need it to live!

Edison
12-20-2018, 01:06 AM
Final Space

Mooncake: Chookity.

MA
12-20-2018, 07:33 AM
Steven Universe

Pearl: Calm down, Steven. Breathe, don't force it.

Edison
12-20-2018, 03:38 PM
Linus Van Pelt: I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.

MA
12-20-2018, 03:46 PM
Adventure Time

Pen: Jake! Jake! Good mornin'! Whatcha doin', buddy?
Jake: Meditating.
Pen: What are you meditating about, dude?
Jake: Wait, dude. I'm connecting to the internet with my mind.
[Dial-up connection sound]
Pen: Ha ha! Beep boop boop boop beep boop.
[Jake descends to the ground.]
Jake: Check it out—I downloaded a little dance. [Begins to dance]
Pen: Huh, I like it. Yeeoow! [Starts to dance, too]

Edison
12-21-2018, 03:19 PM
Futurama

Bender:

Edison
12-22-2018, 01:48 AM
Homer Simpson:

MA
12-22-2018, 03:59 PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Frank Spankenheimer: Here it is, the last of Grandma's fruitcakes.

Jake's Mother: Is it still good? Did she use preservatives?

Frank Spankenheimer: Preservatives? It's a fruitcake.

[bounces the fruitcake]

AMackII
12-29-2018, 10:17 PM
Good Grief - Charlie Brown(Peanuts)

Edison
12-30-2018, 02:37 AM
“Ehhh, so long screwy, see ya in St. Louie” says

p.s. Also at the end of every Svengoolie.

MA
12-30-2018, 08:05 AM
Looney Tunes

You're deth-picable! - Daffy Duck

AMackII
12-31-2018, 03:36 PM
"Why You Little!" - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

MA
12-31-2018, 04:06 PM
Family Guy

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Lois, this is not my Batman glass. - Peter Griffin

AMackII
01-05-2019, 04:40 AM
Alvin!!! - Dave Seville, Alvin & The Chipmunks

MA
01-05-2019, 08:13 AM
Elmer Fudd

My name is Elmer J. Fudd. Miwwionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

Ohio8
01-08-2019, 07:46 PM
Butt-head: "'...I'm a slut, and my son's a dumbass. Next Montell.'"

Ohio8
01-08-2019, 07:49 PM
Butt-head: (to Beavis)"Shut up or I'll kick your ass."

MA
01-08-2019, 07:50 PM
“Hey Butt-head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?”- Beavis

Ohio8
01-08-2019, 07:50 PM
South Park:
Stan: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastards!"

MA
01-08-2019, 07:51 PM
South Park

Stan: What's gonna be for lunch today Chef?
Chef: Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green bean casserole, or vegetable medley.

Ohio8
01-11-2019, 07:33 PM
Beavis: "Fire! Fire!! Fire!!!"

Ohio8
01-11-2019, 07:34 PM
Butt-head: "She wants to be an actress."
Beavis: "Yeah, I got a part for her."

MA
01-11-2019, 07:49 PM
“Settle down Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.” – Butthead

Ohio8
01-11-2019, 09:16 PM
Beavis: "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!"

MA
01-11-2019, 09:26 PM
Daria: These are really good. I didn't know you study life drawings
Jane: Yeah, last summer.

Ohio8
01-26-2019, 11:53 PM
Daffy Duck: "Yeah. Cute like a stomach pump."

MA
01-27-2019, 09:12 PM
Batman Beyond

Batman: (after Mad Stan throws him into a wall and he lands on his back on the ground) For this, I'm missing a date?
Dana Tan: Adios, Ratboy.
Batman: Big rodent problem.
Batman: Let's blow this mouse house.

Edison
01-28-2019, 01:50 AM
One Froggy Evening

MA
01-28-2019, 06:15 AM
Batman: The Animated Series

Batman: Last time we met, you tried to throw me off a building.

The Joker: I did?

[laughs]

The Joker: That was so long ago!

Batman: That was last month.

MA
04-12-2019, 06:12 AM
Alvin and the Chipmunks

Alvin: There's got to be something interesting.
Theodore: We could share my apple.
Simon: Too common, Theodore.
Theodore: Oh well, In that case... [He bites the apple]
Dave: Boys, Time for leave for school!
Alvin: There's nothing for show and tell.

AB
04-12-2019, 06:49 PM
The Jetsons

Mr. Spacely: "JETSON. YOU'RE FIRED."

MA
04-15-2019, 03:24 PM
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends

Rocky: Well, they don't call him Wrongway Peachfuzz for nothing!
Bullwinkle: You mean they gotta pay?

Edison
04-23-2019, 02:21 PM
Rocky: Bullwinkle, this ship is covered in rubies and look what's written on the side - Omar Khayyam. Bullwinkle, do you know what this is?
Bullwinkle: Well, if you're waiting on me to say it, I won't.
Antique Dealer: Me neither.
Rocky: Okay, then this must be... "The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam".
Bullwinkle, Antique Dealer: OOOOH!

MA
04-23-2019, 03:12 PM
If you scrub with 'Sudsy-Wudsy', you'll wash away the Mudsy-Mudsies...
— Barney Rubble

MA
04-28-2019, 06:14 AM
The Jetsons

George Jetson: It'll be easy. I'll just tell Mr. Spacely I'm very sorry and that I'll never call him names again.

MA
07-03-2019, 03:28 PM
"Ah! What a fine day for science!" ― Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)

Edison
07-18-2019, 01:52 AM
Final Space

Tribore: I know, it doesn't make any sense, I wish there were sense. Where did all the sense go?

MA
07-18-2019, 05:38 AM
Futurama

Fry: It's up to you to make your own decisions in life. That's what separates people and robots from animals... and animal robots.

