Hannibal: I love it when a plan comes together!

Hannibal: "I hate it when a plan falls apart."

[Murdoch is looking sad]

Hannibal: What's the matter, Captain?

Murdock: Something horrible.

Face: What's the matter? Billy get hit by a car.

Murdock: WORSE.

[gives Hannibal his hospital release]

Murdock: I've been thrown out. Cast out...

Hannibal: You've been found sane?

Murdock: You got it.

B.A.: "You either talk... or you hurt."

B.A. Baracus: We vote because I say we vote!

(First lines of the series.)
Man: "Give me Al Massey! Give him to me, now!"

(opening narration.)

Narrator: "Ten years ago a crack comando unit was sent to a prison for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

Hannibal: "Now, that's the kind of service, you don't get on coach."

Mrs. Baracus: "He doesn't look like a crazy man."

B.A.: "Good! Plan is workin' already."

Hannibal: "Ohh, he loves it when a plan comes together."

Murdock: "Another one of his hotels from outer space."

B.A.: "(I've) gotta work with this crazy fool."

Hannibal: "I knew he couldn't leave well enough alone."

(Last lines of the series.)
B.A.: "Nobody likes anchovies!"
Murdock: "I like anchovies."

B.A.: "The man is not long for the world, Hannibal."
Hannibal: "I'm not sure he was ever in it."

Faceman: "I think we have a first prize winner here. Best gangster."

B.A.: "Hey, man, that sounds like Hannibal!"

“Thank you for flying Miracle Airlines, the only airline where lady luck is your co-pilot.” – Murdock

Hannibal: "B.A. likes to get right to the point."

Tenant: "I've got junkies livin' right next door to me."

Murdoch: "We're- just concerned citizens."

Hannibal: "You're going to love this film; you're one of the stars."

Faceman: "I hate this movie.... But I do like the leading lady."

Faceman: "We're weapons and tactics experts. We enjoy a challenge."

Hannibal: "Nice, peaceful seaside town, huh?"

Faceman: "This is up?"

Hannibal: "We stand for truth, justice, and the American way."

B.A.: "But you was assigned to us, Face."

B.A.: "He couldn't scam yesterday's garbage."

Hannibal: "We're not most people."

Faceman: (to Murdoch):We do good work."
Murdock: "We certainly do."

Faceman: (to Fullbright)"They sent Madam Kung Fu to take you on your last rickshaw ride."

B.A.: "Looks we back in Vietnam for no reason."

B.A. Baracus: "I ain't gettin' on no plane!"