Zoey: People with cute nicknames should be used for food.

Maryann: I just realized, Cybill, it's the end of an era. After I'm married, I'll be hanging up my stalking shoes, for good. Do you know what that means?

Cybill: You'll have Wednesday and Friday nights free.

Maryann: No. Well... yes, but it also means this is my last chance to commit a senseless act of revenge against Dr. Dick.

Maryann Thorpe: My mouth feels like I just swallowed sheep.

Maryann:

[last lines]

Cybill Sheridan:
That's not good.