Ohio8
09-04-2019, 07:16 PM
Daffy Duck: "I'm not just a pretty face, you know."

MA
09-28-2019, 08:14 AM
Wile E. Coyote

"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Wile E. Coyote, Genius."

Ohio8
01-10-2020, 05:57 PM
Porky Pig: "There ought to be a law against crazy ducks."

Daffy Duck: "A friend in need is a friend you need."

Ohio8
01-10-2020, 06:08 PM
Wiley E. Coyote: "Well, even a genius can have an off day."

Bugs Bunny: "Well, one thing's for sure. We're the first country to put a coyote into orbit."

MA
01-10-2020, 06:25 PM
Yosemite Sam

"When I say whoa, I mean whoa!"

MA
04-28-2020, 06:25 AM
Porky Pig:

"Y-y-you can't fool me. I have a high I.Q."

MA
04-29-2020, 05:36 AM
Hank: [Presses his tongs into the steak cooking on the grill] Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare.

Bobby: What if somebody wants theirs well-done?

Hank: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.

— Hank Hill

Ohio8
07-18-2020, 02:33 PM
Beavis: "See, they used to have cool cartoons. Cartoons now just suck."

Ohio8
07-18-2020, 02:35 PM
(Repeated line):
Homer Simpson: "D'oh!"

MA
07-19-2020, 05:57 AM
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Ohio8
08-03-2020, 05:22 PM
American Dad!/Stan: "This whole house is a dead zone."

MA
08-04-2020, 07:38 AM
The Simpsons:

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AB
08-04-2020, 05:20 PM
Yosemite Sam:

MA
08-05-2020, 07:22 AM
SpongeBob SquarePants:

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AB
08-09-2020, 05:19 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog

Eustace:

MA
08-11-2020, 06:05 AM
Courage The Cowardly Dog

"Courage, you know I can't hear without my glasses"- Muriel Bagge

Ohio8
11-07-2020, 03:31 PM
South Park/Kyle: "Thou bastards."

MA
11-07-2020, 03:33 PM
There are millions of possibilities for the future! But it's up to you to choose which becomes reality. -Garnet.

AB
11-28-2020, 06:32 PM
The Scooby Doo Show

Scooby & Shaggy:

MA
12-16-2020, 12:41 PM
As Told By Ginger

Carl Foutley:
Mom, where's the super strength masking tape?

Lois Foutley:
In the crisper, where you left it.

MA
04-24-2021, 05:38 PM
King Of The Hill

Dale Gribble: “Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you.”

Ohio8
06-11-2021, 11:37 PM
Butt-head: "I'll get a tattoo of a butt."
Beavis: "I'll get a tattoo of a butt, on my butt."

Butt-head: "Butt tattoos are cool."
Beavis: "Yeah. Butt tattoos kick ass."

MA
06-12-2021, 06:48 AM
Steven Universe

Steven: I do have a job! I protect humanity from magic and monsters and stuff!

Ohio8
10-12-2021, 07:42 PM
Butt-head: "Beavis, you wuss. You hardly made a dent."

St. Peter: "Welcome to Heaven, Beavis."

Butt-head: "Beavis is not dog food. He's worm food."

St. Peter: "We see everything."

MA
10-15-2021, 08:13 AM
King Of The Hill

“They weren’t dancing like you and I used to, Peggy. They were enjoying it.”. — Hank Hill

stevea
10-16-2021, 03:20 PM
Goofy Gopher, to dog burying bone: Pardon me, but is it necessary that you bury that femur right here?

MA
10-21-2021, 03:05 PM
Speedy Gonzalez: ĦAndale! ĦAndale! ĦArriba! ĦArriba!

Ohio8
10-05-2022, 07:28 PM
Beavis: "Damn it, Butt-head, why do you always have to tear down everything good in my life?!"
Butt-head: "Because your life sucks, Beavis. Your life sucks and nobody likes you."
Beavis: "Really? I don't really give a crap."
Butt-head: "You don't have any friends."

Ohio8
10-05-2022, 07:29 PM
Beavis: (to Butt-head)"Shut up, fartknocker."

MA
10-10-2022, 08:12 AM
Bob's Burgers

"Say goodbye to the trucks, kids, because tomorrow we are taking back the street." - Bob Belcher

howilu
10-11-2022, 10:19 AM
Here's one from Quick Draw McGraw. "I'll do the thinnin' around here and don't you forget it!"

MA
10-28-2022, 08:54 AM
It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Linus: "On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises from his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys to all the children."

Ohio8
10-29-2022, 04:52 PM
Family Guy

Joe: "Peter, we've had complaints from all over town. You're gonna have to stop with the kicking."
Peter: "Oh, yeah? I think my scary, otherwordly, shadowy spirit friends might have somethin' to say about that."

Ohio8
10-29-2022, 04:56 PM
Family Guy

Joe: "Peter, we've had complaints from all over town. You're gonna have to stop with the kicking."
Peter: "Oh, yeah? I think my scary, otherwordly, shadowy spirit friends might have somethin' to say about that."

MA
11-04-2022, 08:11 AM
American Dad!

“Hmm... 'Boil water.' What am I, a chemist?”
— Stan Smith

stevea
01-09-2023, 03:55 PM
Doctor (to Bugs): Stick out your tongue and we'll see if it's coated.

(Bugs complies, and reveals a jacket wrapped around it.)

Ohio8
01-16-2023, 05:46 PM
Bugs Bunny: "Ain't I a stinker?"

stevea
01-16-2023, 06:12 PM
Bugs (many times): Of course you realize this means war!

MA
03-30-2024, 10:12 AM
The Simpsons

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand" - Homer Simpson